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Remember when Scully was having a baby despite having no ova? Or when Mulder died? Or that other time Mulder died? Or that other, other time Mulder died? Hey, or how about Doggett and Skinner and the love that dared not speak its name? Or Moronica…no, let’s not speak of her. But remember the Adventures of the Action Figures? And how we made fun of Mark Snow? And the time Jessica almost went blind? Man, those were some good times. Good times. And now we can relive them in Permanent Hiatus. Or can we? No, we totally can.