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True Blood: What We Want to See on the Season 6 Finale
With the finale airing in just a few short days, we countdown 10 satisfying ways the show could conclude its most recent batch of episodes.
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6-10 Recap |
You Have The Sun, I Have The MoonRadioactive - Sookie's wedding day arrives; Bon Temps makes some radical changes in response to a new threat. |
08.18.2013 | A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
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6-9 Recap |
What Keeps Us SafeLife Matters - A Bon Temps funeral and an end to Hep V. |
08.11.2013 08.17.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-8 Recap |
The Rubble, Or Our SinsDead Meat - Sookie gives herself an hour-long funeral/therapy session, while the entire vampire side of the cast finally gets rounded up for death time. |
08.04.2013 08.09.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-7 Recap |
What It Feels Like For A GirlIn The Evening - Nora, Jessica, Sarah and Arlene all go through a major amount of crap. Eric renegotiates his relationship with Bill. It is all pretty sucky tbh. |
07.28.2013 07.30.2013 |
D |
Jacob Clifton |
6-6 Recap |
Soft Breath, Beating HeartDon’t You Feel Me? - Sookie Sookie Sookie! Damn, girl! Meanwhile, Bill and Jason take on Vamp Camp, and a surprising death takes Bon Temps out at the knees. |
07.21.2013 07.22.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-5 Recap |
Take Me To The RiverFuck The Pain Away - A séance goes spectacularly awry, everybody goes to Camp Vamp, things get way tense between every daughter and every father and every everybody. |
07.14.2013 07.15.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-4 Recap |
For the Next Hour I Am BulletproofAt Last - Ben's relationship with all three Stackhouse/Brigants moves forward several spaces; Jessica makes a fatal mistake; Eric makes a new acquaintance. |
07.07.2013 07.08.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-3 Recap |
The Color BonerYou're No Good - Jessica gets to work on Bill's new plan to fix everything, while Eric gets to know the Gov's daughter and Steve comes face to face with his greatest mistake. |
06.03.2013 07.01.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-2 Recap |
The Sparks That Light Your Skin UpThe Sun - God calls a meeting, Sookie meets a boy, and Sam gets what's comin' to him. |
06.23.2013 06.29.2013 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
6-1 Recap |
Nobody Is In Charge & Everything Is On FireWho Are You, Really? - We learn the fate of Bill and Lilith, a new enemy steps forward, and Sookie makes her exact usual life decisions she'll inevitably forget about tomorrow. |
06.16.2013 06.21.2013 |
D |
Jacob Clifton |
5-12 Recap |
My Early LifeSave Yourself - Lilith and Luna manage to bring the Apocalypse on a little ahead of schedule. |
08.26.2012 08.29.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-11 Recap |
Lilith FlairSong Of The Dead Faerie - As the Authority implodes, the Stackhouses manage to doom the entire Fairy Nation and the rest of the cast heads back to the Compound. |
08.19.2012 08.27.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-10 Recap |
Love Isn't A Good SailorGone, Gone, Gone - Hoyt gets some peace, Jessica finds a new home, and Tara gets awesome. |
08.12.2012 08.19.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-9 Recap |
Uncle Ruckus Gets A PuppyEverybody Wants To Rule The World - Bill finds a new way to be a plot contrivance; Alcide acts all sad; Sookie gets into pig trouble. |
08.05.2012 08.07.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-8 Recap |
Lilith Wants Me To Eat A BabySomebody That I Used To Know - Everybody does major plot-twisty things, each of which is completed in seconds. But since there are thousands of storylines, this still takes an hour. |
07.29.2012 08.03.2012 |
C |
Jacob Clifton |
5-7 Recap |
Picture Me & Then Start WatchingIn The Beginning - Bill and Hoyt join some cults; Tara and Pam continue to win. |
07.22.2012 07.27.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-6 Recap |
I Woke Up & One Of Us Was CryingHopeless - The Stackhouses get to the bottom of their parents' murder; the entire Authority flips over. |
07.15.2012 07.17.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-5 Recap |
The Invention Of RosesLet's Boot & Rally - Sookie puts aside a desperately needed nap to track down King Russell, while Tara makes a friend. |
07.08.2012 07.13.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-4 Recap |
They Stuck Me Together With GlueWe'll Meet Again - Bill, Eric and Pam have daughter problems; Sookie gets naked wasted. |
07.01.2012 07.08.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-3 Recap |
That Darn Salome!Whatever I Am, You Made Me - The Boys get a leather-harnessed reprieve, and another vampire learns about the existence of faeries. |
06.24.2012 06.27.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-2 Recap |
The New Shape Of MyselfAuthority Always Wins - The Authority is finally revealed, and they are hilarious. |
06.17.2012 06.22.2012 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
5-1 Recap |
I Love You Jason StackhouseTurn! Turn! Turn! - [Spoiler]'s not the only thing that came back messed up. |
06.10.2012 06.15.2012 |
C |
Jacob Clifton |
4-12 Recap |
Trust Me On The SunscreenAnd When I Die - Halloween proves both complex and unpronounceable for the denizens of Bon Temps, everybody does part-time witchcraft and everybody kills at least one other person. |
09.11.2011 09.14.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-11 Recap |
Dead Queenie DeadSoul Of Fire - The MoonGoddess standoff ends, but the Witch War's not quite over. |
09.04.2011 09.10.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-10 Recap |
Them Vs. ThemBurning Down The House - Marnie fortifies and the vampires besiege; Jason insults Jessica lots of ways; a sad small death. |
08.28.2011 09.05.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-9 Recap |
Body Dysmorphia & The Lapin AgileRun - Everybody shuffles around to get into position for whatever happens in the end of the season, and it's somehow simultaneously boring and obnoxious. |
08.21.2011 08.26.2011 |
D |
Jacob Clifton |
4-8 Recap |
A Rookie In Sex NarniaSpellbound - Eric and Sookie take a trip, while the latest hope for peace goes the way of Godric and the Witch War begins. |
08.14.2011 08.19.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-7 Recap |
The Faces That You MeetCold Gray Light Of Dawn - Antonia's Army finally goes after every vampire in town; Debbie's marbles begin disappearing; Sookie gets her some. |
08.07.2011 08.14.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-6 Recap |
The Mask & MirrorI Wish I Was The Moon - Jason hangs out in the woods while Sam's life falls swiftly to pieces; Pam meets her rival for Tara's affections; Antonia locates an old war buddy. |
07.31.2011 08.01.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-5 Recap |
Asymmetry In WartimeI Hate You, I Love You - Jason makes it back to town, Team Lala abruptly leaves, we finally learn the deal with Ghost Witch Lady, and there's kissin'. Such kissin'. |
07.24.2011 07.28.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-4 Recap |
Panther No Panth, I'm Going ThwimmingI'm Alive & On Fire - Marnie and Pam face off, Bill and Portia break it off, Alcide and Eric have a pants-off dance off which will live in infamy forever. |
07.17.2011 07.24.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-3 Recap |
A Visit From The Poon SquadIf You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? - Hotshot takes their relationship with Jason to the next level, while Eric gets a hot new babysitter. |
07.10.2011 07.17.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-2 Recap |
The Lying, The Witch & The WardrobeYou Smell Like Dinner - Everybody keeps smelling Sookie; somebody gets amnesia. |
07.03.2011 07.07.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
4-1 Recap |
The Dessert Of The Real, Or: Shut The Elf Up!She's Not There - Sookie comes back from Faeryland to a whole new scene; somebody is a surprise lesbian. |
06.26.2011 07.01.2011 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-12 Recap |
Be Quiet & DriveEvil Is Going On - Everybody tells everybody else their secrets and then they all go zooming off into a million different directions like our expanding universe. |
09.12.2010 09.17.2010 |
A |
Jacob Clifton |
3-11 Recap |
Anger Is An EnergyFresh Blood - Penultimate showdown between vampires and the sun! Fathers and sons! Mothers and daughters! Dog-people! Cat-people! All the people! Doing it! |
08.29.2010 09.07.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-10 Recap |
Pictures Of The Floating WorldI Smell A Rat - Everybody tells the truth about everything and so of course it just gets worse for everybody. |
08.22.2010 08.26.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-9 Recap |
Mr. Edgington Goes To WashingtonEverything Is Broken - Many problems are solved, many questions are asked, Sam finally goes nuts, and King Russell ruins just everything. In the most wonderful way. |
08.15.2010 08.20.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-8 Recap |
Without Stadium LoveNight On The Sun - Absolutely everybody on the show finally makes it back to Bon Temps, but for one night only. On the other hand? Very busy night. |
08.08.2010 08.12.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-7 Recap |
In Rhythm & SorrowHitting The Ground - A bunch of awesome people die; a bunch of awesomer people don't. |
08.01.2010 08.06.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-6 Recap |
Dazzler & Le Bad BoyI Gotta Right to Sing the Blues - Russell and Eric tour Louisiana, Tara and Sookie make a run for it and Sam finally figures out his awful family's secrets. |
07.25.2010 07.28.2010 |
B- |
Jacob Clifton |
3-5 Recap |
Vendetta For VTrouble - In the so-far best episode of the season, everybody's either kidnapped in Jackson or working at Merlotte's, so the one million characters start being easier to handle. Except for the Mickenses, who continue to redefine grossness. |
07.18.2010 07.25.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-4 Recap |
Another Stackhouse Filibuster9 Crimes - We trade Sookie's engagement for Tara's and Debbie's, and Bill continues to go crazy. Also: Many abs. |
07.11.2010 07.16.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-3 Recap |
Define "Screw"It Hurts Me Too - Weird sex, surprise alliances and betrayals, and the lamest biker bar of all time. |
06.27.2010 06.28.2010 |
C |
Jacob Clifton |
3-2 Recap |
Consequences Of FallingBeautifully Broken - Bill gets a surprise in Mississippi, Sam gets three surprises in Arkansas, Lafayette meets his mother's keeper, and Tara makes a creepy new friend. |
06.20.2010 06.25.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
3-1 Recap |
Love Is The Plan The Plan Is Death (1973)Bad Blood - Sookie harasses the world at large to find Bill, while he's finding all kinds of new men to fight with and Tara comes face to face with some unfortunate truths. Also, werewolves. |
06.13.2010 06.20.2010 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-12 Recap |
Rough MusicBeyond Here Lies Nothin' - Two near-weddings and a substantially larger amount of funerals. |
09.13.2009 09.22.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-11 Recap |
Never Jam TodayFrenzy - Bill gets jerked around by the Queen, while Tara messes with everybody else's heads back home. |
08.30.2009 09.03.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-10 Recap |
The Five And A Half Minute HallwayNew World In My View - Team Dallas finally returns to Bon Temps, which has gone from its usual crappiness to a whole new demonic kind of crappiness while they were gone. |
08.23.2009 08.28.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-9 Recap |
The Secret HistoryI Will Rise Up - Maryann's angry, Tara is lost, Eric is very naked, and Godric solves the Dallas problem or something. |
08.14.2009 08.22.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-8 Recap |
Someone Else's ApocalypseTimebomb - The crisis at the church is momentarily defused; Godric comes home; Tara and Jason both cross state lines. Oh, and Sookie goes totally Springer. |
08.09.2009 08.14.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-7 Recap |
Baby's Got The BleedsRelease Me - Sookie finds Godric not a second too soon, Daphne is the exposition robot of all time, and Bill has yet another in a succession of bad days. |
08.02.2009 08.07.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-6 Recap |
Mars & The Real GirlHard-Hearted Hannah - The whole town of Bon Temps gathers 'round the fire, while Hoyt makes a break for it and Sookie once again engineers her own kidnapping. |
07.26.2009 07.31.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-5 Recap |
Who's Afraid Of Naomi Wolf?Never Let Me Go - Dallas gets more interesting, Bon Temps gets more insane, and one of the Newlins finally makes his/her move on poor dumb Jason Stackhouse. |
07.19.2009 07.24.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-4 Recap |
Huxley Smashcake's Ruinous RevengeShake & Fingerpop - While two cults and two armies gather in both numbers and per capita crazy, everybody makes new friends: Sookie, Sam, Lafayette, Tara and Sam, Jessica, Jason. Even Bill makes a new friend in Limo Driver Leon! |
07.12.2009 07.17.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-3 Recap |
Sex & CandyScratches - Tara and Jason finally notice the total creepiness of their respective cults, Bill and Sookie break up 100times, and the awesomest love story of all time. |
06.28.2009 07.06.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-2 Recap |
Written On The BodyKeep This Party Going - Jessica's family gets a surprise visit, Lafayette makes a stunning offer, Jason makes friends and enemies in his cult, and Maryann starts her own. |
06.21.2009 06.29.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
2-1 Recap |
A Sudden Fear In Lonely PlacesNothing But The Blood - Bill's new responsibility, Jason's new mission, Lafayette's final fate, and some things you shouldn't watch with family members. |
06.14.2009 06.22.2009 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-12 Recap |
All Signs Are VitalYou'll Be The Death Of Me - The Fangbanger Strangler is brought to justice, Jason joins a new congregation, Tara makes some scary new friends, and a bunch of people die. Some of them even stay that way. |
11.23.2008 12.02.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-11 Recap |
Werewolf Vs. Vampire Vs. Somebody We Forgot To BeTo Love Is To Bury - Tara leaves jail in the arms of a brand new kind of crazy, Sam and Sookie get a little closer, Bill is exhausted by parenthood, and even Jason thinks he's the Killer. |
11.16.2008 11.22.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-10 Recap |
The Pig It Was That LivedI Don't Wanna Know - Everybody goes insane simultaneously, and only your friendly neighborhood were-collie is available to help pick up the pieces. Suffice to say the pieces mostly remain unpicked-up. And in other news, Bill gives birth. |
11.09.2008 11.14.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-9 Recap |
Dure Toute La ViePlaisir D'Amour - Those lovable drug addicts Jason and Amy declare their love for each other over the screams of their captive; Bill pays the price for saving Sookie from Long Shadow; Sam pays the price of Tara's exorcism and finally comes out of the Canine Closet. |
11.02.2008 11.07.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-8 Recap |
Resting PlacesThe Fourth Man In The Fire - Eric summons Sookie for help with an embezzling vampire, while Tara goes into a total meltdown and Amy reveals the not-so-adorable side of drug addiction. |
10.26.2008 10.31.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-7 Recap |
Show Me How You Do That TrickBurning House Of Love - Tara and Jason meet some witches, Bill is probably suckin' sunshine somewhere, and Sookie investigates what life is like for skanks. |
10.19.2008 10.25.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-6 Recap |
Reverse CowgirlCold Ground - That funeral-as-aphrodisiac thing gets everybody's blood pumping. One way or another. |
10.12.2008 10.17.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-5 Recap |
Driver's EdSparks Fly Out - Bill meets Bon Temps; Jason gives V -- and Lafayette -- another chance, with wild consequences; Tara's heart is broken once again; Sam shows us a little bit of the beast; there's a death in the family. |
10.05.2008 10.12.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-4 Recap |
Sex On FireEscape From Dragon House - Jason brings new meaning to the term southern rock and we finally get background on Tara's devotion to him; things heat up for Bill and Sookie after a danger- (and Muppet-) tinged visit to Eric's vampire sex club. |
09.28.2008 10.04.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-3 Recap |
The Stackhouse FilibusterMine - Sookie realizes the downside to dating dead guys, as does Naked Jason; Tara makes a new friend; Dawn meets an ugly fate. |
09.21.2008 09.26.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-2 Recap |
What Distant Deeps Or SkiesThe First Taste - Sookie tries to get her head around what happens when your boyfriend's buddies are undead jerks, some other jerks we hate get themselves permanently dead, Jason employs a unique and very naked strategy to get himself under control, and Tara rules the world. |
09.14.2008 09.22.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |
1-1 Recap |
Say Hello To The Rest Of UsStrange Love - Vampires, they exist. Psychic waitresses, they are adorable. Sassy black sidekicks, they may or may not have anything else happening. Naked Jason Stackhouse? |
09.07.2008 09.15.2008 |
A+ |
Jacob Clifton |