Tru Calling

Let's Do The Time Warp Agaaa...Eh, Never Mind

By Shack | Aired on 02.04.2004

The Longest Day - Previously: Network executives took television shows that were poorly received and watched by nobody and CANCELLED them. They CANCELLED the hell out of them. And life was good. And the world moved on. Tru "Blew" Davies walks down the...

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1-11 Recap	Let's Do The Time Warp Agaaa...Eh, Never Mind The Longest Day - Say goodbye to all this. And hello to oblivion.	02.04.2004	C-	Shack
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-10 Recap	Doug Petrie Pays The Rent Reunion - A former Buffy writer helps stink up the airwaves with an episode about a teacher who kills a student in order to steal her unpublished book. Couldn't he have waited until it was published and sue her for a chunk of the profits, claiming she ripped off his idea, like normal people do?	01.21.2004 01.27.2004	F	Shack
1-9 Recap	Shoot first; don't even bother with the questions Murder In The Morgue - A police officer tries to kill Tru and Davis in order to keep from getting framed for a murder he didn't commit. If this show gets any dumber, Shack will have to spell out the recaps phonetically.	01.14.2004 01.18.2004	N/A	Shack
1-8 Recap	Soldier of Misfortune Closure - Death is an option for a particularly dumb GI who runs away from a life-saving surgery to try to track down a former girlfriend. Tru reunites them before the soldier dies, leaving his girlfriend hoping that their son didn't inherit his daddy's intelligence. Oh, and speaking of daddies: they suck.	01.07.2004 01.12.2004	D+	Shack
1-7 Recap	One knife to rule them all Morning After - An unholy yellow-hilted blade of evil messes with Tru's tiny brain and forces a hapless hobbit to kill Professor Donutface (and a dark-green vase). Okay, not really, but it would have made a lot more sense than what actually happened.	12.18.2003 12.21.2003	D	Shack
1-6 Recap	American Grafruity Star Crossed - Two lesbians need Tru's help to escape from life trapped in a bad '50s teen drama. Lindsay needs Harrison's help to escape from a life trapped in a bad sexual harassment training video.	12.10.2003 12.14.2003	C-	Shack
1-5 Recap	Intolerable Cruelty Haunted - What happens when you take a recapper raised on the finest Emmy-winning television pay cable has to offer and force him to sit through an hour of Tru Calling? If you've got a strong stomach, you can click the link above to find out. And if you don't have a strong stomach, why are you watching this show in the first place?	12.03.2003 12.09.2003	N/A	Aaron
1-4 Recap	Everything I need to know about screenwriting I learned in kindergarten Past Tense - The poison is in the ice! Roosters don't lay eggs! They don't bury the survivors! The parrot was deaf! The doctor was the patient's mother!	11.19.2003 11.22.2003	N/A	Shack
1-3 Recap	Blood Simpleton Brother's Keeper - Harrison falls in love with a woman he barely knows, so of course she's a psycho black-widow wannabe. Tru explains her special powers to him yet again, saves his ass yet again, and knocks stuff off her bedside table, yet again. Can a show fall into a rut by the third episode?	11.12.2003 11.17.2003	C	Shack
1-2 Recap	What Not To Write Putting Out Fires - So, if you wrote a television show where your protagonist was somehow sent back in time to help a firefighter save a little girl, you would, like, show how he saved the girl, right? Right? Or at least mention how he did it? Or something? I guess we'll never write for television.	11.05.2003 11.09.2003	F	Shack
1-1 Recap	But will she take her shirt off? Pilot - She runs around New York trying to save people she doesn't know. The plot doesn't make any sense. Her relatives are problematic. The dialogue is insipid. Don't we already have a Tarzan?	10.29.2003 11.01.2003	C-	Shack