
Russell: You're not Talia.
Mallory: Duh. The name's Mallory. Who are you clowns, anyway, and how do you know Talia?
Recapper: If we have another Russell flashback right now, I'll slit my wrists.
Sponsors: Never fear. A word.
Recapper: After the break, we learn that Talia started the Red Avengers, got a bunch of SUPES to join, and credits Russell with the inspiration, even though he never did a damned thing. She then impeaches the entire premise of the series we've been watching for 15 episodes prior. The SUPES shouldn't be cellar dwellers involved in a shadow war. They should be superheroes. Mask aside, I don't disagree, but this is far too little and far too late. Anyhow, Mallory invites the boys on a "ride along" as she vanquishes the big bad. We cut to some hotel room.
Morgan: I look like I'm trying to swallow a pill and just can't get it down, when there's a knock at the door. It's my Jed.
Jed: What are you doing above ground?
Morgan: I needed a proper bath.
Audience: Great, so know we're thinking about Tomorrow People funk.
Morgan: Smoochies?
Jed: The bath's already happened, right?
Mallory: Meanwhile, I bring Stephen and Russell back to my dump, and show them my serial killer wall of tidbits. There's a Vietnamese Gang doing an illegal thing. They're targeting a judge and his family. And apparently it's easier for me -- a telepath -- to hack into the judge's security system, than it is for me -- a telepath -- to read the bad guys' minds. I screw with the boys about donning some tights. I TP to the scene. The boys have no choice but to follow.
Recapper: I ignore you, because you're trying too hard.
Judge: At my house, my family and I are blind folded, while Vietnamese criminals (is that even a thing) hold us hostage or something. Please don't hurt my family. I'll do whatever you want.
Criminals: *Menace*
Mallory: That's where the boys and I come in.
Cara: Meanwhile, back at the lair, I find John looking under TIM's hood.
TIM: This is our private time, Cara.
Audience: Woo hoo, Cousin Matthew.
Cara: It's Stephen.
John: Must be Wednesday Monday. He's in trouble.
Cara: Worse. He's having fun.
Stephen: Back at the judge's house, Russell, Mallory and I TK the weapons out of the bad guy's hands, TP them into walls and whatnot, and basically save everyone, then Cara and John arrive to piss on our parade.
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