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Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine

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Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine

Kelley is on the phone with Peter, making plans. Peter suggests going to the river and watching the sunset. In an interview, Julie says she thought Jamie and Kelley were going to hook up. We see a shot of Jamie walking out of the kitchen without a shirt on. I know Jamie is gross and all, but damn, he has a nice body. No flab there! Julie says that she wants to strike that from the record because she doesn't think it's going to happen now. Julie looks out the window and watches Kelley and Peter leave. Julie, get a life!

Peter and Kelley go to a park. In an interview, Kelley says that right now their relationship is "day to day." They are both drinking out of bottles in paper bags, I guess to circumvent open-container laws, but they just look like well-dressed winos. In an interview, Kelley says that she has had a good time the last four days, but of course she would, because you always have a good time at the beginning of a relationship. Notice that she says they've only been dating for four days. How messed up is the timeline of this season so far, when she met Peter four days ago, and yet it was two episodes ago? At least on Survivor, you know that each episode represents three days. Kelley and Peter snuggle and watch the sunset. Kelley tells Peter that she was talking to a friend on the phone, and her friend asked if she had met any guys. Kelley told said friend that she met one named Peter, and that he's twenty-eight, and that he's really hot. What was the point of that piece of information? In a voice-over, Kelley says she's taking it slow, and she's not going to jump head-first into anything.

Melissa is talking to Kelley while reading a magazine. Melissa asks if Peter has cute friends, and says that Peter is really nice. Kelley is brushing her teeth, but manages to agree that Peter is really cool. Melissa brings up Peter's girlfriend. Kelley says that Peter told the girlfriend that he met Kelley, which shows how cool he is. Yeah, it's really cool to dump your girlfriend for some chippy on a reality television show. Melissa asks if Peter "straight up broke out with honesty?" Kelley says he told the girlfriend that he met a girl, and he likes hanging out with her. Or at least that's what he told Kelley he said. I do admire Peter for not going behind his girlfriend's back, but really, how could he when this whole thing is going to be broadcast nationwide? She would find out sooner or later, so the smart thing to do is tell her now and come off as the last honest man. In an interview, Kelley uses way too many qualifiers by saying she is "slightly apprehensive" and she "could be potentially setting [herself] up to be let down in the end." I think that maybe it's possible that Kelley might at some point actually say something without in some way hedging her bets. But probably not. Melissa concludes that Peter's girlfriend is "out of sight, out of mind."

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