Real World
A Long Walk Off a Short Pier

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A Long Walk Off a Short Pier

Previously on The Real World: Chris liked Kurt "on a personal level" and wanted to date him. Nicole broke up with Kyle. Aneesa bailed on going to Wisconsin with Kyle and Keri because she didn't want to be a cover for the lovebirds. Kyle got pissed.

The roommates wake up and start packing bags to go to Kyle's family's lake house. In an interview, Keri says that she hopes Kyle "opens his mind" when what she really means is "unzips his pants." CJP asks where Kurt is, and then teases Chris that he and Kurt are going steady, and that they're going to get pinned, and that they walk around with hands in each other's back pockets "like Winnie and Kevin used to do." Aw, a Wonder Years reference. Isn't she a little young for a Wonder Years reference? Theo yells out that Chris wants Kurt to have his baby. CJP agrees that they want to have a million babies together. In an interview, Chris says that he's looking forward to spending time with Kurt this weekend.

Kyle and his dad show up. I guess this resolves the question of how everyone was going to get to Wisconsin, since Kyle took the van. I don't know why he drove up there Friday night and then turned around and drove back to Chicago on Saturday morning. That seems kind of dumb. Kyle says hello to Kurt and asks Tonya where Justin is. Tonya says that Justin is "across the street with the girls," and she looks pissed. Keri paints her toenails and asks Kyle if he missed her. He gives her a quick hug and a light "yup!" In an interview, Keri says that she likes the situation with Kyle because they have fun. In a confessional, Kyle says for the millionth time that he is attracted to Keri, but that he "can only let the attraction go so far." To Wisconsin? They get in the elevator and shut the door, but they forgot Tonya. Heh.

Out on the street, Justin walks up and kisses Tonya like they didn't just see each other five minutes ago. Tonya orders him to stop kissing her and to give the coffee to her. They all pile into the van and another car and head to Wisconsin. It looks like CJP, Keri, Justin, and Tonya are in the van with Kyle's dad. So Kyle, Chris, Kurt, Theo, and Aneesa must be in the car. I'm surprised that Theo would ride in the gay car.

CJP tells Kyle's dad that her own father was asking if there was something going on between Kyle and Keri, because he sensed an attraction. Keri laughs and says that her little sister felt the same thing. In an interview, CJP says that Kyle and Keri have everything necessary for a relationship, except sex. Unlike CJP, who frequently has nothing in her relationships except for sex. CJP tries to quote Ralph Wiggum and fails miserably. She should have said, "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." In case you were wondering. Kyle's dad pretends like he's hip to the Simpsons quotes.

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