Real World

Master of Reality

By Daniel Manu | Aired on 12.14.2019

The Jonathan Murray Interview - This is the true story... of two strangers... scheduled to speak on the phone... and have their conversation taped... to find out what happens when one-half of the duo that jump-started reality TV's massive success gets real...about getting real....

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Mondo Extra	Master of Reality The Jonathan Murray Interview - Reality TV's godfather and the executive producer of The Real World, Bad Girls Club, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians, gets real about casting the perfect Puck, working with tabloid celebs and what viewers actually want to see.	12.14.2019	N/A	Daniel Manu
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
17-24 Recap	Step Down Time To Say Goodbye - Fantasy Fest. Then the housemates all go home and the national nightmare is finally over.	08.14.2006 08.21.2006	D+	Stee
17-23 Recap	Have Cake, Will Eat It Too Svetlana's Birthday - Svetlana's boyfriend comes to visit for her birthday; things occur.	08.07.2006 08.11.2006	D+	Stee
17-22 Recap	Marathon Man Regaining The Pace - Tyler runs a marathon, pisses off John and Janelle.	07.31.2006 08.05.2006	D+	Stee
17-21 Recap	Relationships Relationships - MTV only used "Relationships" as a title because "A Ploy To Get On Television And A B-Story Featuring A Boring Character Doing Not Much At All" was too long.	07.24.2006 07.30.2006	F	Lauren S
17-20 Recap	The Neverending Cycle Jose Gets Stranded - There's fighting. There's making up. There's so much understanding of each other in the end that you could just vomit.	07.17.2006 07.23.2006	D+	Lauren S
17-19 Recap	Mainly On The Plain Spanish Getaway - The kids go to Spain. Svet whines a lot.	07.10.2006 07.12.2006	F	Stee
17-18 Recap	Burned Wake Of The Storm - Svet finds out about Tyler's burn book, and it makes her cry.	06.26.2006 07.02.2006	B-	Stee
17-17 Recap	Evacuate Hurricane Wilma - Hurricane Wilma forces the kids to Fort Lauderdale.	06.19.2006 06.23.2006	D+	Stee
17-16 Recap	Bra Rape Lets [sic] Get Physical - John removes Janelle's bra without permission.	06.12.2006 06.17.2006	D	Stee
17-15 Recap	Zach Is A Fucking Douche Zach's Girl Trouble - Svet has to go home because Martin's dad is dying. Zach uses every awkward bullshit breakup phrase to dump Crystal.	06.05.2006 06.11.2006	D	Stee
17-14 Recap	Slam! Burn Book - Tyler talks shit about John and it gets back to him. Mystic Tan turns the world orange. Paula is sad because the producers won't let Abusive Keith stay at the house for liability reasons. Tyler writes down mean things about Svet.	05.29.2006 06.02.2006	D+	Stee
17-13 Recap	Jose Locates His Balls Janelle And Jose's Fight - Jose tells Janelle off. Janelle does not like that.	05.22.2006 05.26.2006	D+	Stee
17-12 Recap	Insane In The Membrane Opening Day - The kids open their awful tanning salon. Paula is crazy some more.	05.15.2006 05.19.2006	C+	Stee
17-11 Recap	Brokeback Hot Tub Tyler's Night Of Fun - Tyler gets laid. It somehow ruins Svet's faith in men.	05.08.2006 05.13.2006	D+	Stee
17-10 Recap	Shrinky Dink Clarification - Paula sees a shrink. Zach gets laid.	05.01.2006 05.07.2006	D+	Stee
17-9 Recap	Blow Gettin' Stormy - The kids hide out from the hurricane in West Palm Beach. Then they fight. Paula is crazy. Then they go home.	04.24.2006 04.28.2006	C-	Stee
17-8 Recap	The One With Rita John And Paula's Fight - John and Paula fight a lot about girls, oddly enough. Also, the kids are displaced by hurricane Rita. Get 'em, Rita!	04.17.2006 04.22.2006	C-	Stee
17-7 Recap	Tits John's Got Game - Jose sees some. He doesn't like them. Also, Paula reveals that she was abused by her ex and put into a hospital. Not nice!	04.10.2006 04.14.2006	C+	Stee
17-6 Recap	Pier 1 Suckports Zach Steps It Up - Svet is still mad that she's not manager. Zach gets fed up. The kids shop for salon furnishings at Pier 1. Only slightly less embarrassing than having a Xenu-lovin' Fat Actress shill for your crap wicker suckatorium is having the kids of The Real World do it.	04.03.2006 04.06.2006	D	Stee
17-5 Recap	Putting The "Pain" In "Campaign" No Friends Of Mine - The kids campaign and vote to see who will be elected manager of the Mystic Tan. And that's it. Seriously.	03.27.2006 04.01.2006	D	Stee
17-4 Recap	Git-R-Done! Troubled Waters - Svet babbles all over the place about her relationship with her crap boyfriend. She eats a pie and then reveals she was raped.	03.20.2006 03.26.2006	D	Stee
17-3 Recap	In-Tan-Bleh-Scent Svetlana's Tough Times - The kids learn that their job is going to be opening and operating a spray-on tanning salon. Also, Tyler is mean to Svet.	03.13.2006 03.17.2006	D+	Stee
17-2 Recap	Paula-In-A-Canoe And Tyler Too Club Hoppin' - Tyler makes the kids go to a gay bar. John leaves early, upsetting Tyler. Paula has more mental problems. She goes for a ride in the kayak.	03.06.2006 03.12.2006	N/A	Stee
17-1 Recap	Meet The New Cast. Same As The Old Cast. Premiere - A new season starts, and apparently we will get fooled again, because they're all more of the same. Only two things seem, at this early stage, to be at all promising: the hurricanes, and the fact that Paula is bulimic. Also, both are things that could fuck up the house's plumbing system!	02.27.2006 03.05.2006	C-	Stee
16-23 Recap	True Colors The End Of The Skankocence - Wes and Neh come very close to murdering Rachel. Also, everyone leaves the house.	11.21.2005 11.27.2005	D	Stee
16-22 Recap	Wes And Wesser Jailhouse Doc - Neh goes to jail then gets out then Wes gets drunk and maybe slaps Rachel then he and Neh rent big ruffly tuxes then they all go to the terrible premiere of their terrible documentary.	11.14.2005 11.17.2005	D	Stee
16-21 Recap	How The Wes Was Won Wren And Stumpy - Wes and Wren have a dumb non-relationship so developed that when Wes makes out with Johanna in front of her, only then does Wren take Wes back home for some pasty loving. Also, Neh does a poor job editing the doc, and then gets arrested.	11.07.2005 11.10.2005	D	Stee
16-20 Recap	Two Princes Mosta Sleepa - The kids go to Costa Rica. Wes pretends to be Prince Harry. Danny breaks up with Mel because she says she'd have sex with Prince William. Yes, it's just as retarded as is sound.	10.31.2005 11.04.2005	D	Stee
16-19 Recap	Move Along Folks, Nothing To See Here. Literally. What's Up, Doc? - Okay, not literally. Figuratively, actually. But just barely. The kids work on their SXSW documentary, and sleep a lot.	10.24.2005 10.27.2005	N/A	Stee
16-18 Recap	Be All The Pussboy That You Can Be She Puts The "Rachel" In "Cocktease" - Rachel's Army boyfriend comes to visit, tiny rat dog in tow, and she refuses to have sex with him as promised, and then breaks up with him. Good visit.	10.17.2005 10.21.2005	C-	Stee
16-17 Recap	Lace! How Low Can You Go? Everybody Hates Lacey - Lacey's shit-talking hits a new level when she gets busted talking smack about Rachel's crap face on tape. Also: someone sings a song while playing the banjo. Cool!	10.10.2005 10.13.2005	D+	Stee
16-16 Recap	Making The Band Every Girl's My Girlfriend - When a group of rocker guys try to fuck Melinda, Danny ain't having it!	10.03.2005 10.06.2005	C-	Stee
16-15 Recap	The Most Exciting Half-Hour Of Television Ever! Lee-Oh! - OMG! Leo and Johanna, like, go back and forth on digging each other and they totally make out and then Leo has a girlfriend and Johanna is pissed and everyone weighs in on the controversy except for Danny and Neh who aren't even in the episode and Lacey watches Leo and Johanna make out on the closed-circuit TV and then Wes totally throws furniture into the pool! It's awesome! All of it!	09.26.2005 09.29.2005	C-	Stee
16-14 Recap	Bummed Out Danny And The Deep Blue Zzzz - Wes is -- gasp! -- a tool. Lacey -- gasp! -- butts in. Danny and Melinda have -- gasp! -- relationship trouble. Oh, and Johanna steals a homeless lady's rose and gets arrested and sent to jail. Wait...what?!	09.19.2005 09.22.2005	C-	Stee
16-13 Recap	Wild Wild Wes Ranch Undressing - The kids go to a dude ranch to drink beer and sit in a hot tub. Thank God they got away from their normal lives. Also, Danny and Melinda bore us to tears.	09.12.2005 09.15.2005	C-	Stee
16-12 Recap	Music Makes The People Come Together Music Makes The People Come Together - The roommates disagree over which bands to profile in their documentary, and Nehemiah nearly gets into a big fight in a bar.	09.05.2005 09.11.2005	C+	Kim
16-11 Recap	Birds Of A Feather Birds Of A Feather - Wes chooses Wren over Johanna. Rachel blows up at Nehemiah again.	08.29.2005 09.03.2005	C	Kim
16-10 Recap	The Return Of Danny The Return Of Danny - Danny comes back, and acts like a jerk to Melinda. Melinda gets drunk, and Danny takes care of her, and suddenly they love each other again.	08.22.2005 08.27.2005	C	Kim
16-9 Recap	Wes, You Ignorant Slut Wes, You Ignorant Slut - I think Nehemiah said it best: "Wes is not attractive." But that doesn't stop him from getting laid by a girl with low self-esteem and a desperate desire to appear on television.	08.15.2005 08.19.2005	B-	LTG
16-8 Recap	Go Away Sad Go Away Sad - Danny goes home for his mother's funeral. Lacey's boyfriend visits.	08.08.2005 08.13.2005	C-	Kim
16-7 Recap	Valentine's Day Valentine's Day - Everyone gets romantic, and then Danny gets some horrible news.	08.01.2005 08.05.2005	B-	Kim
16-6 Recap	Ordering Up Cheerleaders Ordering Up Cheerleaders - Danny's eye finally recovers enough that he feels he can unleash his deformed face on the world.	07.25.2005 08.01.2005	C-	Kim
16-5 Recap	Ice Cream Melts Ice Cream Melts - Rachel tries dating, but goes back to her dumb boyfriend.	07.18.2005 07.23.2005	B-	Kim
16-4 Recap	A Kiss Is Still A Kiss A Kiss Is Still A Kiss - Nehemiah and Rachel tangle over the war in Iraq. Melinda makes out with Wes as a joke, and Danny gets pissed.	07.11.2005 07.15.2005	C	Kim
16-3 Recap	Body Shots Body Shots - Danny has eye surgery. Rachel likes Wes, who likes Johanna, who likes the bartender.	07.04.2005 07.07.2005	C	Kim
16-2 Recap	Eye In The Sky Eye In The Sky - Melinda breaks up with her boyfriend so that she can date broken Danny.	06.27.2005 06.30.2005	C+	Kim
16-1 Recap	Skull Fracture Skull Fracture - The roommates all move in and get drunk, and then Danny gets his eyeball broken.	06.20.2005 06.24.2005	C	Kim
15-25 Recap	"I Wanna Be the Girl In the Hot Tub" Landon's Huge Boner - It's good to have goals. It's better, though, to push them aside for the time you're going to be on the world's oldest reality show.	03.07.2005 03.12.2005	C-	Pamie
15-24 Recap	Fat Pig Don't Call Me Daughter - Sarah's family says she's fat. She is not. Families are evil.	02.28.2005 03.05.2005	C+	Stee
15-23 Recap	The Real MJ Make New Friends, But Keep The Old - MJ invites both his girlfriend and gigantor best friend to visit at the same time, resulting in hurt feelings and a possible breakup. Also, Landon has the love that dares not speak its name for MJ.	02.21.2005 02.27.2005	C-	Stee
15-22 Recap	Karamo Is Weird Karamo Is Weird - Willie dates two men at the same time. Everyone hates Karamo.	02.14.2005 02.20.2005	C	Kim
15-21 Recap	Melanie's Sob Story Melanie's Sob Story - Shavonda tells Melanie off, and Melanie contemplates going home, but doesn't.	02.07.2005 02.13.2005	C-	Kim
15-20 Recap	So Tired So Tired - Shavonda and Landon try to figure out their relationship post-Fiji, and Karamo hooks up with Ed.	01.31.2005 02.06.2005	F	Kim
15-19 Recap	Slitting Throats Slitting Throats - Landon and Shavonda hook up in Fiji; Karamo disapproves.	01.24.2005 01.30.2005	C+	Kim
15-18 Recap	Fiji Water Fiji Water - The roommates head to Fiji for a vacation.	01.17.2005 01.22.2005	C+	Kim
15-17 Recap	Bugging Out Bugging Out - Melanie has scabies.	01.10.2005 01.15.2005	B	Kim
15-16 Recap	My Name Is Landon My Name Is Landon - Landon decides to curtail his drinking.	01.03.2005 01.09.2005	C-	Kim
15-15 Recap	Passion Of The Sarah Passion Of The Sarah - Sarah accuses MJ of being sexist. Willie skips out on work.	12.27.2004 01.02.2005	D+	Kim
15-14 Recap	He's Just Not That Into You He's Just Not That Into You - Dorian gets played by Karamo.	12.06.2004 12.12.2004	B	Kim
15-13 Recap	No Fraternization No Fraternization - Landon is nearly fired, and Shavonda reveals her ignorance.	11.29.2004 12.05.2004	B-	Kim
15-12 Recap	Gay-Straight Alliance Gay-Straight Alliance - Sarah tries to hook up with a gay dude, while MJ feels bad after hooking up with some chick.	11.22.2004 11.29.2004	C+	Kim
15-11 Recap	Roller Boogie Roller Boogie - Everyone hates Landon, for various reasons.	11.15.2004 11.21.2004	C	Kim
15-10 Recap	Muja Star To The Rescue! Muja Star To The Rescue! - MJ reveals his superhero alter ego, and Shavonda continues to suck beyond the telling of it.	11.08.2004 11.14.2004	C	Kim
15-9 Recap	Red Flood Red Flood - Landon's ex-girlfriend visits with her best friend, and the best friend gets drunk and pukes. A whole lot. A whole lot of fruit punch.	11.01.2004 11.07.2004	C+	Kim
15-8 Recap	Erotic Non-Thriller Erotic Non-Thriller - Shavonda reads soft porn and Landon is a drunkie.	10.25.2004 10.31.2004	C+	Kim
15-7 Recap	Melanie Hates Everything Melanie Hates Everything - Karamo meets a guy named Dorian, but is nervous about openly expressing affection since his family isn't so cool with the gay thing just yet. After a talk with Willie's super-cool boyfriend Dan, Karamo gets more comfortable and cuddles with Dorian on the couch. There's even kissing! Not to mention all the cuddling that Willie and Dan did. This episode was gayriffic! The roommates start their jobs, and are charged with building a playground at a children's center, which they all seem to dig. Except Melanie, who hates everything. Which causes her roommates to hate her.	10.18.2004 10.23.2004	B+	Kim
15-6 Recap	Love Hangover Love Hangover - MJ drunk-dials Ashley and says that he loves her. Sarah realizes that she needs to stop hooking up with MJ. Shavonda breaks up with Shaun once she realizes that she has a crush on Landon.	10.11.2004 10.17.2004	B-	Kim
15-5 Recap	Wanted: Dead or Alive Wanted: Dead or Alive - Karamo and MJ come to an uneasy truce. The roommates begin their job with the Philadelphia Soul.	10.04.2004 10.07.2004	B-	Kim
15-4 Recap	Angry Black Man Angry Black Man - Karamo tries to avoid the stereotype, but MJ and Landon don't make it easy.	09.27.2004 10.03.2004	A	Kim
15-3 Recap	Pretty and Witty and Gay Pretty and Witty and Gay - Willie hooks up, and Melanie reveals her judgmental side.	09.20.2004 09.26.2004	B-	Kim
15-2 Recap	It's Just Emotion That's Taking Me Over It's Just Emotion That's Taking Me Over - Sarah reveals that she's not as casual about sex as she first claimed, when she freaks out on MJ.	09.13.2004 09.19.2004	A	Kim
15-1 Recap	Bank On It Bank On It - The new batch of seven strangers move into an old bank in Philadelphia.	09.06.2004 09.12.2004	B+	Kim
14-26 Recap	2 Punk Rock 4 This: The Real World San Diego Reunion 2 Punk Rock 4 This: The Real World San Diego Reunion - The roommates come back together to discuss the season.	07.05.2004 07.11.2004	B	Kim
14-25 Recap	Out To Sea Out To Sea - Robin goes to court, and then everyone leaves.	06.28.2004 07.02.2004	C+	Kim
14-24 Recap	Slacker Slacker - Charlie's girlfriend visits, so he skips work.	06.21.2004 06.27.2004	C-	Kim
14-23 Recap	Deadbeat Dad Deadbeat Dad - Jacquese has to confront his anger toward his absentee father.	06.14.2004 06.20.2004	C+	Kim
14-22 Recap	Replacing Frankie Replacing Frankie - The roommates choose Frankie's replacement.	06.07.2004 06.13.2004	C+	Kim
14-21 Recap	Farewell, Frankie! Farewell, Frankie! - Frankie finally leaves. Good riddance.	05.31.2004 06.06.2004	A	Kim
14-20 Recap	Family Snapshots Family Snapshots - Frankie's family visits, just in time to see her wig come into full bloom. Jamie's mom visits too, but that's boring, because Jamie isn't crazy.	05.24.2004 05.30.2004	B-	Miss Alli
14-19 Recap	Pitching A Tent Pitching A Tent - The roommates put up a tent in the volleyball court, and it sees some action.	05.17.2004 05.21.2004	B	Kim
14-18 Recap	Greece Is The Word Greece Is The Word - The roommate take a vacation to Greece, but not a vacation from the drama.	05.03.2004 05.08.2004	B-	Kim
14-17 Recap	The Great Outdoors The Great Outdoors - Brad and Cameran make out on a camping trip, and the roommates find out they are going to Greece.	04.26.2004 05.02.2004	B-	Kim
14-16 Recap	Up And Adam Up And Adam - Dave comes to visit, and Frankie is worried that Adam will show up and make a scene.	04.19.2004 04.25.2004	C	Kim
14-15 Recap	Southern Charm Southern Charm - Cameran is grossed out when Brad has a one-night stand.	04.12.2004 04.18.2004	C-	Kim
14-14 Recap	Not-So-Secret Cutting Not-So-Secret Cutting - Frankie is a cutter. Who knew?	04.05.2004 04.11.2004	F	Kim
14-13 Recap	Snake Eyes Snake Eyes - Frankie isn't happy with the amount of attention Robin is getting for being hyperactive and annoying, so she buys a giant snake to try to bring the focus back to herself. And then she gets pissed off when Robin distracts attention from her yet again by rescuing the mouse that Frankie was going to feed to her snake. Has it really come to this?	03.29.2004 04.02.2004	C-	Kim
14-12 Recap	Man Over-Bored Man Over-Bored - The roommates want to quit their job, but don't. Randy hooks up with a chick with a fake tooth.	03.15.2004 03.21.2004	C-	Kim
14-11 Recap	Jealous Again Jealous Again - Brad's girlfriend, Andrea, comes to visit, and Cameran gets jealous.	03.05.2004 03.14.2004	C-	Kim
14-10 Recap	The High Life The High Life - Cameran goes to a shady party, and Robin meets Mike the Marine.	03.01.2004 03.07.2004	C-	Kim
14-9 Recap	Making Excuses Making Excuses - Everyone gets sick of Robin's excuses, and Frankie recommits to Dave.	02.23.2004 02.28.2004	B-	Kim
14-8 Recap	Helllooo, Kitty! Helllooo, Kitty! - Frankie hooks up with Adam, and then either doesn't remember, or pretends not to remember.	02.16.2004 02.22.2004	B-	Kim
14-7 Recap	Spoon! Spoon! - Robin and Randy find that spooning leads to misunderstandings.	02.09.2004 02.10.2004	B-	Kim
14-6 Recap	Fallout Fallout - Robin and Brad get out of jail, and Frankie gets dumped (maybe) by her boyfriend.	02.02.2004 02.07.2004	B-	Kim
14-5 Recap	I Smell Bacon I Smell Bacon - Robin gets arrested for battery, and Brad gets arrested for public drunkenness.	01.26.2004 02.01.2004	A	Kim
14-4 Recap	Tack And Jibe Tack And Jibe - The roommates have to take a final test to prove that they know enough about sailing to start working on charters.	01.19.2004 01.25.2004	C+	Kim
14-3 Recap	Bazooka Joe Bazooka Joe - Randy and Robin get closer, and one night when they drunkenly cuddle, Randy starts babbling about Bazooka Joe.	01.12.2004 01.18.2004	B-	Kim
14-2 Recap	Human Race Human Race - The roommates have a frank discussion about race relations after an incident with Robin outside a bar.	01.12.2004 01.13.2004	B-	Kim
14-1 Recap	Life's A Beach Life's A Beach - At least for the new set of roommates.	01.05.2004 01.08.2004	C-	Kim
13-25 Recap	French Kissing And Telling French Kissing And Telling - The roommates reunite to answer ten lame questions.	12.01.2003 12.09.2003	N/A	Kim
13-24 Recap	Fin Fin - The roommates pack up and leave.	11.24.2003 11.30.2003	B-	Kim
13-23 Recap	Strip For You Strip For You - Mallory gets jealous when Ace likes strippers.	11.17.2003 11.23.2003	B	Kim
13-22 Recap	Adam's Romantic Woes Adam's Romantic Woes - Adam gets and loses a woman named Lamyae.	11.10.2003 11.16.2003	C-	Kim
13-21 Recap	Bummer Bummer - Leah gets some frightening medical news, and Adam's dad moves out.	11.03.2003 11.07.2003	C-	Kim
13-20 Recap	Hot In Herre Hot In Herre - Leah loves Giuseppe, but she also really likes Adam's friend, Samir.	10.27.2003 11.02.2003	C+	Kim
13-19 Recap	Paris In The Springtime Paris In The Springtime - CT and Jamie start fighting, thanks to his roommates' involvement.	10.20.2003 10.25.2003	C+	Kim
13-18 Recap	CT Will Work You CT Will Work You - CT fights with a guy with a blurry face, and then with Adam, and then his girlfriend visits.	10.06.2003 10.12.2003	C+	Kim
13-17 Recap	Foreign Relations Foreign Relations - The United States might go to war with Iraq and the roommates are bummed, especially Ace.	09.29.2003 10.04.2003	C	Kim
13-16 Recap	Swiss Near Miss Swiss Near Miss - Mallory finally confronts Leah about her shitty behavior.	09.22.2003 09.28.2003	B-	Kim
13-15 Recap	The Italian Job The Italian Job - Leah gets a date with an Italian man while the roommates are in Florence.	09.15.2003 09.21.2003	C+	Kim
13-14 Recap	Travel Warning Travel Warning - The roommates complete their assignment and then take off for a vacation through Europe. Except for Chris, who missed the train.	09.08.2003 09.14.2003	B-	Kim
13-13 Recap	Gotta Be the Shoes Gotta Be the Shoes - Mallory buys new shoes. Adam gets dismissed by a lady.	09.01.2003 09.08.2003	B-	Kim
13-12 Recap	Don't Kiss Me, Kate Don't Kiss Me, Kate - Ace's girlfriend Kate comes to visit, but things don't go very well.	08.25.2003 08.31.2003	C+	Kim
13-11 Recap	Kissing Toast Kissing Toast - Simon's boyfriend, Kakistos, comes to visit.	08.18.2003 08.24.2003	C	Kim
13-10 Recap	The Trials of Chris The Trials of Chris - Christina and Leah yell at Chris some more.	08.11.2003 08.17.2003	B	Kim
13-9 Recap	The South Rises Again The South Rises Again - Ace's not-so-nice side finally comes out.	07.28.2003 08.03.2003	B	Kim
13-8 Recap	Pascual Warning Pascual Warning - Mallory wants to hook up with Leah's baby (and we do mean baby) brother.	07.21.2003 07.25.2003	B	Kim
13-7 Recap	Rainbow Brice Rainbow Brice - Brice makes the rain go away when he lays down the law for the roommates with their work.	07.14.2003 07.20.2003	B-	Kim
13-6 Recap	Drunk Dialing Drunk Dialing - Chris continues to have problems with the women in the house -- mostly Leah.	07.07.2003 07.10.2003	A+	Kim
13-5 Recap	Blurface Blurface - Adam hooks up with a girl with a blurry face.	06.30.2003 07.01.2003	B-	Kim
13-4 Recap	Nose Candy Nose Candy - Chris chases Leah around the office with a giant booger on his finger.	06.23.2003 06.29.2003	C	Kim
13-3 Recap	AWOL AWOL - Mallory and Ace lose the camera crew and possibly hook up.	06.16.2003 06.21.2003	C+	Kim
13-2 Recap	Over Easy Over Easy - Christina flirts with Chris through the process of making eggs.	06.09.2003 06.10.2003	B-	Kim
13-1 Recap	Sense of Wonder Sense of Wonder - The roommates arrive in Paris and get acquainted.	06.02.2003 06.05.2003	B-	Kim
13-1 Recap	Pardon My French Pardon My French - Meet the new roommates. Same as the old roommates.	05.26.2003 05.27.2003	B-	Kim
12-28 Recap	Seven The Hard Way The Real World* Las Vegas Reunion* - Only a week after we saw them move out, the roommates are back to haunt us again.	04.07.2003 04.18.2003	N/A	Kim
12-27 Recap	Glory Days Glory Days - Everyone moves out. Finally.	03.31.2003 04.02.2003	D+	Kim
12-26 Recap	One Week One Week - Arissa finds out that Dario is a baby daddy. And we all find out that there's only one more week left in the season!	03.24.2003 03.30.2003	F	Kim
12-25 Recap	On Again, Off Again On Again, Off Again - Irulan and Alton are on again. Steven and Trishelle are off again. Kim is pissed off. Again.	03.17.2003 03.18.2003	F	Kim
12-24 Recap	Crazy Train Crazy Train - Brynn thinks she might be crazy. Maybe she just needs to move away from her roommates!	03.10.2003 03.16.2003	D+	Kim
12-23 Recap	Birthday Surprise Birthday Surprise - If by "surprise," you mean "event that has happened many times before and everyone knew would happen again."	03.03.2003 03.09.2003	F	Kim
12-22 Recap	Brian's Song Brian's Song - Trishelle's friend Brian visits, and Steven gets jealous.	02.24.2003 02.28.2003	F	Kim
12-21 Recap	Round and Round Round and Round - Another set of recycled storylines sees Alton and Irulan getting jealous and Arissa trying to change.	02.17.2003 02.21.2003	F	Kim
12-20 Recap	Cheaters Cheaters - Frank cheats on Emily with Trishelle.	02.10.2003 02.16.2003	C-	Kim
12-19 Recap	Mother, Mother Mother, Mother - Arissa's mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.	02.03.2003 02.06.2003	C-	Kim
12-18 Recap	Royal Rumble Royal Rumble - Irulan and Alton make up by participating in a WWE-style brawl, complete with thrown glasses and broken pool cues.	01.27.2003 02.01.2003	F	Kim
12-17 Recap	Liar Liar Liar Liar - Alton has a threesome in Australia and then lies about it.	01.20.2003 01.24.2003	F	Kim
12-16 Recap	Land Down Under Land Down Under - The roommates begin their vacation in Australia.	01.13.2003 01.17.2003	F	Kim
12-15 Recap	More of the Same More of the Same - Alton and Irulan hook up some more.	01.06.2003 01.10.2003	F	Kim
12-14 Recap	Time to Change Time to Change - Arissa talks and talks about the changes she needs to make, but never actually makes any changes.	12.16.2002 12.21.2002	F	Kim
12-13 Recap	Thin Blue Line Thin Blue Line - Trishelle finally takes a pregnancy test and thankgodfully, it's negative.	12.09.2002 12.10.2002	B-	Kim
12-12 Recap	Stand or Fall Stand or Fall - The roommates regress to high school gym class when they have to do a trust fall with Awesome Ann.	12.02.2002 12.03.2002	F	Kim
12-11 Recap	All Apologies All Apologies - Arissa is full of apologies after she calls Frank's one-night stand a skank.	11.25.2002 11.26.2002	F	Kim
12-10 Recap	No Glove, Lots of Love No Glove, Lots of Love - Steven and Trishelle have lots and lots of unprotected sex. Alton learns to love gay people. Not like that.	11.18.2002 11.21.2002	B-	Kim
12-9 Recap	Mommy Dearest Mommy Dearest - Alton's mommy comes to visit, and she is very, very proud of her son.	11.11.2002 11.12.2002	B-	Kim
12-8 Recap	Creep Creep - Irulan takes advantage of her open relationship to tease Alton.	11.04.2002 11.09.2002	B-	Kim
12-7 Recap	Going to a Go-Go Going to a Go-Go - Brynn becomes a go-go dancer. Yes, they still exist. No, her boots are not made for walking.	10.28.2002 10.29.2002	C	Kim
12-6 Recap	I'm Not Gay, But My Costume Is Costume Party Poopers - Just calm the hell down, Alton. It'll hurt less that way, anyhow.	10.21.2002 10.22.2002	B-	Djb
12-5 Recap	Save the Drama for Your Mama Save the Drama for Your Mama - Brynn and Steven get in a big fight and there's a lot more drama. More than usual, even.	10.14.2002 10.15.2002	B-	Kim
12-4 Recap	Know Your Role Know Your Role - Frank attempts to tell Arissa what her role is, and Arissa is having none of it. Neither is Alton.	10.07.2002 10.08.2002	B+	Kim
12-3 Recap	He Said, She Said He Said, She Said - Irulan might have told Frank that Arissa wanted to have sex with Steven, even though Arissa's still technically with her boyfriend from home. Frank asks Arissa about it, and Arissa gets pissed and confronts Irulan (after talking about it with Alton). Irulan yells at Frank, because she never said that about Arissa, and Frank apologizes, even though he's not sure what he's apologizing for.	09.30.2002 10.03.2002	C	Kim
12-2 Recap	Pregnant Pause Pregnant Pause - Alton is given pause when his ex-girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Trishelle hooks up with Brynn and Steven.	09.23.2002 09.24.2002	B-	Kim
12-1 Recap	Las Vegas Strip Las Vegas Strip - The roommates move into a suite in the Palms Casino and immediately get drunk and naked.	09.16.2002 09.17.2002	A	Kim
11-26 Recap	Welcome to Sin City: The Real World Guide to Vegas Welcome to Sin City: The Real World Guide to Vegas - A preview of the Las Vegas season reveals that it's going to be so bad that it's good.	09.02.2002 09.09.2002	B	Kim
11-25 Recap	Holy Crap, That's a Bad Movie The Real World: The Lost Season - This is the true story of the worst idea in MTV history.	08.05.2002 08.08.2002	F	Pamie
11-24 Recap	Stop Being Polite: The Real World Chicago Reunion Stop Being Polite: The Real World* Chicago Reunion* - The Chicago roommates come back and say...nothing that's very interesting.	07.15.2002 07.23.2002	F	Kim
11-23 Recap	If I Promise to Miss You, Will You Go Away? If I Promise to Miss You, Will You Go Away? - This is the end. Goodbye, Chicago.	07.08.2002 07.11.2002	C-	Kim
11-22 Recap	Keri's Revenge Called Out - Keri finally calls Kyle out on his fakery. And then there's some modeling.	07.01.2002 07.02.2002	A	Kim
11-21 Recap	Like Bread Crumbs in Meat Loaf Like Bread Crumbs in Meat Loaf - This episode is mostly filler. Aneesa has a girlfriend named Danielle, who is bossy. Aneesa gets a second girlfriend, named LaTonia, who is a doormat. In the end, Aneesa dumps them both.	06.24.2002 06.27.2002	B-	Kim
11-20 Recap	Bloody Mary? Bloody Hell. Bloody Mary? Bloody Hell. - The roommates prepare to put on their skits at Chicagoween, and it only exacerbates the growing rift between Keri and Kyle.	06.17.2002 06.24.2002	B-	Kim
11-19 Recap	Telling Stories Telling Stories - Tonya is still alone in Chicago while the other roommates are living it up in New England at Spooky World.	06.10.2002 06.11.2002	B-	Kim
11-18 Recap	Doctor's Orders Doctor's Orders - The roommates go to New England to do research for their Halloween storytelling job. Tonya announces that she can't go, because her doctor has ordered her not to, and it definitely doesn't have anything to do with Justin coming for a visit.	06.03.2002 06.04.2002	A	Kim
11-17 Recap	St. Louis Blues St. Louis Blues - The roommates go to St. Louis so that CJP can get some more closure, and Tonya talks smack on the phone.	05.27.2002 05.30.2002	B+	Kim
11-16 Recap	Sexual Revolution Sexual Revolution - The soap opera of Kyle and Keri's relationship continues, and Aneesa loses the car keys.	05.21.2002 05.23.2002	B-	Kim
11-15 Recap	9/11 9/11 - It's Aneesa's birthday. It's also the day that the Pentagon and the World Trade Center were hit by terrorist attacks.	05.06.2002 05.08.2002	B-	Kim
11-14 Recap	The Trials of Jobs The Trials of Jobs - The roommates finish up their first jobs and find out about their new jobs. And now they will all be working together.	04.29.2002 05.02.2002	B-	Kim
11-13 Recap	The Clot The Clot - Tonya is still sick. Aneesa is still self-absorbed. CJP is still a people-pleaser.	04.22.2002 04.26.2002	B-	Kim
11-12 Recap	Body Beautiful Body Beautiful - CJP reveals her body issues, and Tonya confronts Aneesa about the constant nudity.	04.08.2002 04.10.2002	C+	Kim
11-11 Recap	Much Ado About Nothing Much Ado About Nothing - Tonya is scared of a fourteen-year-old, and she yells at the kids a lot. Theo gets along well with the kids. Keri leaves town for a weekend, and CJP makes a move on Kyle, only to be denied.	04.01.2002 04.03.2002	B-	Kim
11-10 Recap	A Long Walk Off a Short Pier A Long Walk Off a Short Pier - That's what Kyle needs to take after acting like a jerk this episode. Also, Tonya makes a miraculous recovery, and Chris breaks up with Kurt again.	03.25.2002 03.26.2002	B-	Kim
11-9 Recap	Kidney Stone Soup Kidney Stone Soup - Tonya's kidney problems flare up, bringing major drama. Kyle gets dumped by Nicole, and also, possibly, by Keri.	03.18.2002 03.21.2002	B-	Kim
11-8 Recap	CJP Hooks Up. Again. CJP Hooks Up. Again. - CJP hooks up with Kyle's friend, Consonant Boy, and Aneesa takes Feminem back, if only for a while.	03.11.2002 03.12.2002	A	Kim
11-7 Recap	Finally, Some Drama! Finally, Some Drama! - Aneesa hooks up with Feminem, which pisses off Fat Cow. And then some kids paint a mural, which is really boring.	03.04.2002 03.10.2002	B	Kim
11-6 Recap	If a Man You've Never Met Before Suddenly Gives You Flowers... If a Man You've Never Met Before Suddenly Gives You Flowers… - The roommates start their various jobs, but the real focus of the episode is supposed to be how Theo and Tonya react to Chris having a boyfriend spend the night and stuff.	02.18.2002 02.23.2002	B-	Kim
11-5 Recap	Fear of a Black Planet Fear of a Black Planet - Tonya gets upset when she feels threatened by Theo, but it's definitely not due to his race. Keri goes on a date. Theo acts like a dink in general.	02.11.2002 02.14.2002	C+	Kim
11-4 Recap	Flirting With Disaster Flirting With Disaster - Keri and Kyle are in looove. But not really. Tonya goes home, and we finally get to see her boyfriend, Justin.	02.04.2002 02.08.2002	C+	Kim
11-3 Recap	Kidney a Break Kidney a Break - Tonya gets dialysis like Gary Coleman. CJP disappoints her dad even more than she did last week.	01.28.2002 01.30.2002	B+	Kim
11-2 Recap	She's With The Band She's With The Band - Cara loves being single so much that she goes out with three different guys in a single week. Theo suddenly loves the gays, and now Tonya hates them. Kim can't keep them straight. No pun intended.	01.21.2002 01.27.2002	B+	Kim
11-1 Recap	Meet the Roommates Meet the Roommates - Seven strangers blah blah blah move to Chicago. You know the story.	01.14.2002 01.17.2002	B+	Kim
10-22 Recap	The Real World Guide to Being the Perfect Roommate The Real World* Guide to Being the Perfect Roommate* - A preview of the upcoming Chicago season, and a look back at all the previous ones. Except London.	01.07.2002 01.11.2002	B-	Kim
10-21 Recap	Cease and Desist Cease and Desist - The roommates finally stop torturing us with their lack of antics or hijinks each week, as they finally leave the apartment and return home.	12.03.2001 12.04.2001	F	Kim
10-20 Recap	No More Turtlenecks No More Turtlenecks - It's the Turtleneck Twins' last stand. The roommates need to convince a radio station to add a particular song to the play list in order to complete their work assignment for the season. Will they do it? Does the same company own MTV and the radio station? Why, yes! Do you think that's relevant?	11.26.2001 11.27.2001	C-	Kim
10-19 Recap	Hijinks in the Hamptons Hijinks in the Hamptons - Jisela gets caught in a web of lies, and Nicole finally gets laid. Excuse us. "Makes sweet love."	11.19.2001 11.20.2001	B	Kim
10-18 Recap	Spice Up Your Life Spice Up Your Life - Things get spicy when the Real World gang gets yet another vacation -- this time to the Hamptons -- and some of the former Road Rules gang comes along.	11.12.2001 11.14.2001	B-	Kim
10-17 Recap	Play On Play On - Malik gets played by Jisela. Rachel's mom gets played by Rachel. More and more Road Rules people start showing up. What's up with that?	11.05.2001 11.06.2001	C+	Kim
10-16 Recap	No Respect No Respect - Lori sings "Respect" and "Hold On" in her final concert with her college singing group. The roommates all attend. Also, Kevin acquires and dumps a model girlfriend.	10.29.2001 10.30.2001	F	Kim
10-15 Recap	Why Don't We Get Drunk And S#!$%? Why Don't We Get Drunk And S#!$%? - At least, that's the title of the song, according to Bunim-Murray. Nicole gets a visit from the man she loves, Bobby, who doesn't love her. Then she gets drunk and pukes all over the place. Also, Quarrel lightens up.	10.22.2001 10.23.2001	B-	Kim
10-14 Recap	On Display On Display - The roommates split into two teams to make window displays in music stores, and Nicole is really bossy. But there's a happy ending.	10.15.2001 10.16.2001	D+	Kim
10-13 Recap	Coma-Inducing Coma-Inducing - Kim can tell you everything that happens in this show in two sentences. The girls accuse the boys of brown-nosing the bosses at work. A doorman disses Lori. The end.	10.08.2001 10.09.2001	F	Kim
10-12 Recap	Puffy's Dead! Puffy's Dead! - No, not Sean John -- one of the fish in the fish tank. Plus, Mike has grown, and Malik meets his family.	10.01.2001 10.08.2001	C-	Kim
10-11 Recap	Working for a Living Working for a Living - An exploration of the roommates' job reveals that Coral and Nicole have stepped up and are totally showing up their other roommates.	09.24.2001 09.25.2001	C+	Kim
10-10 Recap	The Grossest Episode Ever The Grossest Episode Ever - Mike gets laid. Rachel gets dumped. Kevin gets to go to the zoo.	09.17.2001 09.19.2001	C	Kim
10-9 Recap	Play It Again (And Again, And Again) Play It Again (And Again, And Again) - The roommates take a vacation to Morocco, where Rachel makes a love connection with Blair from Road Rules.	09.03.2001 09.04.2001	C-	Kim
10-8 Recap	Who's the Outkast Now? Who's the Outkast Now? - Nicole and Quarrel team up to form The Bullies, and proceed to piss off every single one of their roommates.	08.20.2001 08.21.2001	B-	Kim
10-7 Recap	Soft Focus Soft Focus - Lori sings so loudly that her roommates' ears fall off and they die.	08.13.2001 08.14.2001	C-	Kim
10-6 Recap	Screaming and Yelling Screaming and Yelling - Nicole's preferred method of communication turns out to be screaming and yelling, and she does plenty of both in this episode.	08.06.2001 08.07.2001	C	Kim
10-5 Recap	Major Label Debut Major Label Debut - The roommates find out that they will be working at a record label. Mike is psyched, because he has found new people to listen to his lame jokes.	07.30.2001 07.31.2001	C-	Kim
10-4 Recap	Valenwhine's Day Valenwhine's Day - Quarrel and Mike fight over the term "panty-droppers." Yeah, it's about as exciting as it sounds. Mike is sad and lonely.	07.23.2001 07.29.2001	F	Kim
10-3 Recap	Breakin' The Law Breakin' The Law - Rachel gets a fake ID so that she can play with the big kids. Kevin delivers a crushing blow to Lori's pride.	07.16.2001 07.17.2001	B	Kim
10-2 Recap	Quarrelsome Quarrelsome - Mike learns something about black history, no thanks to Quarrel. Nicole goes out on a date with a guy who voted for George W. Bush.	07.09.2001 07.10.2001	C-	Kim
10-1 Recap	The Bronx Is Up, and the Battery's Down The Bronx Is Up, and the Battery's Down - Mike figures out why his uncle has so many white bedsheets in his house, and Lori tries and tries to get Kevin into her bed.	07.02.2001 07.04.2001	B	Kim
9-24 Recap	The Real World Tenth Anniversary Special The Real World Tenth Anniversary Special - After nine seasons, it's time to look back at the show we love to hate and ask, "Jo who?"	06.24.2001 06.24.2001	C	Kim
9-23 Recap	Lights, Camera, Action! Kim's Big Adventure - Kim gets interviewed by Bunim-Murray for an upcoming special. And she lived to tell that tale!	01.16.2001 01.16.2001	D	Kim
9-22 Recap	The Real World New Orleans Reunion Special The Real World New Orleans Reunion Special - Nathan from Seattle and Rachel from San Francisco try to convince us that we are watching a live reunion. We all know that it's taped. Thus begins my agony.	11.15.2000 11.15.2000	D	Kim
6-17 Recap	Bummer Bummer - The Southern Fried Rock of We Get it You're in Texas rages on the soundtrack as The Bumpkins sing, "So when I'm lonely and feeling down/I run back like a child to my little town, now/You can take me out of Texas, baby/But you ain't gonna take the Texas out of me." Original.	06.16.1997 11.12.2000	C-	Djb
9-21 Recap	Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans? Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans? - Finally! It's over! Oh wait.	11.06.2000 11.06.2000	D	Kim
9-21 Extra	The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part III The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part III - The final segment of the interview begins with Melissa and I discussing other seasons of Real World, who she has met, and what they told her about life after the show.	10.31.2000 10.31.2000	N/A	Kim
9-20 Recap	Julie's Stupid Letter Julie's Stupid Letter - Later in this episode, the roommates will confront David, and we are all very excited to see that. I hope it's the opening scene!	10.30.2000 10.30.2000	D	Kim
9-20 Extra	The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part II The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part II - The interview with Melissa Howard from Real World: New Orleans continues, with some discussion of how people in Melissa's life were affected by her presence on the show, and lots more juicy behind-the-scenes gossip.	10.25.2000 10.25.2000	N/A	Kim
9-19 Recap	If I Strip For You, Will You Strip For Me? If I Strip For You, Will You Strip For Me? - Matt thinks there's "a weirdness" between him and Julie, and Julie agrees. Matt thinks his webpage is "on fire" and girls like to "sign his guestbook." Oh, this is going to be so sad.	10.23.2000 10.23.2000	D	Kim
9-19 Extra	The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part I The New Orleans Melissa Interview, Part I - One of the breakout roommates on this year's edition of Real World has to be Melissa Howard. Whether you love her sense of humor, or are annoyed by her stated desire to be in the spotlight, she captured your attention. I wish I had some exciting story about how I searched high and low to find Melissa, but the truth is that she came to us.	10.18.2000 10.18.2000	N/A	Kim
9-18 Recap	Higher Level of My Ass Higher Level of My Ass - Jamie gets into a car and says that going to strip clubs on the Sabbath is not good. Then they put it in slow motion as he pulls away, and play sad music, so that you think that Jamie is really unhappy about his wild lifestyle. In an interview, Jamie says that he just wanted to get home and away from the whole thing.	10.16.2000 10.16.2000	D	Kim
9-17 Recap	More Mormon Madness More Mormon Madness - Julie says that Matt is nice to her on Mondays, "and then he's an asshole." Her little brothers and sisters giggle because Julie said a bad word. Mr. Mormon interrupts her and asks if she said "a profanity." Yeah, and then she shotgunned a can of Mountain Dew! She's crazy! And you can't stop her!	10.09.2000 10.09.2000	D	Kim
9-16 Recap	Mr. Mormon Arrives Mr. Mormon Arrives - Julie is on the phone with her mom, discussing her family's upcoming visit to New Orleans. Her mom suggests that she talk to her brother, Alan. He gets on the phone, and Julie tells him that she can't have her family there for a whole week because it's too long.	10.02.2000 10.02.2000	D	Kim
9-15 Recap	Girl Fight Girl Fight - In an interview, Danny says that they all decided to have a "girl boxing match." We see some chicks slugging each other with lots of blurred-out faces in the background. I'm guessing the blurry ones are the underage ones. In an interview, Julie says that some girl asked her if she wants to learn to box, and Julie said, "Why not?" Um, because you could get your ass kicked?	09.18.2000 09.18.2000	D	Kim
9-14 Recap	Elton Rules! Elton Rules! - Julie asks Danny when his parents are coming, and Danny says tomorrow. Danny says that Paul is coming on Thursday, and his parents have never met Paul. Of course, we don't know what day "today" is, so all of this is pretty meaningless.	09.11.2000 09.11.2000	D	Kim
9-13 Recap	A Matter of Trust A Matter of Trust - So the show starts out with the roommates participating in a drum circle in South Africa. Well, all except Jamie, who was given an exemption due to his lack of rhythm, as exhibited when he was doing the Electric Slide during Mardi Gras.	09.04.2000 09.04.2000	D	Kim
9-12 Recap	Bizarro South Africa Bizarro South Africa - Kelley applies makeup, and says that she can't believe they are going to Africa in a day or two. Melissa doesn't give a damn. Julie pretends she didn't hear her and says that she wants to see elephants and giraffes, and then throws Melissa a bone by asking if she wants to see those things. Melissa says they have Busch Gardens in Tampa, so she's "already seen all that mess."	08.28.2000 08.28.2000	N/A	Kim
9-11 Recap	Fat Tuesday Fat Tuesday - In an interview, Julie says that this is her first Mardi Gras, and she's "totally virgin to the whole Mardi Gras experience, among other things." Hey, Julie's a virgin? I didn't know that!	08.21.2000 08.21.2000	D	Kim
9-10 Recap	Analyze This Analyze This - In the confessional, longhaired Melissa is saying that she loves her father and he's all she wants, and she loves the good and the bad. Audition Melissa (can you keep all these Melissas straight?) is saying that she doesn't know how her parents stay together because their whole relationship is based on her dad making fun of her mom, and then her mom laughing it off or sometimes crying. Whew! What's that smell? Oh, it's Melissa's family's dirty laundry. Apparently, she's airing it out in public.	08.14.2000 08.14.2000	D	Kim
9-9 Recap	The Home Of The Brave The Home Of The Brave - In a confessional, David says that they have a show on Saturday, and he knows that nobody is going to work as hard as he is. Nor should they, in my opinion, since he's the producer, so he should be the one working the hardest and the longest. Plus, he has some catching up to do in the "time spent working" category.	08.07.2000 08.07.2000	D	Kim
9-8 Recap	Racism Is Bad Racism Is Bad - Before the episode starts, the screen goes black, and we see the following message: "Tonight's Real World deals with the complex issue of race relations in a frank manner. After the show, join us for an online chat. www.mtv.com." I think Melissa was the announcer, but I'm not sure. So, I'm expecting there to be big fireworks, and lots of heated conversations on tonight's episode, right? Or was that just a plug for MTV's website?	07.31.2000 07.31.2000	D	Kim
9-7 Recap	The Bad Rap Video The Bad Rap Video - At NOA-TV, Kelley is being filmed saying that she most admires her parents for their perseverance. In an interview, Matt explains that they are each going to answer five questions that will reveal their personalities.	07.24.2000 07.24.2000	D	Kim
9-6 Recap	Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine Melissa is My Unfunny Valentine - In an interview, Danny says there is "a battle between putting his time and effort into Paul" or meeting new people in New Orleans. Well, he's allowed to meet new people. He just can't kiss them and stuff.	07.17.2000 07.17.2000	D	Kim
9-5 Recap	Time Out! Time Out! - Melissa is on the phone with Ryan, who tells her that he is serious "like a heart attack" about coming to visit her this weekend. In an interview, Melissa says she dated Ryan for a month and a half. Back on the phone, Melissa informs Ryan he will be there for her birthday.	07.10.2000 07.10.2000	D	Kim
9-4 Recap	Jamie is King Choad Jamie is King Choad - Back with Melissa, Jamie tells her he doesn't have time for a commitment. Not enough hours in the day for poor old busy Jamie. That and the fact that he can't relate to women as anything other than sperm receptacles.	07.03.2000 07.03.2000	D	Ace
9-3 Recap	Eight Million Interviews with Melissa Eight Million Interviews with Melissa - Melissa tells Julie she's going to meet a man today because "something's not right" and she's sick of it.	06.26.2000 06.26.2000	D	Kim
9-2 Recap	The Battle of New Orleans The Battle of New Orleans - Melissa said she thinks David's muscles are too big. David said "she" (Melissa?) knows he loves women and is a "playa person." I am officially tired of the word "playa." So, from those humble beginnings, we can discern that this episode will be about Melissa and David.	06.19.2000 06.19.2000	D	Kim
9-1 Recap	It Ain't Easy, But It Sure Is Big It Ain't Easy, But It Sure Is Big - Welcome everyone, to the new season of the Real World. Have you heard? It's in New Orleans. I wasn't sure if you caught that, given the nine million promos MTV has been running for it.	06.12.2000 06.12.2000	D	Kim
8-25 Recap	Real World / Road Rules Casting Special Real World / Road Rules Casting Special - It's time once again to find out what lucky losers will be the recipients of constant scrutiny and the butt of our jokes this season on Real World and Road Rules.	06.07.2000 06.07.2000	D	Kim
8-24 Recap	M.Y.O.B.: Bad Seed M.Y.O.B.: Bad Seed - You know how every season, at least a couple of the people on Real World are only there because they are hoping to launch a career as a singer, actor or other entertainer? Well, of the roommates from Hawaii, it turns out that Colin was the one. Who knew?	06.06.2000 06.06.2000	D	Kim
8-23 Recap	Real World Reunion 2000 Real World Reunion 2000 - You know the rules: names once, and lots of hitting below the belt	05.23.2000 05.23.2000	D	Kim
8-22 Recap	Real World Reunion Real World Reunion - Is it everything we hope it'll be?	05.09.2000 05.09.2000	D	Kim
8-21 Recap	Good Riddance Good Riddance - In this episode, we only have an hour before they will all leave.	11.08.1999 11.08.1999	D	Kim
8-20 Recap	Let's All Gang Up On Annoying! Let's All Gang Up On Annoying! - In a confessional, Colin says that his advice to Tony regarding Annoying was, "Yeah" (as he makes a big thumbs-up sign and then turns it upside down) "Not really! She is a big negative. Don't do it."	11.01.1999 11.01.1999	D	Kim
8-19 Recap	Mommy, What's An STD? Mommy, What's An STD? - So this episode will be about Colin and Ruthie's friendship, and Annoying's attempts to move on.	10.25.1999 10.25.1999	D	Kim
8-18 Recap	See, They're Good People. They Do Charity Work. See, They're Good People. They Do Charity Work. - Colin and Ruthie are making T-shirts for a charity boat cruise/silent auction sponsored by Local Motion. The money will go to a Women and Children's Medical Center and Big Brothers/Big Sisters.	10.18.1999 10.18.1999	D	Kim
8-17 Recap	Ruthie Got Game Ruthie Got Game - Wonder Bread and Teck are in the van, and Wonder Bread is saying that he wants to make Ruthie's return as comfortable as possible. He tells Teck that Annoying is nervous about Ruthie coming home.	10.11.1999 10.11.1999	D	Kim
8-16 Recap	Amaya's Last Stand Amaya's Last Stand - Colin says that now that Justin's gone, he can move into the bottom bunk. Annoying, who is sitting next to him and totally eavesdropping on his phone conversation, says that she is going to move into his bedroom. Colin says she's not. She says she is. Repeat ad nauseum.	10.04.1999 10.04.1999	D	Kim
8-15 Recap	So Long, Farewell... So Long, Farewell… - Annoying and Colin are having their "chat" out on the wall. Annoying says she doesn't understand where Colin got his attitude during their trip. Colin suddenly figures out what happened, and tells her that Justin and Tet Girl told him that Annoying is too dependent on him.	09.27.1999 09.27.1999	D	Kim
8-14 Recap	India India - The gang (minus Ruthie) is going to India and that Justin is going to be vindictive and happy about it.	09.13.1999 09.13.1999	D	Kim
8-13 Recap	Random Bits Random Bits - So, this week is going to be a confusing mishmash of storylines, designed to fill space until they can rev up the India trip.	09.06.1999 09.06.1999	D	Kim
8-12 Recap	Ruthie Is a Baby Ruthie Is a Baby - Ruthie speaks at the house meeting. In attendance are all of the cast members, Ruthie's two sisters (Rachel and Sara) and Ruthie's friends visiting from Rutgers. Ruthie says, "I want to get straight," and I think she means sober so I'm like, "Wow, I can't believe she said that. What are they going to do with the rest of this episode?"	08.30.1999 08.30.1999	D	Kim
8-11 Recap	Matt Is a Dick, Part I Matt Is a Dick, Part I - Previously on The Real World, Ruthie drinks and falls over, Ruthie goes to the hospital, Ruthie drinks and drives, Ruthie gets an ultimatum from the producers. So this week's episode is about Ruthie drinking some more.	08.23.1999 08.23.1999	D	Kim
8-10 Recap	Most Boring Episode Most Boring Episode - So, we know that this week's episode is going to be about Kaia's quest for love. Hey, I thought it was going to be about their vacation? What the...?	08.16.1999 08.16.1999	D	Kim
8-9 Recap	I Hate Matt I Hate Matt - Previously on The Real World, Annoying and Colin bantered in the kitchen, kissed on the dance floor and bickered in the van. Then Wonder Bread said, "Colin rips on Amaya throughout the day, and at night he's a Romeo, sweet and sensitive." So apparently, this week's episode is the Colin and Annoying clip show, with commentary by Wonder Bread the Nosey Parker.	08.09.1999 08.09.1999	D	Kim
8-8 Recap	My Name Is Bill W. My Name Is Bill W. - So, this week's episode is going to be about Ruthie's drinking problem. Whee!	08.02.1999 08.02.1999	D	Kim
8-7 Recap	Finally, It's Justin's Turn Finally, It's Justin's Turn - Previously on The Real World, Justin arrived at the house only to have Teck (who was swimming naked in the pool) scream out, "Are you gay? Are you gay?" This made Tetanus Girl feel sorry for Justin. So, this episode it going to be all about Justin.	07.26.1999 07.26.1999	D	Kim
8-6 Recap	Relationships Are a Bitch Relationships Are a Bitch - So, this episode is going to be about relationships: Teck's relationships with various women, and Annoying's relationship with Colin.	07.19.1999 07.19.1999	D	Kim
8-5 Recap	Guess What? Ruthie Has a Problem. Guess What? Ruthie Has a Problem. - These people really need to take my seventh grade health class, in which we learned that alcohol causes people to lower their inhibitions, meaning that they do things drunk that they are normally too shy or embarrassed to do while sober. Anyway, in case you didn't twig to the fact that Ruthie is wild when she drinks, just wait.	07.12.1999 07.12.1999	D	Kim
8-4 Recap	The Good and Bad Sides of My Brain The Good and Bad Sides of My Brain - So tonight's episode is obviously about Tet Girl's issues with her father, and about the relationship developing between Colin and Annoying. On with the show.	07.05.1999 07.05.1999	D	Kim
8-3 Recap	Girl on Girl Action Girl on Girl Action - Tet Girl (I get sick of typing Tetanus Girl over and over again) says, "I really like Ruthie...I like her energy. I think she's very sweet." This statement can be interpreted as, "I would like to jump Ruthie's bones because she's a hottie and I'm drunk and lonely."	06.28.1999 06.28.1999	D	Kim
8-2 Recap	Teck is the Cheese Teck is the Cheese - Teck continues to yell for no apparent reason, saying "I don't like men!" Um, Teck, usually when people protest THAT much, they have some major issues with their own sexuality. People who are secure in their own sexuality don't need to go around yelling, "I don't like men! I'm John Wayne!"	06.21.1999 06.21.1999	D	Kim
8-1 Recap	Ruthie's Dead Ruthie's Dead - Cue the opening credits. I think the goal of this show is to teach people the proper way to pronounce Hawaii. It's Ha Wa EE, not Ha Why EE. But if you say it like that on the mainland, it sounds pretentious.	06.14.1999 06.14.1999	D	Kim
7-19 Recap	This is the End This Is the End - In the final show of the season, Stephen almost gets in a fight and Kim almost cares.	07.18.1998 07.22.1998	F	Kim
7-18 Recap	Rebecca Got Back Rebecca Got Back - Rebecca teams up with Sir Mix-A-Lot to record a song. Nathan cheats on Stephanie, and then she comes to visit.	07.17.1998 07.21.1998	F	Kim
7-17 Recap	Death and Disease Death and Disease - Between the suicide, the cancer, and the 911 calls, this episode is just a barrel of laughs. Get ready to giggle!	07.16.1998 07.20.1998	C+	Kim
7-16 Recap	Decisions, Decisions Decisions, Decisions - In the aftermath of "The Slap," the roommates have to decide whether they are comfortable having Stephen in the house for the remainder of the season.	07.15.1998 07.19.1998	C	Kim
7-15 Recap	Goodnight, Irene Goodnight, Irene - Irene goes to a relaxation therapist and decides that she needs to leave the house. And that's only the beginning of the drama.	07.14.1998 07.18.1998	A+	Kim
7-14 Recap	She So Crazy She So Crazy - Stephen slacks off. Janet and Lindsay are beeyotches. Irene reveals her illness, but not before the editors make her look as crazy as they possibly can.	07.13.1998 07.17.1998	F	Kim
7-13 Recap	Stephen and David Learn Lessons Stephen and David Learn Lessons - David gets in a fight, has his honor questioned, and rededicates himself to his radio station job. For this episode, anyway. Stephen's mom has a baby.	07.12.1998 07.16.1998	C-	Kim
7-12 Recap	The Melancholy Tale of Fish Boy The Melancholy Tale of Fish Boy - Rebecca says that Phil wants her to "make sure things are getting done" and make sure the boys are "on top of things." Stephen and Nathan are incredulous, because they don't think that's what Rebecca's job is. So what is her job?	07.11.1998 07.11.1998	D	Kim
7-11 Recap	On the Radio On the Radio - We see various DJs doing their thing in the booth while Irene, Lindsay, and Rebecca look on. Suddenly, the roommates are at a meeting with Phil (the program director), who asks them who wants to be on-air talent. They all raise their hands (except David and Janet).	07.10.1998 07.10.1998	D	Kim
7-10 Recap	K-K-K-Kathmandu K-K-K-Kathmandu - We open with a shot of what look like prayer flags hanging from a clothesline, as the onscreen text tells us the setting is "Nagarkot Ridge, Nepal." So we're still in Nepal, huh?	07.09.1998 07.09.1998	D	Kim
7-9 Recap	I Love My Dead Dad I Love My Dead Dad - They all (except David) have a meeting with Phil, the head honcho. He tells them that he got a call from REI, and some of them need to go and meet with them because they are interested in doing advertising with the station. So now they are ad reps in addition to modulators? Whatever, like we don't know it's all a big ruse to introduce the big vacation of the season.	07.08.1998 07.08.1998	D	Kim
7-8 Recap	Kira, Cara, Carol, Whatever Kira, Cara, Carol, Whatever - In a confessional, Irene says that when she found out David was dating Kira, it made her want to know David more because she really trusts and values Kira. In an interview, Nathan says that he's in awe and can't believe that someone would give up her job and friends for David. I know he meant that in a nice way, but it sounded like he was saying he can't believe anyone would do that for stinky old David.	07.07.1998 07.07.1998	D	Kim
7-7 Recap	Truly, Madly, Dramatically Truly, Madly, Dramatically - Janet tells Irene some of the things they are thinking of doing for Irene's birthday. Irene says she doesn't want to hear about it ahead of time, but then mock-whispers, "Male stripper!" I hope that was a joke, because ew.	07.06.1998 07.06.1998	D	Kim
7-6 Recap	We'll Have a Gay Old Time! We'll Have a Gay Old Time! - Janet tells Lindsay that everyone in the club thinks they are lesbians. The horror! You mean if you go to a gay club, people might think you are gay? David shakes his groove thang with a transvestite.	07.05.1998 07.05.1998	D	Kim
7-5 Recap	My Unfunny Valentine My Unfunny Valentine - Nathan is carrying a HUGE Betty Boop card for Stephanie. Nothing says "I love you" like a 1920s cartoon character, apparently. Nathan signs the card, "I love you!!" because nothing says "I love you" like two exclamation points, apparently. Nathan voice-overs that he is trying to get everything together for Valentine's Day and do something special for Stephanie.	07.04.1998 07.04.1998	D	Kim
7-4 Recap	Good Night, Irene Good Night, Irene - Rebecca keeps reading the horoscope aloud, saying that Irene should "lust globally and make love locally."	07.03.1998 07.03.1998	D	Kim
7-3 Recap	Kiss The Rain! Kiss The Rain! - Advancing my "Irene as outsider" theory even more, the first time we get a "storyline" that focuses on Irene, she's going somewhere alone, and talking about how stressed-out and uncomfortable she is.	07.02.1998 07.02.1998	D	Kim
7-2 Recap	Nathan's Sensual Dancing Nathan's Sensual Dancing - In an interview, David says that Stephanie is all Nathan has, and she knows it, and she "uses it as a trump card and treats him like jack." Apparently, David is a relationship expert. He goes on to say that Stephanie is acting like a "spoiled little brat right now."	07.01.1998 07.01.1998	D	Kim
7-1 Recap	A Long Walk Off a Short Pier A Long Walk Off a Short Pier - We get a shot of downtown Seattle. At least I think that's Seattle. Oh, there's the Space Needle. Okay, it's definitely Seattle. Oh look, they wrote "Seattle" at the bottom of the screen in case I wasn't sure. How nice.	06.30.1998 06.30.1998	D	Kim
6-23 Recap	Go Away Don't Forget to Right - They fought. And fought. And fought and fought and fought. Fought fought fought. Fought fought fought. Hell, Djb just wrote that word so many times, it's lost all meaning. Just like life. Sniff. Without the Boston cast, nothing will ever be the same.	06.23.1997 06.27.1997	A+	Djb
6-22 Recap	Suck à l'Orange The Play's the Thing - Kameelah paints a room a blinding shade of orange. Elka puts on a play about herself. Montana gets sassy at the salon. We mistakenly believe that these people are nice.	06.21.1997 06.25.1997	D+	Djb
6-21 Recap	Summer Bummin' Did Somebody Say "Gay Head"? - Had me no blast. Did not happen so fast. Jason met a girl, crazy for him. Nothing came of it. Snooze. But you knew that already, didn't you?	06.20.1997 06.24.1997	C	Djb
6-20 Recap	Payback's A Bitch, And So Is...Well, No One On A Roll…A Log Roll - Dude. Even Syrus, Montana's formidable opponent, can't make good on some good ol' venom-spewing, as Montana's unemployment becomes the stuff of practical jokery and a resigned we're-almost-out-of-here shrug. People? I still have to recap this crap.	06.19.1997 06.23.1997	D+	Djb
6-19 Recap	Stop and Smell Deflower Wining And Whining - While Sean and Syrus stray and Montana samples the sauvignon, Elka and Walter get ambiguously kinky with paraphernalia ranging from socks to pears to miles and miles of videotape.	06.18.1997 06.22.1997	B-	Djb
6-18 Recap	Cheese Steak, Hold The Steak Riding Virgin Air - It's all set-up and no punchline as a few of the members of the house take off for Philadelphia to attend a really important conference on really important things. Really.	06.17.1997 06.21.1997	C+	Djb
6-16 Recap	Hey Look, More Snow Hey Look, More Snow - This is boring for people who dig The Yule Log boring. This is boring for people who can't watch TV on a Saturday afternoon because the heart stopping spectacle of golf isn't good for their blood pressure boring.	06.15.1997 06.15.1997	D+	Djb
6-15 Recap	I Will Be Your Preacher, Teacher I Will Be Your Preacher, Teacher - Elka continues from room to architecturally confusing room, cleaning like a madwoman and clearly bearing in mind that essential first commandment of Captain Catholicism's Holy House Visiting Dictum, "Thou Shalt Not Leave Dainty Pier One Throw Pillows on God's Holy Product-Placed Rugs."	06.14.1997 06.14.1997	C	Djb
6-14 Recap	The Frazzled State Of Montana The Frazzled State Of Montana - Whore!	06.13.1997 06.13.1997	B-	Djb
6-13 Recap	La Misma Mierda, Menos Nieve La Misma Mierda, Menos Nieve - Elka admits as such to Montana: "I guess I just had my mind set on going overseas." Yeah, because it sure would be a shame to be trapped on that landlocked, continental mass called "a tiny island in the middle of a significantly larger ocean" on their one free weekend out of Tundra Central.	06.12.1997 06.12.1997	C+	Djb
6-12 Recap	The Obligatory Elka Plot Line The Obligatory Elka Plot Line - Elka hopes that Walter will come visit her in America, but her sincere sentiment is drowned out by the deafening roar of this episode's viewing audience raising its one collective eyebrow and quietly muttering, "Yeah, that'll happen."	06.11.1997 06.11.1997	C	Djb
6-11 Recap	Beware: Lingering Shots Of Naked, Bumpy Sean Beware: Lingering Shots Of Naked, Bumpy Sean - Gen, I can't believe you didn't go with the flow of your roommates' plans and stay home to rub aloe on Sean's oozing sores tonight. Three words describe your participation in that house: selfish, selfish, selfish.	06.10.1997 06.10.1997	D+	Djb
6-10 Recap	This Is So Gay This Is So Gay - The Bible says that God hates gay people. Duh. Everyone knows that. Ask Elka.	06.09.1997 06.09.1997	C-	Djb
6-9 Recap	The Mother Load The Mother Load - A bevy of unsupervised schoolchildren detonate firecrackers and engage in rampant recreational drug use (why? Because no one is watching them, is why) while the five remaining members of the house run around and talk about themselves.	06.08.1997 06.08.1997	C-	Djb
6-8 Recap	Montana Gets A New Mattitude Montana Gets A New Mattitude - I'm sorry, was that just the sound of Montana commenting negatively on SOMEONE ELSE'S HAIR? Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet guy who's only at this party in the first place so he can be on television.	06.07.1997 06.07.1997	C-	Djb
6-7 Recap	Jason's Relationship Goes Timber Jason's Relationship Goes Timber - Jason takes this opportunity to rudely non-sequitur, "I can't believe you're a virgin." Shut up, Jason. I can't believe you're not.	06.06.1997 06.06.1997	D+	Djb
6-6 Recap	Montana Is Big Sly Country Montana Is Big Sly Country - Montana tells Kameelah, Elka, and Sean that "a large part of relationships for me is the actual physicality of the person. Like how they smell." HOW THEY SMELL? Oops! Here comes my lunch! And there it goes. Vaj's smell. Romantic to Montana, Ipecac to the remainder of the planet.	06.05.1997 06.05.1997	D	Djb
6-5 Recap	www.please-get-a-life.com www.please-get-a-life.com - Oh, how I have tried not to hate them all. How resolutely I have failed. How my anger and resentment concerning all things in life has grown and grown as a result. Wow. Looks like Boston's not the only bitter thing around here after all.	06.04.1997 06.04.1997	D+	Djb
6-4 Recap	Lost In Boston Lost In Boston - We learn from Sean's and Jason's confessionals that "the whole house is working together at an after-school program for kids," and that they will be doing so "Monday through Thursday, 1:30 to 6:00." Children? They're having them work with CHILDREN?	06.03.1997 06.03.1997	D+	Djb
6-3 Recap	Race Matters (and sexuality is good for a gag or two) Race Matters (and sexuality is good for a gag or two) - Remind me again why The Real World chose never to chance a cold-weather climate ever, ever again after this season wrapped. It is, after all, so sexy and electrifying to watch seven twentysomethings in bulky college sweatshirts sitting around inside eating high-cholesterol comfort foods for five straight months.	06.02.1997 06.02.1997	C+	Djb
6-2 Recap	God Dammit! God Dammit! - Multiple packs into what seems to be the waning hours of an all-night nicotine binge, the smoke from their cigarettes becomes so dense it actually begins to seep through my television's speakers and form a thick, choking cloud inside of my own room, obscuring my view of the screen and ironically causing me to miss the first four billion commercials for thetruth.com, which for some reason sees fit to advertise during this carcinogenic marathon.	06.01.1997 06.01.1997	C+	Djb
6-1 Recap	The Genesis Of Conflict The Genesis Of Conflict - The "seven strangers" intro ends with the words The Real World shown floating in a bowl of clam chowder perched atop a regal statue of Paul Revere set against a backdrop of the snowy, snowy banks of the Charles River. The privilege of announcing that this is The Real World: Boston has been delegated to Syrus, due to his impassioned and ultimately convincing argument that "a woman's place is in the kitchen, not in the opening credits" he so doubtlessly broached during the arduous audition process.	05.31.1997 05.31.1997	B-	Djb
5-21 Recap	We Get It. Now Go. The Packing Episode - Is this the packing episode, you may wonder? Yes. Yes, it is. The Miami kids go home. But not without a lot of packing first! Plus, Leroy the dog gets a boner.	05.20.1996 05.24.1996	C+	Alex Richmond
5-20 Recap	Flora Makes It Her Business Flora Makes It Her Business - Who's the bossiest of all? Who thinks she can railroad everyone else into doing whatever she wants to do? Who is the biggest lame-o on The Real World Miami? Her name is Flora. Hate her all over again.	05.19.1996 05.23.1996	B-	Alex Richmond
5-19 Recap	Poo Island Poo Island - Quick, what's "hella nasty"? Is it Flora's syphilitic toe, Mike's threesome, or Joe pinching a loaf off a deserted Bahamian island?	05.18.1996 05.22.1996	C+	Alex Richmond
5-18 Recap	Indecent-wecent Proposal-wosal Indecent-wecent Proposal-wosal - Who takes carriage rides anymore? Monsters and their boyfriends, that's who. Who pops questions? Tiny lotharios. Who's gonna get it? Drama Queen Dan, and he'd better get ready to defend himself. And who's the biggest bitch in Real World history, giving Russians a bad name? Flora, thy name is Bitchovsky.	05.17.1996 05.21.1996	C	Alex Richmond
5-17 Recap	Home, It's Where I Want to Be Home, It's Where I Want to Be - Both Cynthia and Dan are homeward bound in this week's episode. It's sweet. Not threesome sweet, but then, what is, besides threesomes? I know: Johnny, Dan's second on-camera boyfriend! Yay, Johnny!	05.16.1996 05.16.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-16 Recap	Threesome! Threesome! - Flora says she likes sex. Mike says he likes sex "all the way around." Hee. Joe says he likes sex, "openness," and "nakedness." Eww.	05.15.1996 05.15.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-15 Recap	Kissing Professor Stoner's Ass Kissing Professor Stoner's Ass - Joe chomps on gum, slumps, and rolls his eyes during the harangue: "I need to be in a position to pass you in this class." Hee hee, "position." Maybe, bend over? Sorry.	05.14.1996 05.14.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-14 Recap	Joe Quits the Business! Life Goes On As Usual. Joe Quits the Business! Life Goes On As Usual. - Oh my sweet god, I can't believe this isn't the threesome episode.	05.13.1996 05.13.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-13 Recap	Meet Old Heather Meet Old Heather - Mike's on the phone with Old Heather. Even though we haven't seen her yet, we all know the woman is old. Not just older than Mike -- she's OLD. She's soccer-mom old. She's musty-old-book old. Dirt? The hills? Sliced bread? All not as old as Old Heather.	05.12.1996 05.12.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-12 Recap	Don't Ever Call Melissa a Bitch! EVER! Don't Ever Call Melissa a Bitch! EVER! - Melissa dares to suggest that Sarah's friends look slobby or something, and Sarah's friends totally burn Melissa by picking up the check with their American Express card, and Melissa has to eat her snooty words.	05.11.1996 05.11.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-11 Recap	Flora Has No Class Flora Has No Class - Sarah says, "Just because I'm using tools, and a hammer, and my BRAIN doesn't mean I have to ask permission." Rebel ramp builder! She kisses no one's ass.	05.10.1996 05.10.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-10 Recap	You Make It So HARD, Nic! Part Two You Make It So HARD, Nic! Part Two - Oh, I need someone to be my buddy and guide me now. God? Are you there? It's me...Alex.	05.09.1996 05.09.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-9 Recap	You Make It So HARD, Nic! You Make It So HARD, Nic! - Joe reveals the real reason he's at the airport: to pick up Ick. Oh, joy.	05.08.1996 05.08.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-8 Recap	Flora's Got the Syphilis in Her Toe Flora's Got the Syphilis in Her Toe - Flora gets in her hooker-mobile...I mean, "her Jeep." It won't start. She screams.	05.07.1996 05.07.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-7 Recap	Sarah and Her Superpowers Rule! Sarah and Her Superpowers Rule! - Joe comes up and says, "Even if we fail, you still were part of running the business." Running it where? Into the ground before it even started?	05.06.1996 05.06.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-6 Recap	We Come to Dump Cesar, Not to Praise Him We Come to Dump Cesar, Not to Praise Him - Melissa and Cesar snuggle at dinner, and she puts her head on his shoulder as he drives, and we learn that they've been dating for four months. She fell for him when he held out his hand for her to help her out of the car. Hooray for chivalry. Isn't snuggly love and dating incredibly boring for people not in it? I thought so.	05.05.1996 05.05.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-5 Recap	A Two-Timer Primer A Two-Timer Primer - Flora explains that she and Mitchell are in love and they "try to out-bitch each other; it's fun." Sounds like fun! Not.	05.04.1996 05.04.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-4 Recap	Shut UP, Dan! Shut UP, Dan! - Why does Dan get an enormous grin on his face at doing some kind of promotional activity? Because it has to do with modeling agencies, that's why. Glamour. He wants to sparkle.	05.03.1996 05.03.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-3 Recap	Joe! Get Off the Phone! Joe! Get Off the Phone! - So. Joe has a disgusting phone conversation with Nic.	05.02.1996 05.02.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-2 Recap	Working Hard, or Hardly...oh, you know Working Hard, or Hardly…oh, you know - Wait, here's Sarah with more: "With the help of Landon, we will start a business, and end up owning the business." Pretty sweet deal. Anyone else want to spell it out?	05.01.1996 05.01.1996	D	Alex Richmond
5-1 Recap	This House is HELLA Big! This House is HELLA Big! - Following in the Bunim-Murray tradition of pointing out the obvious, Joe says, "I'm talking to the camera." Maybe he's a narc.	04.30.1996 04.30.1996	D	Alex Richmond
4-23 Recap	Cheerio, Love! Cheerio, Love! - So let's say goodbye to the London season by filling a final episode with clips of all the exciting things that happened during the other episodes. Oh, wait. Nothing happened this season. Okay, so let's just throw some shots together and play some Sarah McLachlan. No one will notice.	04.22.1995 04.26.1995	C-	Gustave
4-22 Recap	Sharon, the African Drama Queen Sharon, the African Drama Queen - Hey, what's up with Sharon? What's she all about? What lurks beneath the perky surface? Well from what we see this week, she may or may not be a lesbian who may or may not have survived incest. Oh, and she's a friend of the goat population.	04.21.1995 04.25.1995	C-	Gustave
4-21 Recap	I Hear the Yawns Down in Africa! I Hear the Yawns Down in Africa! - The gang goes to Africa. Neil over-identifies with the vanishing Masai warrior. Lars tells the anthropologists-in-residence what they're doing wrong. Jacinda gets her hair braided. Sharon doesn't like it when animals are slaughtered around her.	04.20.1995 04.24.1995	C-	Gustave
4-20 Recap	You Better Work, Part II You Better Work, Part II - Jacinda gets a couple of modeling gigs. This takes us out of the Attention Deficit Manor to exotic locales like Milan and Rome. Then Mike has a race in St. Louis. This takes us out of Attention Deficit Manor to exotic locales like...um, St. Louis.	04.19.1995 04.23.1995	F	Gustave
4-19 Recap	Music Is My Life, Part II Music Is My Life, Part II - Neil doesn't like working for a living, so he stops and pursues a recording contract instead. He fails. Sharon tries to get her band a recording contract. She fails, and her band breaks up. Lars tries to put together a party. He fails, but lands an important DJ gig.	04.18.1995 04.22.1995	C-	Gustave
4-18 Recap	More Hookups...Finally More Hookups…Finally - Kat meets a guy she likes. He's kind of a jerk. Lars meets a girl he likes. She's kind of old. Mike meets twins. Yeah, twins.	04.17.1995 04.21.1995	C-	Gustave
4-17 Recap	I Confess I Confess - It's a contentless, narrativeless series of "amusing" outtakes shot in letterbox format. Wait -- considering this is London, isn't calling this a "contentless" episode redundant?	04.16.1995 04.20.1995	F	Gustave
4-16 Recap	Jacinda's So Crazy! Jacinda's So Crazy! - Jay returns to Oregon to see a high-school play and gets a hero's welcome...and some nookie from Alicia and/or Bruce, his high-school drama teacher. Jacinda helps Jay get some lingerie for his girlfriend, makes prank phone calls with Sharon, and gets her tongue pierced to impress Neil.	04.15.1995 04.19.1995	C-	Gustave
4-15 Recap	God Tells Sharon To Shut Up...Again God Tells Sharon To Shut Up…Again - Everyone starts to hate Sharon. Luckily she gets a nasty case of tonsillitis, so the housemates have to feel sorry for her. Kat is stressed out about passing her drama class, so Jacinda surprises her with a kitten.	04.14.1995 04.18.1995	C-	Gustave
4-14 Recap	Would You Be So Kind as to Wave Your Hands in the Air? Would You Be So Kind as to Wave Your Hands in the Air? - Mike's butt takes center stage in an episode that explores the love 'em and leave 'em ways of Kat and Mike, following a big party. Mike toys with the mind of one of Sharon's friends. Kat flirts with a couple of guys. Neil raps.	04.13.1995 04.17.1995	C-	Gustave
4-13 Recap	In Bed with Jay In Bed with Jay - When Jay was in high school, he wrote a play. We haven't heard too much about it, because he's too shy to talk about it much. When the legitimate London theaters pass on mounting this award-winning masterpiece, Mike helps him perform it at the Attention Deficit Manor, and finally two people in the house hook up...maybe.	04.12.1995 04.16.1995	C-	Gustave
4-12 Recap	Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! - Mike finally gets to race a real car on a real track. To mark this auspicious occasion, his hairdo becomes almost steroidal in its stupendous grandeur. Jacinda flies a plane all by herself. Kat almost hooks up with a friend of Mike's as a favor to Bunim-Murray, but pulls out when the merchandise doesn't quite measure up to expectations.	04.11.1995 04.15.1995	C-	Gustave
4-11 Recap	Outward Bound (but not gagged) Outward Bound (but not gagged) - Nothing is going on inside the house, so Bunim-Murray decides to heat up the action by rounding everyone up and sending them into the country to commune with nature, share a single room, crawl around on rope courses, and otherwise re-enact a lukewarm version of Lord of the Flies starring Sharon as Piggy.	04.10.1995 04.14.1995	C-	Gustave
4-10 Recap	Shit Happens Shit Happens - But then sometimes it doesn't, like on The Real World London. So sometimes Bunim-Murray has to string together a story line from a series of yawn-inducing activities, including the paying of a late phone bill, the failed housetraining of Legend, the loss of some housemates' property, and the playing of a non-sexual version of Truth or Dare.	04.09.1995 04.13.1995	C-	Gustave
4-9 Recap	The Loins Mike Sprang From The Loins Mike Sprang From - Mike's family comes to visit and injects fresh new meaning into the expression "ugly American." Some girl who never gave Jay the time of day back in "writing camp" decides to pay him a visit now that he's a Real World cast member.	04.08.1995 04.11.1995	C-	Gustave
4-8 Recap	The Dog, the Slag, The Wuss, the Supermodel, and the Dubious Hookup The Dog, the Slag, The Wuss, the Supermodel, and the Dubious Hookup - Now that Jacinda is no longer hampered by her duties as a supermodel of the world, she takes flying lessons, adopts a dog, and spends some quality time with her stunningly passive boyfriend. Mike wants to get laid. And thanks to some creative Bumin-Murray editing techniques, he kind of does.	04.07.1995 04.11.1995	C-	Gustave
4-7 Recap	The One Where Something Actually Happens The One Where Something Actually Happens - Jay and Neil share the "Slacker of the Week" award from the rest of the house, which inspires them to get off their asses and...um, do stuff. Jay sees Blues Traveler and tries to find a venue for his play. Not that he's written anything, mind you. Neil gets his tongue bitten off, becoming the second blowhard housemate to be silenced this season.	04.06.1995 04.10.1995	C-	Gustave
4-6 Recap	You Better Work! You Better Work! - The opening strains of Supermodel by RuPaul start chirping. I guess we're focusing on Jacinda now because, after all, she is a supermodel. Well, except for one tiny problem -- you know, the fact that she doesn't walk for major designers or pose for magazines that are read in non-third-world countries.	04.05.1995 04.05.1995	D	Gustave
4-5 Recap	Kat and Mike Go For It Kat and Mike Go For It - Mike informs us by way of a voice-over that it's always been his dream to race cars in England because England has the best drivers. Do the best drivers in the world want to race with Michael?	04.04.1995 04.04.1995	D	Gustave
4-4 Recap	'Cause Music is My Life! 'Cause Music is My Life! - Lars makes an appointment with Gordon Mack's secretary to meet with him in the offices of Kiss FM, and then he explains that he's happy not to have a job right away because he needs time to find out what the scene is like in London. By the way, this segment was brought to you by Kiss FM. Tune in the next time you're in London or Berlin.	04.03.1995 04.03.1995	D	Gustave
4-3 Recap	Neil's Organ Neil's Organ - Neil explains in a sit-down that Michael "typifies the aspects of America" that he's "not too happy about." You're not exactly selling us on English people either, Neil.	04.02.1995 04.02.1995	D	Gustave
4-2 Recap	Salad Days Salad Days - The gang wakes up and each does some sort of variation of, "Gee ain't it neat to wake up in London?" Well, except for Neil and Sharon, who aren't shown, but if they were, I guess they'd be saying something like, "Gee ain't it neat to wake up a few blocks from where I normally live?"	04.01.1995 04.01.1995	D	Gustave
4-1 Recap	London Yawning London Yawning - Then there's a charming scene where his father, who looks like he can't wait to get his son onto the plane, explains to Michael that Big Ben is a clock. Michael asks his father if he thinks he's going to stand out in London. Mr. Johnson explains that the English "like Americans." Oh yeah.	03.31.1995 03.31.1995	D	Gustave
3-20 Recap	Adios, San Fran The Long Goodbye - The kids pack up and leave. Finally.	03.19.1994 03.23.1994	B-	Pamie
3-19 Recap	Pedro's Wedding Pedro Gets Hitched - Pedro and Sean exchange rings in front of all of their friends as Pedro decides he's not moving back to Miami.	03.18.1994 03.22.1994	B-	Pamie
3-18 Recap	She's a Rebel Look, Everybody! Rachel's Doing Something Cool and Rebellious! - Rachel wants to teach the world that Republicans aren't just strictly religious, politically closed-minded, racist, wealthy snobs. They also get tattoos and sleep around with boys!	03.17.1994 03.21.1994	C-	Pamie
3-17 Recap	Judd Hates Everything Hell Is These People - The kids go to Hawaii and everyone hates everything. Especially Judd. Judd sure hates sun, water, fun, and everything else that goes into a Hawaiian vacation.	03.16.1994 03.20.1994	C+	Pamie
3-16 Recap	Sick and Tired Mohammed Speaks! - Mohammed breaks up with his girlfriend, sleeps with someone else, and gets back together with her all in the time it takes Pedro to visit the emergency room.	03.15.1994 03.19.1994	C-	Pamie
3-15 Recap	Jo Has Real Drama Too Much Judd - Jo becomes the first roommate with actual issues when she has to go to court because her ex-husband's appealing his restraining order.	03.14.1994 03.18.1994	B-	Pamie
3-14 Recap	Hello, Jo, Whaddaya Know? Replacing Puck - A new roommate is chosen as Rachel agonizes over her own self-created problems.	03.13.1994 03.17.1994	C-	Pamie
3-13 Recap	Nothing Happens The Asparagus Is Not Cooked - Pedro goes to Miami. Cory misses Puck. Sean and Pedro try and figure out how to tell whether asparagus has been fully cooked. Don't miss out on any of the burning excitement inside!	03.12.1994 03.16.1994	F	Pamie
3-12 Recap	Judd Likes Pam. Pass It On. Mi Familia - Judd tries to surprise Pam for her birthday, but nobody really cares. Pedro visits Rachel's family in Phoenix and learns that Republicans have lots of opinions.	03.11.1994 03.15.1994	C-	Pamie
3-11 Recap	Get the Puck Out Eviction Notice - So much hemming and hawing you'd think the kids had to decide their positions on euthanasia. No, it's just whether Puck has to leave the house now that Pedro's had enough.	03.10.1994 03.14.1994	C+	Pamie
3-10 Recap	The Puck World Puck Count: One Trillion - Seven people, one plot line: Puck sucks.	03.09.1994 03.13.1994	C-	Pamie
3-9 Recap	Miss Boring-Sleepy Poor Pretty-Recapper What the Puck? - Pedro and Puck don't like each other. Stop the presses!	03.08.1994 03.11.1994	C-	Pamie
3-8 Recap	Pedro Has AIDS Real Bad Pedro Has AIDS Real Bad - Pedro jokes that when he dies, he wants people to take notice. The adage "Be careful what you wish for" springs to mind.	03.07.1994 03.07.1994	D	Sep
3-7 Recap	Dog's Life Dog's Life - Rachel tells us how great she is at school and how much she loves it. In other news, Cory has no direction and Pam is an overachiever. Puck is a criminal.	03.06.1994 03.06.1994	D	Sep
3-6 Recap	Datin' and Relatin' Datin' and Relatin' - Judd tells us that he and Rachel have been flirting a lot. Um, in your head, maybe, but I certainly haven't seen it. I get the feeling that a lot of reality for Dudd occurs in his head.	03.05.1994 03.05.1994	D	Sep
3-5 Recap	Get a Haircut! And Get a Real Job! Get a Haircut! And Get a Real Job! - The good news is that Dudd goes to Hollywood. The bad news is that we go with him.	03.04.1994 03.04.1994	D	Sep
3-4 Recap	Two Parties and a Funeral Two Parties and a Funeral - Puck says that the soapbox derby is "what [he's] about." He saves Bunim-Murray's crack editing team the trouble of having to use multiple interviews to reiterate the same point by repeating it no less than twice in the span of a minute.	03.03.1994 03.03.1994	D	Sep
3-3 Recap	No. More. Poetry. No. More. Poetry. - Oh dear god. This entire episode is going to be about Cory, isn't it?	03.02.1994 03.02.1994	N/A	Sep
3-2 Recap	My Stinky Valentine My Stinky Valentine - Puck tells Cory that in San Francisco Valentine's is actually known as "St. Puck's Day." Cory says, "Oh," like she believes him. Twit.	03.01.1994 03.01.1994	D	Sep
3-1 Recap	I Hate Them All Already I Hate Them All Already - We open with every clichéd shots of San Francisco imaginable: cable cars, the Golden Gate bridge and twee houses in the marina. There's a voice-over of an unidentified man, who I will helpfully identify as Puck, saying that "messengers get a bad rep because they have to tell a car what to do." Actually, bike messengers get a bad rep because they pull stupid stunts like holding onto the wheel well of a car and coasting alongside it, as Puck demonstrates.	02.28.1994 02.28.1994	D	Sep
2-21 Recap	The End, My Friends The End, My Friends - It's all over for the kids in the beach house; Aaron graduates from UCLA, Beth is outed, and Glenn fades back into sweet obscurity. And not a moment too soon!	02.20.1993 02.24.1993	B-	Jessica
2-20 Recap	The One Where Everyone Sings The One Where Everyone Sings - Tami, Jon, and Glenn put on a show, with a little help from Dom. It's all-singing, all-dancing, all boring!	02.19.1993 02.23.1993	B-	Jessica
2-19 Recap	The Polish Voice of Cleveland? The Polish Voice of Cleveland? - Beth's mother comes to town, and her relationship with Beth explains a whole lot. In other news, Glenn is a jerk, and people shoot each other with paint.	02.18.1993 02.22.1993	B-	Jessica
2-18 Recap	Mexico! Mexico! - The kids head down south for a vacation that turns into a complete disaster, proving to all of them, at last, that they really, really hate each other.	02.17.1993 02.21.1993	B	Jessica
2-17 Recap	Sexcapades! Friends and Lovers - Everyone gets some -- even Beth, although she has to hide in the closet to bring home the bacon, if you know what we mean. And we think you do.	02.16.1993 02.20.1993	B	Jessica
2-16 Recap	Group Bonding is Stupid The Question and Answer Game - Glenn acts like a total jackhole and then forces his roommates into a group bonding exercise. It allegedly brings them all closer. Like that's gonna last.	02.15.1993 02.18.1993	B-	Jessica
2-15 Recap	Sweet Home, Kentucky The Show About Nothing - Jon tries out for a part in a movie, with disastrous results, and then goes home to Owensboro to see his fans! Aaron goes to school. Best of all: no Beth!	02.14.1993 02.18.1993	C-	Jessica
2-14 Recap	Wired! Body Issues and Bad Jobs - Tami thinks she eats too much, so she has her jaw wired shut. Also, she and Beth hate their jobs. And we all learn about safe sex.	02.13.1993 02.17.1993	D+	Jessica
2-12 Recap	Meet Beth Anthony! She's a Lesbian! - There once was a girl named Beth A. Her roommates find out that she's gay Dom, Jon and Glen think it's cool Aaron, I guess, is at school And Tami doesn't think it's okay.	02.11.1993 02.15.1993	C-	Jessica
2-13 Recap	Almost 85% Snark-Free! Irish Eyes are Crying - Dom returns to Ireland to make peace with his sickly father. Jessica can't make fun of that!	02.12.1993 02.15.1993	C	Jessica
2-11 Recap	Wedding Bells, Schmedding Bells Wedding Bells, Schmedding Bells - Jon explains that Irene is getting married that weekend, and it's been so very, very hard to bid her farewell forever, but he did help her load her car. Wow, Jon, here's a cookie.	02.10.1993 02.10.1993	D	Jessica
2-10 Recap	Issues, Schmissues Issues, Schmissues - Actually, this is a pretty serious episode; like, issues are discussed, and shit. It's like the Bizarro Real World, only not completely, because Beth is still a pain in the ass, and Dom isn't a twelve-stepper.	02.09.1993 02.09.1993	D	Jessica
2-9 Recap	Outward Bored Outward Bored - Eric Nies dances topless in front of Mary-Ellis Bunim, who idly slips a quarter into his Speedo. As Nies's stomach muscles undulate, it comes to her (insert your own Eric Nies Sex Joke here. I can't bring myself to think about it anymore). The ultimate torture: Outward Bound.	02.08.1993 02.08.1993	D	Jessica
2-8 Recap	Enter Glen Enter Glen - Dom plays Basil Exposition for a second, explaining to the camera that the roommates are going to interview three men, and pick one to be David's replacement.	02.07.1993 02.07.1993	D	Jessica
2-7 Recap	And Take Beth With You! And Take Beth With You! - David gets the boot.	02.06.1993 02.06.1993	D	Jessica
2-6 Recap	The One You've Been Waiting For The One You've Been Waiting For - This is the ultimate episode of this season of The Real World. The infamous "rape" episode. So many histrionics, so much screaming and yelling, so much Jessica Wakefield-esque posturing from the loathsome Beth.	02.05.1993 02.05.1993	D	Jessica
2-5 Recap	Mommy, Aaron and Dom Are Mean! Mommy, Aaron and Dom Are Mean! - Tami explains that she and Kenya, her Studs Bachelor #1, are "cheating." Not on one another, but on Studs, in an attempt to fix the show. It's just like the Twenty-One scandal, except Robert Redford would never make a movie about Tami's classless attempt to score a free chaperoned trip to Jamaica and $600.	02.04.1993 02.04.1993	D	Jessica
2-4 Recap	We Hate David We Hate David - David leans into the camera and tells us that Tami "is very moody." Ya think?	02.03.1993 02.03.1993	D	Jessica
2-3 Recap	City Mouse vs. Country Mouse City Mouse vs. Country Mouse - As Irene straps her gun on, she states the obvious: "I'm a female, and I'm a police officer." Thanks for clearing that up.	02.02.1993 02.02.1993	N/A	Jessica
2-2 Recap	Meet and Greet and Moan and Groan Meet and Greet and Moan and Groan - There's this horrible thwack-thonky music playing as we see the Winnie carrying Dom, Tami and Jon across America to their "swanky" pad in Los Angeles.	02.01.1993 02.01.1993	D	Jessica
2-1 Recap	Welcome to Hicksville Welcome to Hicksville - Remember early 1993? Kurt Cobain was still alive, the AIDS epidemic was, arguably, at its height, and Jessica was wearing flannel and reading Sassy. She'd say it was a happy time, except for the fact that it totally wasn't.	01.31.1993 01.31.1993	D	Jessica
1-13 Recap	This is the End... The End of the Beginning This is the End… The End of the Beginning - THE VERY LAST EPISODE! Kevin and Julie hug and make up. The crew makes fun of Eric Nies.	01.12.1992 01.12.1992	D	Manimal
1-12 Recap	Who's Afraid of Heather B.? Who's Afraid of Heather B.? - Heather and Eric get in a big fight, and Heather really manages to pierce Eric's glossy surface and hurt all two of his feelings. Andre and the "band" make a video.	01.11.1992 01.11.1992	D	Manimal
1-11 Recap	Raging Bullshit Raging Bullshit - Kevin and Julie have a Really. Big. Fight. The lofties then throw a party where some bitty asks for a cup, and she and Heather B. get into a little altercation. The bitty accuses Heather of assaulting her. Heather B. gets semi-arrested.	01.10.1992 01.10.1992	D	Manimal
1-10 Recap	It's a Family Affair It's a Family Affair - The roommates find a hideous little dog, and eventually, the owner. Julie's mother visits, and Julie experiences that classic condition Dysfunctiona Minora.	01.09.1992 01.09.1992	D	Manimal
1-9 Recap	Politics and Strange Bedfellows Politics and Strange Bedfellows - The gang gets all political and votes and goes to rallies and stuff. Norman finds a not-boyfriend. Julie plays at being homeless, and later tells her mom she's not coming home right away; Julie's Mom Decides to Pay a Visit.	01.08.1992 01.08.1992	D	Manimal
1-8 Recap	Booty Call! Booty Call! - The girls get sent to Jamaica with one mission: FIND MEN, i.e., hot, foreign slabs of love-flesh. Unfortunately, the men in Jamaica are mostly vacationing dorks from the U.S. or native sleazeballs, so Becky sleeps with a Real World director instead. Oh, and she and Kevin get over the whole fight thing.	01.07.1992 01.07.1992	N/A	Manimal
1-7 Recap	Race Relations and Other Practical Jokes Race Relations and Other Practical Jokes - Heather meets Larry Johnson. The girls get free tickets to Jamaica, and the boys get bubkes. Kevin and Becky have a fight over race relations.	01.06.1992 01.06.1992	D	Manimal
1-6 Recap	Like a Virgin Like a Virgin - Kevin's really, really concerned with Julie remaining a virgin. The loftmates all get together and play a nasty joke on Kevin and pretend they're what they're not. Kevin wigs.	01.05.1992 01.05.1992	D	Manimal
1-5 Recap	Play it to the Bone(heads) Play it to the Bone(heads) - Eric and Kevin fight. Then we get to meet Eric's anorectic girlfriend.	01.04.1992 01.04.1992	D	Manimal
1-4 Recap	My Roommate, He Wrote Me a Letter My Roommate, He Wrote Me a Letter - Becky is a tramp. She's also a self-righteous, irritating twerp whose really undeserved sense of superiority comes from being maybe four or five years older than some of her housemates. Eric and Kevin get freak-nasty on each other, and Kevin writes Eric a mean letter that makes Eric very, very angry. And when Eric Nies gets angry... people DIE. Of boredom.	01.03.1992 01.03.1992	D	Manimal
1-3 Recap	Playin' at the Talent Show Playin' at the Talent Show - Cut to Andre strumming his guitar. (Not a euphemism -- he's actually strumming his guitar.)	01.02.1992 01.02.1992	D	Manimal
1-2 Recap	White Men Can't Jump. Or Rap, or Dance. White Men Can't Jump. Or Rap, or Dance. - "I'm Too Sexy" plays as Julie and Becky leaf through various pictures of Eric in water, Eric with his shirt off, Eric with his shiny, hairless man-titties a-gleam, standing in water, Eric looking like a towel boy for a gay bath house, etc., etc., etc.	01.01.1992 01.01.1992	D	Manimal
1-1 Recap	If You Can Make It There... If You Can Make It There… - I had forgotten how whiny, awful and horrible a lot of the season was.	12.31.1991 12.31.1991	D	Manimal

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