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The Hills: The "As If" Moments

Drama! Relive the highs and lows (mostly lows) with LC, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, and more.

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Latest Episode

6-2
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Are We Done Yet?

All Good Things… - ShePratt has the last laugh after all, calling this tripe out for the horrible nightmare it's become as Kristin and Brody pull a Newhart on our asses.

07.13.2010 F

Lady Lola

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

6-11
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Penultimatums

Loves Me Not - Brody disappoints Kristin for the last time. Darlene storms into town and vows to save Heidi. ShePratt finds a new fella. Lo and her beau take the next step.

07.06.2010
07.07.2010
C

Lady Lola

6-10
Weecap

Love Roller Costa Rica

Welcome to the Jungle - The kids export their generic brand of drama to Costa Rica.

06.29.2010
06.30.2010
D

Lady Lola

6-9
Weecap

Here Be Dragons

Break-Up to Make-Up - Crazy Blonde Girl acts crazy, while bored Kristin decides to renovate Audrina's entire life for her without warning, and with magical results.

06.22.2010
06.23.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-8
Weecap

Off Her Rocker

Between a Rocker and a Hard Place - Kristin owns this town and makes damn sure all Brody's tricks and their unsavory friends know it. JB owns Audrina's heart and makes sure Audrina's temporary place-filler knows it. ShePratt owns up to her fractured family and run-ins with the law on a second (and last) date with Lo's friend.

06.15.2010
06.16.2010
C

Lady Lola

6-7
Weecap

Lutz Get It Started

The Company You Keep - ShePratt has a birthday party where Kristin shuts down Brody's latest trick and her felonious friend. And Audrina is an idiot, part 4,682.

06.08.2010
06.09.2010
D-

Lady Lola

6-6
Weecap

Friends in Lo(w) Places

Ghost from the Past - Lo scores Brody's new gal an internship, but Kristin kills her buzz by mind-gaming her like a pro. Audrina chooses to use her time apart from JB's Hair Apparent to… hang out with JB?

06.01.2010
06.02.2010
D

Lady Lola

6-5
Weecap

Double-Datin' & Playa Hatin'

"A New Bird" - Brody plays the field, relegating Kristin to the role of jealous (ex-) girlfriend. Lo plays Cupid to ShePratt.

05.25.2010
05.26.2010
C-

Lady Lola

6-4
Weecap

The Dark Crystals

This Is Goodbye - Kristin and Brody finally seal the deal -- as if it's something new. The gang vows to banish Spencer and Heidi -- as if that's something new.

05.18.2010
05.19.2010
B-

Lady Lola

6-3
Weecap

"Take a Breath"

The Elephant in the Room - Spencer serves up a heapin' helpin' of fruitcake at Enzo's birthday party because nothing mixes with children's events like casual references to rape and murder. Am I right?

05.11.2010
05.12.2010
B

Lady Lola

6-2
Weecap

Loose Lips, Tight Tits

Rumor Has It - Kristin has a disastrous housewarming party to which she's invited all her enemies and all their enemies. Audrina introduces her new hedgehog-- I mean boyfriend. Spencer reaches DEFCON 3-level crazy and is still rising.

05.04.2010
05.05.2010
D

Lady Lola

6-1
Weecap

"It's Been A Rough Couple Of Days."

Put On A Happy Face - Kristin and Heidi embark on parallel journeys of self-annihilation, while a bunch of mooing girls caw and stare.

04.27.2010
04.28.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-21
Weecap

Jump the Snark

The Boys of Summer - Worst. Finale. Yet. Audrina latches herself to the whipping post for the (millionth) last time before spinning off. Brody supposedly calls it off with Jayde -- though it may be the only undocumented moment of his life since the Millennium. Kristin and JB boringly decide to make a go of it.

12.01.2009
12.02.2009
F

Lady Lola

5-20
Weecap

Strippers & Sushi

"Mr. Right Now" - Kristin and JB gallivant in Vegas, letting Bartender Stacie tag along to fix them drinks and get defiled by strippers. Speidi inch closer to springing their spawn on the unwitting world.

11.24.2009
11.25.2009
D-

Lady Lola

5-19
Weecap

The One Before Vegas

Can't Always Get What You Want - Heidi plunges headfirst into a new plan to become the world's worst wife and mother. Kristin dominates Jayde in an anticlimactic verbal slap fight over showmance rights to Brody, then ends up getting her heart handed back to her by the Jenner himself.

11.17.2009
11.18.2009
D

Lady Lola

5-18
Weecap

"On to the Next"

"On to the Next" - Spencer dashes the world's hopes by eliminating the possibility of a vasectomy. JB dashes Audrina's hopes by ending the relationship he never even acknowledged in the first place -- and in the most excessively cruel way possible. And Kristin dashes out of the club when Jayde gets shove-happy after seeing her cuddling in da club with Brody.

11.10.2009
11.11.2009
B-

Lady Lola

5-17
Weecap

New Dogs, Same Old Dicks

"I'm Done with You" - Speidi hosts a birthday party where Kristin deigns to "clear the air" (read: gloat heartily) with Audrina re: JB. Instead, she gets her ass served to her. She decides to hate the player, not the game, calling off the showmance. Also, puppies!

11.03.2009
11.04.2009
B

Lady Lola

5-16
Weecap

Rude Awakenings

"Sorry Boo, Strike Two" - Kristin throws a party that wreaks all sorts of havoc, just as intended. Holly lets her choreographic freak flag fly, prompting Heidi and ShePratt to stage a second Holly-vention. Kristin seriously considers cutting that flaky trickster JB off from her cooch. And Canadian Jayde and Brody have it "oat"… yet again.

10.27.2009
10.28.2009
C-

Lady Lola

5-15
Weecap

Booze and Boos

Old Habits Die Hard - JB cooks an "I sowwy" dinner for Kristin while simultaneously texting and leading on Audrina. Holly drinks to excess -- perfectly understandable considering the company she's keeping.

10.20.2009
10.21.2009
F

Lady Lola

5-14
Weecap

The Affair of the Reckless

Strike One - Brody's birthday marks the start and end of at least two relationships, splintering his bond with Jayde and expediting the inevitable drifting apart of Kristin and JB, who were never really seeing each other in the first place. Also, Spencer continues to bandy about the hollow threat of getting his tubes tied. Don't say it if you don't mean it, Big Spender. I've got a medicine bag and a rusty scalpel with your name on 'em.

10.13.2009
10.14.2009
C

Lady Lola

5-13
Weecap

Hot Messes

"Mess with Me, I Mess with You" - Speidi babysits. Kristin straddles the hog. Audrina mopes to emo music. Everyone else is multi-thousand-dollar-earning wallpaper.

10.06.2009
10.07.2009
D-

Lady Lola

5-12
Weecap

Last-Bitch Effort

"It's On, Bitch" - ShePratt's dreams are dashed again as Kristin steps up as the primary shit-stirrer. The never-ending Audrina-Justin Bobby saga… well… it never frigging ends. And Speidi moves into a self-proclaimed "Porno Pad." A step up from the Stripper Hotel if you ask me.

09.29.2009
09.30.2009
B-

Lady Lola

5-11
Weecap

I Do(uche)

Speidi's Wedding Unveiled - Want a millionth "exclusive" peek into the Speidi wedding? No? Well they're giving it to you anyway.

06.08.2009
06.12.2009
D

Lady Lola

5-10
Weecap

Nice Day for a Trite Wedding

"Something Old, Something New…" - Lauren bids adieu. Speidi makes it legal. Kristin Cavallari returns to vie for semi-relevance. And it's boring as all get-out. What a let-down.

05.31.2009
06.01.2009
F

Lady Lola

5-9
Weecap

It's Too Late to Apologize

Hi Lauren, It's Spencer… - Spencer tries to make nice with Lauren, and strangely it seems somewhat sincere. Confusing.

05.25.2009
05.27.2009
B

Angel Cohn

5-8
Weecap

Daddy Whore Schmucks

Father of the Bride - Wild Bill Montag's traveling road show makes a stop in L.A. to assess Spencer's husband potential. Lauren gives ShePratt her People's Rev walking papers. Audrina still exists. People scratch their heads.

05.18.2009
05.19.2009
C

Lady Lola

5-7
Weecap

Incompetence Reigns Supreme

"Keep Your Enemies Closer" - Everyone fails at their given tasks for the week, from Heidi's (second) Stace-tervention to Lauren's supervising worthless intern ShePratt -- even Audrina's 975th break-up with JB. You think just by sheer practice she'd have it figured out by now.

05.11.2009
05.12.2009
B-

Lady Lola

5-6
Weecap

Cheaters Live Long & Prosper

"Playmates Bring The Drama" - Various couplings/trios continue to recoil from fake cheating dreamt up by producers in dark rooms. Lauren's relevance shrinks evermore.

05.04.2009
05.05.2009
B-

Lady Lola

5-5
Weecap

Virgin Territory

"I Always Had a Little Crush" - The girls crash the boys' Hawaiian vacation, setting the stage for Audrina and Brody to (fake) hook up. Spencer crashes Mr. Jackcheese's virginity.

04.27.2009
04.28.2009
C

Lady Lola

5-4
Weecap

Relationships Take Work

Crazy in Love - Lauren begins to catch on that Stephanie's not the sharpest tool in the shed. JB continues his reign of error with Audrina. Speidi enters couples therapy.

04.20.2009
04.21.2009
B

Lady Lola

5-3
Weecap

Opportunity on the Rocks

"I'm Done with You" - Lauren takes another step toward career ruination by vouching for Stephanie at People's Rev. Heidi and Spencer bicker about some more inconsequential pinging in the hall of mirrors that is their relationship.

04.13.2009
04.14.2009
B-

Lady Lola

5-2
Weecap

It's Bananas, Homey

"Everything Happens for a Reason" - The fallout from Lauren's birthday booze cruise spans from L.A. to Colorado, with reunions aplenty and possible break-ups in store.

04.06.2009
04.07.2009
A

Lady Lola

5-1
Weecap

HMS Pina-whores

"Don't Cry on Your Birthday" - Lauren's surprise birthday sets the stage for some serious theatrics. And Spencer "flirts" with a bartender. Then his fist flirts with Cameron's face.

04.06.2009
04.07.2009
A-

Lady Lola

4-20
Weecap

You Been Working Out a Lot?

I Heidi Take Thee Spencer… - Heidi and Spencer don't get (legally) married. Lauren and Heidi don't reconcile. Justin Bobby doesn't propose to Audrina. What does happen? In a word: Nothing. This is The Hills. What did you expect?

12.22.2008
12.23.2008
C

Lady Lola

4-19
Weecap

For Better or... Really, Just For Worse

Mr. and Mrs. Pratt - Heidi and Spencer pretend they like each other enough to get married.

12.15.2008
12.16.2008
C

Kim

4-18
Weecap

Setting Up The City

Dream Boy, Dream Job - Whitney has an interview in New York. Do you think she'll get the job? I can't imagine.

12.08.2008
12.09.2008
B

Kim

4-17
Weecap

Forever and Nana, Amen

It's About Trust - Audrina and Lauren bury the hatchet and Spencer uses his grandmother to continue his feud with his sister.

12.01.2008
12.02.2008
C+

Kim

4-16
Weecap

I Heard A Rumor

You Did This - Dumb Audrina hears a rumor that Lauren and Justin hooked up and spends the entire episode ruining her relationships with both of them.

11.24.2008
11.25.2008
B

Kim

4-15
Weecap

Like Heidi Without the Spencer

One Last Chance - Audrina is thrilled to be out on her own and spending time with JB, even if everyone tells her he sucks. Heidi feels the same way. About her boyfriend sucking, anyway.

11.17.2008
11.18.2008
B-

Kim

4-14
Weecap

Il Bastardo

Back to New York - Whitney and Lauren head to New York so that Whitney can get her groove on, while Spencer finally gets yelled at by someone.

11.10.2008
11.11.2008
A+

Kim

4-13
Weecap

Moving Out

It's Her Move - Audrina moves out and Heidi gets fired! That sounds exciting, but it was actually pretty boring.

11.03.2008
11.04.2008
B-

Kim

4-12
Weecap

Stephanie Sucks

I Want You To Be With Me - Audrina continues to be an idiot when it comes to Justin Bobby (and most other things as well) while Stephanie sets the feminist movement back a million years.

10.27.2008
10.28.2008
C

Kim

4-11
Weecap

What Happens in Cabo...

You'll Never Have This… - Lauren and Audrina head to Cabo with the guys (including JB) while Stephanie introduces her new boyfriend to her family.

10.20.2008
10.21.2008
B-

Kim

4-10
Weecap

Your Spencer Or Your Life

Who To Choose? - Audrina tries to decide between JB and the new guy, Corey, while Spencer manipulates Heidi some more.

10.13.2008
10.14.2008
B

Kim

4-9
Weecap

Cold War

If She Never Met Spencer… - Heidi writes a letter to Lauren and then is shocked when it turns out that their cold war is all Spencer's fault.

10.06.2008
10.07.2008
A

Kim

4-8
Weecap

Shady Stephanie

Don't Act Innocent… - Stephanie's world comes crashing down as people compare stories and realize how much she's been lying about Doug.

09.29.2008
09.30.2008
A

Kim

4-7
Weecap

I Told You So

While Lauren's Away… - Lauren's barely in this episode, and yet everyone constantly brings her up in every conversation.

09.22.2008
09.23.2008
B

Kim

4-6
Weecap

My Sister, Can I Get Some?

You Always Miss a Best Friend - Holly makes nice with Lauren, which makes Heidi start to wonder if she and Lauren could become friends again. Audrina invites JB to a work-related event and he totally blows her off.

09.15.2008
09.16.2008
B-

Kim

4-5
Weecap

Running Mascara

Something Has To Change - Spencer kicks Holly out without consulting Heidi, and Lauren and Audrina finally have the faceoff that's been brewing for weeks.

09.08.2008
09.09.2008
B-

Kim

4-4
Weecap

Air Burrito

Boys Make Girls Cry - The gang goes to Vegas, and it's awkward! Also, Heidi's sister moves in, and Spencer is a little bitch about it.

09.07.2008
09.08.2008
A-

Kim

4-3
Weecap

Pack Lots of Black

Better Off As Friends - Lauren tells Doug that she's just not that into him, and Whitney goes to New York and meets a male model.

09.01.2008
09.02.2008
B

Kim

4-2
Weecap

You Say It’s Your Birthday?

"Drama Follows Them" - Spencer crashes his sister Stephanie’s birthday, as welcome as a fart in an elevator. Man, that guy can clear a room!

08.25.2008
08.26.2008
F

Daniel

4-1
Weecap

The More Things Change...

We'll Never Be Friends - There's still trouble with Audrina and Lo, and there's still trouble with Heidi and Spencer, and Lauren is still looking for the right guy.

08.18.2008
08.19.2008
A

Kim

3-28
Weecap

Over The Hills

The Next Move Is Yours - The roommate drama comes to a head, and Spencer officially becomes a stalker.

05.12.2008
05.13.2008
B

Kim

3-27
Weecap

La La La La I'm Not Listening

No Place Like Home - Lo tries to drive a wedge between Lauren and Audrina, and Heidi goes to Vegas.

05.05.2008
05.06.2008
B-

Kim

3-26
Weecap

Not In High School Anymore

A Date With The Past - Lauren and the girls throw a housewarming party, and Lauren goes on a date with Stephen.

04.28.2008
04.29.2008
B+

Kim

3-25
Weecap

Moving Out

A New Roommate - Lauren and Lo plot to move into a house together, whether Audrina likes it or not. JB returns, and the plot thickens.

04.21.2008
04.22.2008
B

Kim

3-24
Recap

Girls Night Out

Girls Night Out - Kelly Crow-trone completes her transformation into a cawing black bird. Lauren works with Whitney on Fashion Week and snags a job as a result. Heidi and Spencer whatever, and Audrina starts to break out from Lauren's prison.

04.14.2008
04.15.2008
A-

Kim

3-23
Recap

Just Be Careful…

Just Be Careful… - The girl who once was Heidi's pal. Under Lauren's wing. The girl who once was JB's gal. Audrina's weird, the way she stares with her deadened eyes, she's so weird. But it's no thing, she's under Lauren's wing.

04.07.2008
04.08.2008
C+

Kim

3-22
Recap

When Spencer Finds Out…

When Spencer Finds Out… - We finally learn why Lauren and Stephanie are destined to become best friends -- they both like fashion! And they're twenty-somethings living in Los Angeles and going to fashion school! It's like kismet!

04.07.2008
04.08.2008
B-

Kim

3-21
Recap

An Unexpected Friend

An Unexpected Friend - Spencer's sister Stephanie tries to make peace with Lauren. Should Lauren trust her? Audrina and Lo say no. Meanwhile, Whitney gets to do some styling during Fashion Week for her new job.

03.31.2008
04.01.2008
B+

Kim

3-20
Recap

Back To L.A.

Back To L.A. - When Whitney gets a new job, Lauren realizes that they won't see each other every day any more. Spencer assumes that giving Heidi space means that he can date other girls, but Heidi has other ideas.

03.31.2008
04.01.2008
B-

Kim

3-19
Extra

"Marilyn Monroe Is Not One Of My Heroes"

The Heidi Montag Interview - Heidi Montag talks to Lulu Bates about her musical influences, whether she Googles herself, and why working with her boyfriend is the best thing ever.

02.07.2008
02.08.2008
N/A

LuluBates

3-18
Recap

When One Door Closes...

When One Door Closes… - Lauren finally gets to go to Paris. Heidi takes (or is that fakes?) a drive home to Colorado.

12.09.2007
12.10.2007
B+

Kim

3-17
Recap

Once A Player...

Once A Player… - Can Lauren tame Brody? Does she even want to? Does anyone believe this is a real relationship? Also, Audrina goes out on a date with a new guy, and the return of Lo (!).

12.02.2007
12.04.2007
B

Kim

3-16
Recap

A Night At The Opera

A Night At The Opera - Spencer's stupid sister Stephanie shows up.

11.25.2007
11.27.2007
B-

Kim

3-15
Recap

With This Ring...

With This Ring… - Heidi and Spencer can't agree on their wedding (yawn!) plans.

11.18.2007
11.20.2007
B-

Kim

3-14
Recap

Forgive And Forget

Forgive And Forget - The big Lauren/Heidi throwdown finally happens.

11.11.2007
11.13.2007
B+

Kim

3-13
Recap

Young Hollywood

Young Hollywood - Whitney pulls off the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party and Fashion Show. Everything else is boring.

11.04.2007
11.06.2007
D+

Kim

3-12
Recap

Stress And The City

Stress And The City - Whitney plans the Young Hollywood party, still, some more.

10.28.2007
10.30.2007
C

Kim

3-11
Recap

No More Mr. Nice Guy

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Lauren dates a nice guy. Heidi and Spencer fight over her job.

10.21.2007
10.23.2007
A

Kim

3-10
Recap

What Goes Around...

What Goes Around… - Who started the sex-tape rumors? Not it!

10.14.2007
10.16.2007
B+

Kim

3-9
Recap

What Happens In Vegas...

What Happens In Vegas… - Lauren goes to Vegas for Brody's birthday and ends up kissing him.

09.30.2007
10.02.2007
B-

Kim

3-8
Recap

For Better Or Worse

For Better Or Worse - Whitney gets her first big boss-type assignment, and Lauren finds out that Jason is engaged.

09.23.2007
09.25.2007
C+

Kim

3-7
Recap

They Meet Again

They Meet Again - Heidi and Lauren totally coincidentally end up having dinner in the same restaurant. Lauren and Jason get closer.

09.16.2007
09.18.2007
B+

Kim

3-6
Recap

Second Chances

Second Chances - Lauren and Audrina wonder whether or not to give Jason and Justin-Bobby (respectively) second chances.

09.09.2007
09.11.2007
B+

Kim

3-5
Recap

Rolling With The Enemy

Rolling With The Enemy - Lauren and Brody become closer, and Spencer gets pissed.

09.02.2007
09.04.2007
B-

Kim

3-4
Recap

Meet The Parents

Meet The Parents - Spencer goes to Colorado to meet Heidi's parents, and Heidi's mom gets all up in his business about why he made Heidi give up all her friends. Lauren, Lo, and Audrina attend a BBQ given by Brody Jenner.

08.26.2007
08.28.2007
C+

Kim

3-3
Recap

Truth And Time Tells All

Truth And Time Tells All - Justin-Bobby acts like a jerk and Lauren is not impressed, but Audrina goes back to him anyway. Heidi realizes that Spencer isn't letting her in on the apartment-decorating decisions and takes drastic action.

08.19.2007
08.21.2007
B-

Kim

3-2
Recap

Big Girls Don't Cry

Big Girls Don't C - Audrina's going back to an ex-boyfriend who's weird and scumbaggy, but Lauren's totally not saying anything this time!

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
B

Joe R

3-1
Recap

You Know What You Did

You Know What You Did - Lauren and Heidi have become estranged since last we saw them, and it's looking like it'll stay that way now that somebody started a rumor about Lauren.

08.12.2007
08.14.2007
C

Joe R

Mondo Extra

Future Tabloid Headlines Featuring The Hills Stars Heidi And Spencer

Future Tabloid Headlines Featuring The Hills Stars Heidi And Spencer - What headlines should you be looking out for if you like to follow these particular odious jerks?

11.22.2017
08.09.2007
N/A

Kim

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