THE PO

Meera: "Just staring into space in this completely dark room, how about you?"
Cooper: "I feel like getting chatty about Reddington. You know, I hate working with him. He's dangerous, amoral, pathological about flouting authority, reckless almost suicidal. But on the other hand, we are constantly doing awesome stuff on this show thanks to him. Like these ladies this week. Isn't that so weird?"
Meera: "Yeah, I... Oh, you're gone. Okay."

FOSTER

The beautiful, fabulous Mr. Kaplan arrives on time in a perfect lavender coat, bearing a secret handshake; Red kisses her cheek goodbye, and disappears.

"Don't worry, dearie. I'm used to cleaning up after you."

IN 1 MONTH

Fuck Sochi. What a mean trick to play on people who've wanted something their entire lives, harder than most of us has ever wanted anything. What a hateful reward for excellence, to be implicated in history's future embarrassment like that: Good job! You got a gold medal you can't show anybody without making it weird and sad. But then: The Katana! A person that is also a blade!

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, True Detective, The Blacklist, Ravenswood, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook.

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