Apprentice
Tit for Tat

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The Unbearable Lightness of Carson Daly

More VCR-related props to my mom. Mom's motto: "Bailing Your Ass Out Since The Early Seventies."

Previously on Flea Market Bingo: A team reshuffling sent Kwame and Troy to hang with the babes at Protégé, and sent Amy, Katrina, Tammy, and Ereka to boogie with the dudes at VersaCorp. The challenge of the week was to resell items at a flea market, and the lackluster parasol-related goings-on at Protégé were simply no match for the ribbon-ironing and mad t-shirt skillz of VersaCorp, which finally racked up a VersaVictory to offset its endless VersaVanquishings. Protégé PM Kristi fretted as she prepared to face Trump, and she went to her BFF Jessie for advice. Jessie promised to support her, and advised her to just remain quiet as much as possible in the event she was attacked. In the Boardroom, however, Jessie turned on Kristi (her BFF! Kristi is so taking her friendship bracelet back!) and blamed her for the defeat. Because Kristi sat idly by while everyone piled on her, Trump discovered her soft, spongy spine and fired her, which obviously totally pained him, because she was the cutest one. Oh, and Heidi complained a lot, about everything and everyone, and she was extremely rude to Trump, proving that sometimes first impressions are pretty much accurate. "Who will be fired this week?"

Credits. "It's nothing personal. It's just business." Well, and hating. Oh, yes, pure but impersonal hating. It's the magic behind reality television and most will readings.

Heavy thumping music brings us back again to lovely Manhattan, where the Aspiring Corporate Weasel Death Watch is in full swing. Heidi, Kristi, and Assorama-lama-ding-dong are missing, so of course, the decibel level in S4 has dropped considerably, as has the overall Obnoxious Harpy Quotient. The happiness can't last, however, because eventually, someone will return. Troy and Kwame give the scoop to the rest of the kids to the effect that the heat on Kristi was initially pretty intense as heat goes, but that then things started to get personal between Kristi and Assorama. Jessie leans against a tree in her beige cardigan sweater and tries to sound earnest while interviewing that Assorama's returning in an un-fired state would make her question the entire game. Yeah, where's the integrity? It's like a girl can't keep her job by mercilessly screwing over her gullible friends anymore. By the way, if you pay any attention, you'll note that this interview doesn't take place until after the task, so she's actually referring to Assorama's being fired or not at the end of this episode. The editors are like, "Eh, no one will notice," because they don't have internet access at the office.

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