Amazing Race
Don't Try To Play The Moralist Now!

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Miss Alli: A+ | 1 USERS: A+
Ferry dusted

Nerd Lust meets up in the airport. Drew laughs and tells the story of calling to book their flight and learning it was already booked. Ian is nearby and takes note of this remarkably foolish move on Flo's part, while the twins say, "That's so great, thank you." Ian inquires as to the whereabouts of Ken and Gerard, and the twins offer the theory that the Bald Snark went back to the hotel to book their tickets. Heh heh.

Teri offers a bitterly-tinged voice-over to the effect that FloZach made reservations for the twins. It never ceases to amaze me how hurt and offended Teri often sounds when she talks about the way the other teams make alliances that don't include her, because I would think that having been so rude to everyone, she wouldn't care anymore. Clearly not the case, however. Ian quite correctly notes that if Nerd Lust keeps it up with the alliance, it's bound to "bite them in the butt" sooner or later. Oh, look, pigs are flying by as I find myself saying, "Ian, I couldn't have said it better myself." As Asshat walks through the airport, Ian comments that he and Teri have their tickets, so he doesn't even care if no one else will sit with them at the lunch table. He doesn't need friends! He is starting his own club and you can't be in it!

Ken and Gerard land at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. As Gerard wheels Kenny through the airport on a luggage cart, he does the same heel-kicking dance that Ian was doing. It's weird, the synergy this week. They talk about how they're relieved to be ahead of everyone, having been the only team to catch the 11:30 flight.

Back at the airport in Singapore, Nerd Lust heads for the 6:00 AM flight, while Asshat lines up for the 6:50. Ian says that he thinks everyone will be on the same flight from Kuala Lumpur to Ho Chi Minh City, so he's hoping for the big bunch. On the 6:00 AM Nerd Lust flight, Flo slumps in her seat, looking distressed (she's stuck with her partner, rather than her new flirty-flirt, which really takes it out of a girl), while both bespectacled twins try to catch a snooze. Asshat's flight takes off at 6:50. The Amazing Yellow Line makes the short hop on The Amazing World Map.

In the Kuala Lumpur Airport, Ken and Gerard head over to buy their tickets to Ho Chi Minh City. When they're securely on the flight, they check with the ticket lady about whether the other teams are on the flight as well, and she confirms that they all are. Ken and Gerard are quite disappointed by this enormous bunch, which just ate their five-hour lead. Yuck. It's a harsh mistress, you know.

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