Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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Latest Episode

2-22
Weecap

Hasta La Vista

Born To Run - Cameron and John bust Sarah out of jail and meet up with Catherine Weaver, who it turns out is fighting Skynet too. And then we go back to the future. But this show could be history.

04.10.2009 A

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

2-21
Weecap

Catch Me If You Cain

Adam Raised a Cain - John Henry learns a song and about the Bible. Oh, and Derek... things are not so good for him.

04.03.2009
04.07.2009
A-

Angel Cohn

2-20
Weecap

Sorry, Charley

To the Lighthouse - Sarah and John head to a safehouse while Derek and Cameron work out some issues. Sarah's got a lump, but it's not cancer. In hindsight, cancer might have been preferable.

03.27.2009
03.30.2009
B

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2-19
Weecap

Something in the Water (Does Not Compute)

Today Is The Day, Part 2 - Jesse? John knows what really happened to Riley. He's not going to kill you. But he may make you wish he would.

03.20.2009
03.23.2009
A

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2-18
Weecap

Suboceanic Homesick Blues

Today Is The Day, Part 1 - Jesse's on Riley mop-up duty, and Sarah and John argue over whether Cameron's responsible.

03.13.2009
03.16.2009
B+

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2-17
Weecap

Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

Ourselves Alone - Cameron's behaving erratically. So is Riley, especially after she figures out Jesse wants Cameron to kill her, in order to turn John against Cameron. So Jesse has to kill Riley herself.

03.06.2009
03.09.2009
B

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2-16
Weecap

Where Did You Sleep Last Night

Some Must Watch While Some Must Sleep - Sarah shifts between waking and sleeping such that what's reality and what's the dream gets screwed. All Cameron has to fight is a vending machine.

02.27.2009
03.02.2009
C

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2-15
Weecap

Sleepwalking in Your Footsteps

Desert Cantos - The Connors crash the funerals of the victims of the factory explosion, and manage to make the survivors feel worse than they already do.

02.20.2009
02.23.2009
B-

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2-14
Weecap

I Shot the Sheriff, But I Did Not Choke the Deputy

The Good Wound - Shot in the leg, Sarah hallucinates Kyle Reese who preaches calm, cooperation and brotherly love. Yeah, good luck with that on Sarah Connor, Kyle.

02.13.2009
02.17.2009
B+

Felicity

2-13
Weecap

Come on, Eileen

Earthlings Welcome Here - Sarah's three-dot obsession takes her to a UFO convention, to someone who may have been working with endoskeleton metal.

12.15.2008
12.17.2008
C+

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2-12
Weecap

In the Future When All’s Hell

Alpine Fields - The Connor Crew saves a couple of civilians -- and not for the first time -- who will one day prove vital to the human resistance.

12.08.2008
12.10.2008
B+

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2-11
Weecap

I Just Wasn’t Made for These Times

Self-Made Man - What do you do when you're ninety years early for work? Make yourself comfortable.

12.01.2008
12.03.2008
C

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2-10
Weecap

View to a Microchip

Strange Things Happen At The One Two Point - Sarah's obsession with the three red dots leads to a heinous outbreak of adult acne.

11.24.2008
11.26.2008
B-

Jeff Long

2-9
Weecap

Wave of Complication

Complications - I’ve seen the future, baby, and it is murder.

11.17.2008
11.19.2008
B+

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2-8
Weecap

The Life of Riley

Mr. Ferguson Is Ill Today - Goin' to the chapel, and I'm gonna get buried.

11.10.2008
11.12.2008
A-

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2-7
Weecap

Forget It, Dude. Let’s Go Bowling.

Brothers of Nablus - A break-in puts the Connors in danger of being found by Chrome Artie. Fortunately, they’re saved by a brave, spooky ninja.

11.03.2008
11.05.2008
B

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2-6
Weecap

Protect Ya Neck

The Tower is Tall But the Fall is Short - The Connor Crew finally seeks some counseling. Because when time-traveling robots are trying to kill you, you’re gonna have issues.

10.20.2008
10.22.2008
A-

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2-5
Weecap

Off to See the Wizard

Goodbye To All That - It's a lot like Toy Soldiers, only without Sean Astin. And a lot more robots.

10.06.2008
10.07.2008
A-

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2-4
Weecap

Forever Young

Allison From Palmdale - Cameron’s still a little haywire -- instead of killing people, she now likes foosball.

09.29.2008
09.30.2008
B-

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2-3
Weecap

Sink Or Swim

The Mousetrap - Just a thought, Chrome Artie: Keep away from the water, if you can’t swim.

09.22.2008
09.23.2008
B+

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2-2
Weecap

Fight the Power Plant

Automatic for the People - A power plant that's a key future battleground becomes a present-day battleground involving the Sopranos' priest. Father Intintola, noooooo!

09.15.2008
09.16.2008
B-

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2-1
Weecap

What a Load of Garbage

Samson and Delilah - Cameron survives the explosion, but her Terminator brain goes all screwy, so she tries to kill John for three-quarters of the episode or so. Then John fixes her. Shirley Manson is a T-1000, though, and apparently all bad.

09.08.2008
09.09.2008
B

Daniel

1-9
Recap

I Know Now Why You Celebrate Birthdays

What He Beheld - The season finale ends with a bang, literally, as the Connor Crew tracks down the man who bought the Turk. Or at least, they think they've got him. The shows ends with more than one cliffhanger, so if this show doesn't get renewed, people are gonna be pissed.

03.02.2008
03.10.2008
B+

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1-8
Recap

Bet You Can't Hack Just One

Vick's Chip - The Connors discover the T-888 was married to a woman developing a traffic network in Los Angeles, which they theorize could become Skynet's nervous system. Are they just going to destroy every computer network that could possibly become Skynet? Because that could take a while.

03.02.2008
03.08.2008
B

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1-7
Recap

One Screwed Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The Demon Hand - Sarah tracks down the T-888's severed hand, bringing her back in contact with good ol' Dr. Silberman. Cameron tracks down Dmitri to find out what happened to the Turk, and demonstrates that she ain't no hero.

02.24.2008
03.01.2008
B-

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1-6
Recap

The Times They Are A-Changin'

Dungeons And Dragons - Charley gets Derek all fixed up (and we learn more about Derek through flash-forwards). And all Charley needed to get closure on him and Sarah was to find out she didn't leave him so much as time-traveled away from the killer cyborg chasing her.

02.17.2008
02.24.2008
C+

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1-6
Extra

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Doggett's made of liquid metal? When did that happen?

02.20.2008
02.21.2008
B+

Monty Ashley

1-5
Recap

Hi-yo, Silver!

Queen's Gambit - Andy enters his resurrected chess-playing computer in a tournament. If he wins, he gets a military contract. He'll also get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Cameron.

02.10.2008
02.16.2008
B+

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1-4
Recap

Heavy Metal Bummer

Heavy Metal - The Connor Crew finds out that Chrome Artie has followed them into 2007. So they go after him, but find another Terminator, this one stockpiling material to build future cyborg soldiers. John decides to turn some heavy metal into slag. But since he can't drive a standard, he almost dooms all humanity.

02.03.2008
02.09.2008
B

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1-3
Recap

If You Want Blood (You've Got It)

The Turk - While Sarah seduces a lowly cell phone salesman who may be responsible for the future near-destruction of all mankind, Chrome Artie seeks out a scientist to give him some skin.

01.20.2008
01.27.2008
B

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1-2
Recap

I Got A Boy And His Name Is John

Gnothi Seauton - Sarah's not sure about anything else, like who she is or who she can trust. The answer to the second question, at least, is "no one."

01.13.2008
01.20.2008
B-

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1-1
Recap

Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Pilot - Sarah's son John is the best hope for all mankind. A cyborg has been sent from the future to kill him. Another one has been sent to protect him.

01.12.2008
01.19.2008
B

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1-2
Extra

"I'll Be Back."

The Terminator - The Terminator, if not Arnie, is back, on the small screen this time. But nothing will top the original Terminator, who had less impressive technology than today's cell phones.

01.10.2008
01.11.2008
A

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1-1
Extra

We Love The '80s Movies

We Love The '80s Movies - As long as television producers are mining '80s action movies for new series, we have a few suggestions.

01.10.2008
01.11.2008
N/A

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