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La Vie En Fleur

Sawyer thanks him and walks out to find Juliet down by the water. And the submarine. He's proud he's bought them two weeks, and figures Locke should be back by then. Juliet says, "And then what?" Sawyer isn't following, so she continues: "Locke said he was leaving to save us. The flashes have stopped. They're over. No more bloody noses. We're already saved. That sub behind you brought me here. I've been trying to get off of this island for more than three years, and now I've got my chance. I'm going to leave." Sawyer reminds her that it's currently 1974 and whatever she thinks she's going back to doesn't exist. Juliet doesn't see that as a reason not to go. I don't know. I do.

Sawyer thinks for a moment as he looks down at her. "Well, what about me? You really gonna leave me here with the mad scientist? And Mr. I-Speak-To-Dead-People?" Apparently, he forgets Juliet is Dr. Tasered-Me-The-First-Time-We-Met. "And Jin, who's a hell of a nice guy, but not exactly the greatest conversationalist." Somewhere, right now, he's saying the same thing about you, Jim -- in Korean. Juliet giggles more at each of Sawyer's descriptions of their fellow sojourners, then says, "You'll be fine." Sawyer's a professional, don't forget, so he drives it home with: "Maybe. But who's gonna get my back?" Juliet looks up at him for a moment and seems to waiver, so he works to close the deal. "C'mon. Just give me two weeks, that's all I'm asking." She agrees to two weeks, so of course we cut to...

Three years later: The sun is shining, people are playing outdoors and Old New Otherton looks like Mayberry. Sawyer takes long, strong strides across the compound and stops when he notices a pretty little flower bed. He picks a yellow daisy, sniffs it, smiles and continues on his way. Cut to a vase full of flowers. It rests on a table, alongside a bottle of fine Dharma Initiative wine and a garden salad. Sawyer opens the door, smiles appreciatively (not aprishtively) at the prettily set table, takes a whiff of whatever's cooking, and says, "Mmmm," like he's cooking something up, himself. Juliet greets him with a "Hey, there," as she drains a pot of pasta. Once that's done, she turns to him with a playful smile and he waves the daisy at her. Her expression grows serious, but not sad. "Is that for me?" Sawyer tells her she was amazing, today. Amazing?! He can't have been influenced by this season's "star" of The Bachelor because he's currently stuck in the '70s and the series writ large hasn't progressed past 2007. Right? Right? Right? (Please, please, please no.) They embrace and Sawyer chuckles. Juliet strokes the back of his head and thanks him for believing in her. She pulls her face back for a moment, and gives him a quick peck on the lips. Sawyer growls, and I fan myself as he moves in for a real kiss. Her pasta is going to get all sticky lying there in the colander, if she doesn't toss it with some olive oil or sauce, I'm just saying. She's getting kissed by a growling Sawyer, though, and Dharma spaghetti's probably free, so what does she care? When their kiss ends, Juliet smiles even before she opens her eyes, then says, "I love you." Sawyer smiles back. "Hmm. I love you, too." He growls again, and moves in for another kiss and we cut to commercial. Let your imagination finish the scene the way you see fit.

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