Kitchen Nightmares

Secret Garden

By Keckler | Aired on 12.11.2007

Secret Garden - Gordon Ramsay's Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 53 Well, I suppose it's only fitting that the final episode of Kitchen Nightmares has some of the most swearing. There was a certain segment that garnered no less than twenty bleeps! On tonight's season finale,...

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1-10 Recap	Secret Garden Secret Garden - In the final episode of this first season, Ramsay tussles with a French chef with a man-sized frog in the dining room. Forget the "kitchen," welcome to my nightmares.	12.11.2007	C-	Keckler
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-9 Recap	Campania Campania - Ramsay and Campania's chef work through meatballs, huge portions, and several irate customers to make a success of a New Jersey strip-mall restaurant.	11.27.2007 11.29.2007	C-	Keckler
1-8 Recap	Lela's Lela's - Maybe if her champagne tasted like cherry cola, she wouldn't have closed down.	11.20.2007 11.22.2007	D-	Keckler
1-7 Recap	Finn McCool's Finn McCool's - A family by the name of Mazio owns an Irish restaurant in Westhampton and, oddly, they don't seem to have a very good grasp on shepherd's pie.	11.13.2007 11.15.2007	D	Keckler
1-6 Recap	Sebastian's Sebastian's - Ramsay does his level best to wean a Burbank chef off frozen foods and a menu that requires more decisions than a San Francisco ballot, but fails.	11.06.2007 11.08.2007	B-	Keckler
1-5 Recap	Olde Stone Mill Olde Stone Mill - Ramsay morphs into a Gatorade commercial by badgering a self-conscious hot-head restaurateur about the lessons to be learned from failure. Thankfully, the episode's unspoken subtext -- dissolution of a marriage because of financial strife -- is overlooked by the producers.	10.16.2007 10.18.2007	B-	Michael Neal
1-4 Recap	Seascape Seascape - Ramsay helps a son with dead daddy issues clean and revamp his dead daddy's restaurant. And then the guy goes and sells the place. No more daddy issues!	10.09.2007 10.11.2007	B-	Keckler
1-3 Recap	The Mixing Bowl The Mixing Bowl - Slightly tamer than in the past few episodes, Ramsay goes back to Lon Guyland to rescue a dire place called The Mixing Bowl Eatery. And he wears minuscule shorts at some point.	10.02.2007 10.04.2007	B	Keckler
1-2 Recap	Lord Of The Flies Dillons - Wanted: One Indian restaurant where the flies don't outnumber the guests.	09.25.2007 09.27.2007	B-	Keckler
1-1 Recap	Babylon Dive Peter's - Ramsay gets introduced to the Babylonian Mafia and goes down an inflatable slide.	09.18.2007 09.20.2007	A+	Keckler
1-1 Recap	La Lanterna La Lanterna - Gordon Ramsay takes a useless chef with vanity plates, a penis-mobile, and a horrific palate for Italian food and transforms him to a chef with vanity plates, a penis-mobile, and an elevated palate for Italian food.	09.13.2007 09.14.2007	A+	Keckler