How I Met Your Mother

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Hello. I Love You. Won't You Tell Me Your Name?

From Ted's bedroom, Marshall tries to listen in on Stella's movie watching -- with the old glass-to-the-wall trick. Does that work? He tells Ted that she's up to the scene where Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy escape from the Death Star's trash compactor. Ted says that's a great scene, but Marshall corrects him that it's a great scene, and I think Marshall is right. He can't believe Stella didn't make a peep. Ted opens the door to spy on her, and sees her pick up her cell and start sending a text message. When he relays this to Marshall, Marshall says, "I'll tell her you still want to be friends." Ted starts to rant that Stella knows this is important to him, and yet she's blatantly... He's cut off by the ring of his own cell phone. Stella was texting him, of course. "Stop watching me, Jackasses." Heh.

At the bar section of Le Restaurant Bar, Barney and Robin toast to taking chances. Barney says, "You know Robin, there actually is something I do want to talk to you about." The bartender interrupts -- it's last call. Barney orders a final round and Robin excuses herself to go to the ladies room, telling him to hold that thought. Barney says, "I will."

Stella enters Ted's bedroom, and tells him and Marshall that she loves Star Wars. Ted's so excited. "Yes, I am marrying a woman who's not only hot, but loves Star Wars. That's the dream." He high-fives the air, and explains to Stella that he's high-fiving his 15-year-old self though the space-time continuum. Turning back to his imaginary self he says, "We did it. We did it you masturbating little bastard." Great. First the sex swing, then the pounding and drilling, and now this. My mother is going to read this weecap. Hi mum. Sorry, mum. He runs to the kitchen for some champagne as I regret my decision to let my mother know about this gig. Once Ted's gone, Marshall asks Stella if she hates Star Wars and boy does she. She refers to Chewie as a "walking bear" and Marshall loses it on her, because Chewie's a Wookiee. Everyone knows that. He remembers himself and his purpose. "Look Stella, that is Ted's favorite movie of all time. He watches it when he's home sick with the flu. He watches it on rainy Sunday afternoons in the fall. He watches it on Christmas Eve. Ted watches Star Wars in sickness and in health; in good times and in bad. Do you really think you can pretend to like a movie you actually hate -- for the rest of your life."

Stella thinks it over and smiles. "I do." Awwww.

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