How I Met Your Mother

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DeAnn Welker: C+ | Grade It Now!
"Not Bad. Not Bad At All."
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MacLaren's. Barney is telling a sex story about the Central Park Zoo until he loses his energy, because he says he can't help the guys escape their humdrum lives. Robin asks why he can't, and he's like, "I can't tell you." Robin's like, "Okay. Did you guys see Deadliest Catch last night?" What weird timing, since Deadliest Catch as we know it is over -- and not just because of Phil's death. I'm talking about Sig and the Hillstrands quitting the show. Anyway, we all know Barney really does want to tell them what's up, and what's up is that his mom's selling the house he grew up in. And he needs them to come out to Staten Island on Saturday and help box everything up. And, oh, it's a two-day job. But they're all like, "Uh, no." Barney laughs and says it's adorable that they think he won't be able to talk them into doing this -- "I got the queen to give me a fist bump." Ted: "No one believes that story." Lily says it might work on the brain surgeons he picks up, but it's not going to work on them. Barney stretches, clears his throat, then cut to the gang packing in a house. Lily: "How did he do that?" I guess we'll never know.

Ted's packing when Barney walks in and says, "Ted, that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box." Sadly (for me) the show is way ahead of me on the "That's what she said," because Ted replies, "That's what your mom said." Barney seethes: "How dare you!" But Ted's all, "No, she really said that." Barney's mom, Loretta walks in and reminds Ted that she told him that wouldn't fit in there. Barney's brother, Wayne Brady, comes in and asks if someone ordered something tall, dark and awesome. Loretta hugs her boys and compliments them, so happy they're both here to help their mother. They look at cell phone photos of Wayne's son in the Dolce & Gabbana suit Barney sent him.

In the next room, Robin tells Ted she talked him up to the hot makeup girl, Liz, at work. She told her how funny he is, how handsome, and an incredible lover. She describe him as knowing a woman's body better than she knows her own, and "endless waves of pleasure for hours and hours," and orgasms so intense you black out. Ted asks how he can ever live up to that review, and tells her she broke the first rule of setting people up: undersell. Which can be difficult to do with Ted, but still, Robin: Try. Ted proves my point by using The Karate Kid as his example -- and not even the new one. He acts out the whole, "Sweep the leg" ending and everything. Robin's like, "Maybe I did oversell you a bit."

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