Gilmore Girls
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
7-23 Extra |
Where To Go From HereFame Audit: The Cast Of Gilmore Girls - So the show's over, and the weeping is (mostly) under control. What will happen to the cast? |
06.04.2007 06.04.2007 |
Miss Alli |
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7-22 Recap |
Good, Good, Goodbye. SOB!Bon Voyage - The show goes out with a lovely farewell, as the town says goodbye to Rory, and we all say goodbye to them. |
05.14.2007 05.19.2007 |
A+ |
Al Lowe |
7-21 Recap |
Rory Gilmore, Will You Marry Me?Unto The Breach - Logan proposes to Rory on the eve of her graduation. She turns him down. |
05.07.2007 05.12.2007 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-20 Recap |
Sing ItLorelai? Lorelai? - Lorelai and Rory do what we all should do in our most stressful times: sing karaoke. Everyone learns how hard it is to be a grownup. |
04.30.2007 05.07.2007 |
A+ |
Al Lowe |
7-19 Recap |
Get On Your Bike And RIDE!It's Just Like Riding A Bike - Lorelai pedals around town, maybe all the way back into Luke's heart, as she tries to decide on a new car. Paris gets into all her grad school choices. Rory is rejected by The New York Times. |
04.23.2007 04.30.2007 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-18 Recap |
Lost And FoundHay Bale Maze - Lorelai and Luke come to a new understanding. Rory frets over her first job offer at the Providence paper. Logan is broke, but he wants to work. |
04.16.2007 04.21.2007 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
7-17 Recap |
Ladies' NightGilmore Girls Only - Emily tags along, unwelcome, as Lorelai and Rory travel to Mia's wedding in North Carolina. Logan finally admits what an ass he's been. Lane and Zach ask Luke to be their babies' godfather -- and just in time. |
03.05.2007 03.12.2007 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-16 Recap |
Will You Be My Well-Meaning Buttinski?Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? - Lane's baby shower is a rocking good time. Luke sells his boat -- and buys a new one. Logan acts a fool, just like the old days. And Rory meets with one of New York's many bald men.Lorelai brokers peace in the most heated Korean dispute since the '50s, making Mrs. Kim agree to attend Lane's baby shower. Logan reveals the truth about his bombed business deal and typically leaps into the arms of our old nemeses, Colin and Finn, to renew his assy behavior. |
02.26.2007 03.03.2007 |
A |
Al Lowe |
7-15 Recap |
Up A CreekI'm A Kayak, Hear Me Roar - Lorelai breaks it to Emily that she and Chris are divorcing. Logan's website purchase deal falls through. |
02.19.2007 02.25.2007 |
A |
Al Lowe |
7-14 Recap |
Goodbye, My AlbatrossFarewell, My Pet - After twenty-three years, one kid, years of neglect, and several failed reunions, Lorelai and Christopher call it quits for good. |
02.12.2007 02.18.2007 |
A |
Al Lowe |
7-13 Recap |
From the HeartI'd Rather Be In Philadelphia - Richard has a heart attack. Logan flies in to help Rory. Emily takes charge. Everyone is supportive of Lorelai except her ass husband. |
02.05.2007 02.11.2007 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
7-12 Recap |
Box Of LettersTo Whom It May Concern - Lorelai's letter for Luke's custody hearing upsets Christopher. Sookie finds out that Jackson lied about his vasectomy, leaving her pregnant for a third time. |
01.29.2007 02.04.2007 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-11 Recap |
Home For Fake ChristmasSanta's Secret Stuff - Rory comes back from London. Luke asks Lorelai to write a character reference for him to use in his custody battle. Christopher is clueless about everything. |
01.22.2007 01.28.2007 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
7-10 Recap |
Punch it OutMerry Fisticuffs - Logan's all about truthiness when he busts up Marty and Rory's little secret. Luke and Christopher fight in the square. Lorelai is faced with a dilemma: does she really love her pouty husband? |
12.04.2006 12.10.2006 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
7-9 Recap |
UnravelingKnit, People, Knit! - Stars Hollow isn't exactly warming up to its newest resident. Lorelai nervously arranges man dates for Christopher, hoping he'll make a good impression, but he can't seem to manage it, despite his best efforts. |
11.27.2006 12.03.2006 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-8 Recap |
The Planetarium StoryIntroducing Lorelai Planetarium - Lorelai and Christopher tell Rory that they got married in Paris. Rory decides to move out of Logan's apartment. No one really gets upset about anything. |
11.20.2006 11.27.2006 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
7-7 Recap |
Isn't It Romantic?French Twist - Lorelai and Christopher get married in Paris. Rory melts down about the uncertainty of her future. Lane and Zach learn that they're having twins. |
11.13.2006 11.19.2006 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
7-6 Recap |
RatatphooeyGo, Bulldogs! - Lorelai and Christopher attend Yale Parents' Weekend and get Rory's staff drunk on French wine. Luke goes on a date with a psycho. |
11.06.2006 11.12.2006 |
C- |
Al Lowe |
7-5 Recap |
Ooh, That SmellThe Great Stink - Things smell pretty rotten on the show this week. And in other news, Stars Hollow is inundated with the stench of decay. |
10.23.2006 10.28.2006 |
C+ |
M. Giant |
7-4 Recap |
The Day My Maw Got Out Of Prison'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous - Lorelai and Chris go on a dream date. Rory makes some new, annoying friends. Emily gets arrested! |
10.16.2006 10.22.2006 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
7-3 Recap |
You Can Dance If You Want ToLorelai's First Cotillion - Lorelai attends her first cotillion. Lane tells Zach about the baby. And Rory has her first sexual experience in the digital age. |
10.09.2006 10.14.2006 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
7-2 Recap |
Mommies DearestThat's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee - Christopher gets knocked down. Lane gets knocked up. Lorelai's heart gets knocked around. |
10.02.2006 10.07.2006 |
B |
Al Lowe |
7-1 Recap |
And I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long TimeThe Long Morrow - 'Cause Logan's a rocket man. Rocket maaaaan! Logan gives Rory a rocket. Lorelai gives Luke the shaft. |
09.25.2006 10.01.2006 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-22 Recap |
Hello, HiatusPartings - Lorelai finally reveals her true feelings to Luke, who does not like her ultimatum, and ends up in Christopher's bed. |
05.08.2006 05.13.2006 |
B |
Al Lowe |
6-21 Recap |
C'mon Baby, Drive My CarDriving Miss Gilmore - Emily has eye surgery and takes Lorelai on an irritating tour of small-town Connecticut. |
05.01.2006 05.07.2006 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-20 Recap |
Why Moms Are WeirdSuper Cool Party People - Anna freaks out when Luke enlists Lorelai's help to throw April a rocking birthday party. |
04.24.2006 04.30.2006 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-19 Recap |
Sidekick In The PantsI Get A Sidekick Out Of You - Lane and Zach get married. Twice. It's really fun 'til crazy ol' Ms. Gilmore gets toasted and shows her issues. |
04.17.2006 04.23.2006 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-18 Recap |
Please Stand UpThe Real Paul Anka - Lorelai shows her parents around the bad parts of Stars Hollow, and Rory's relationship with Logan hits a big, stupid snag. |
04.10.2006 04.16.2006 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-17 Recap |
Not OKI'm OK, You're OK - Without telling Logan, Rory takes off for Stars Hollow, where she goes against Lorelai's wishes and spies on Anna. |
04.03.2006 04.09.2006 |
C |
Al Lowe |
6-16 Recap |
Never The BrideBridesmaids Revisited - Rory finds out that Logan slept with half of Honor's wedding party while they were on a break. |
02.27.2006 03.05.2006 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
6-15 Recap |
Valentine, The DestroyerA Vineyard Valentine - Rory and Logan invite Lorelai and Luke to spend the weekend with them in Martha's Vineyard. |
02.13.2006 02.18.2006 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
6-14 Recap |
Con Men And Trotskyites!You've Been Gilmored - Rory moves in with Logan. Michel has a breakdown. Lorelai and Luke get Gilmored. |
02.06.2006 02.11.2006 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-13 Recap |
Friday Night's Alright For FightingFriday Night's Alright For Fighting - Nobody dukes it out like the Gilmores at Friday Night Dinner. |
01.30.2006 02.05.2006 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-12 Recap |
Just Like Gwen And GavinJust Like Gwen And Gavin - Lorelai meets April. Logan makes it up to Rory. And Luke makes every possible relationship mistake in one episode. |
01.16.2006 01.22.2006 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
6-11 Recap |
All Dressed In...Blush?The Perfect Dress - Lorelai finds her perfect wedding dress, and all the pieces of the wedding planning fall into place. Luke goes to talk to his alleged daughter's mother. |
01.09.2006 01.15.2006 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
6-10 Recap |
Bunch Of TurkeysHe's Slippin' 'Em Bread…Dig? - Christopher offers Lorelai and Rory some of his new millions to pay off Yale. Hep Alien comes to a fiery crash in their showcase. |
11.21.2005 11.27.2005 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-9 Recap |
Luke's My DaddyThe Prodigal Daughter Returns - Rory comes home. Luke finds out he may be a dad. Emily flips out. And Lorelai runs back and forth between all of them like a chicken with her head cut off. |
11.14.2005 11.20.2005 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-8 Recap |
Is That A Balalaika In Your Pocket...Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out - Rory gets her mean on and starts taking names all around town when Jess wakes her up to her pointless existence. |
11.07.2005 11.12.2005 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-7 Recap |
Madeleine Albright. In Bed.Twenty-One Is The Loneliest Number - It's Rory's twenty-first birthday, and all she gets is a nasty pink drink. |
10.24.2005 10.30.2005 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-6 Recap |
Welcome To Zzzzz...Welcome To The Doll House - Logan gives Rory a breathtakingly expensive purse. Emily gives Lorelai all her old castoff possessions. Lorelai gives the town a piece of her mind. Taylor gives the Dragonfly the worst street name imaginable. |
10.17.2005 10.20.2005 |
C+ |
Al Lowe |
6-5 Recap |
Leave Your Cheese To SourWe've Got Magic To Do - No, really, that's a line in the song "Magic to Do," for which this episode is named. Al can't stop laughing about it. Rory does some magic at the DAR party, and impresses everyone but the Huntzbergers, natch. Emily, however, is there to step in and kick ass. |
10.10.2005 10.16.2005 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-4 Recap |
You're The Baptized!Always A Godmother, Never A God - Rory and Lorelai get in a minor showdown after Sookie forces them to come together at a baptism for Martha and Davey. The salads are delicious, though. |
10.03.2005 10.09.2005 |
B+ |
Al Lowe |
6-3 Recap |
The UnRelentingThe UnGraduate - Rory is back to being her usual imperfectly perfect self, and they're beating us all over the head with it. Lane and her band finish their tour. Paris and Lorelai continue their tortuous lunches, and Sookie makes the world's most beautiful wedding cake. |
09.26.2005 10.02.2005 |
A |
Al Lowe |
6-2 Recap |
Fight For Your Right To Be Laaaaaazay!Fight Face - Rory picks up trash. T.J. knocks a hole. Lorelai can't give up her home. And Luke has had enough of all these crazy people. |
09.19.2005 09.25.2005 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
6-1 Recap |
Not So New, Not Especially ImprovedNew And Improved Lorelai - Luke says "yes!" Rory says "oh no!" Lorelai says "shut up!" Hardly anyone else says anything much, at all, really. |
09.12.2005 09.18.2005 |
B- |
Al Lowe |
5-22 Recap |
A Poolhouse Is Rory's New HomeA House Is Not A Home - Rory continues to take criticism badly by dropping out of Yale and moving into her grandparents' poolhouse. Lorelai does not approve, but there's nothing she can do about it. |
05.16.2005 05.22.2005 |
B+ |
Sara M |
5-21 Recap |
We Blame Daniel PalladinoBlame Booze And Melville - Sure, you can blame booze and Melville for a lot of things, but when it comes to the creation of a ridiculous panel of "town elders" who meet in a steam room and make all of Stars Hollow's most important decisions, shirtless shots of Kirk and Taylor, Lorelai being amazingly stupid about pregnancy tests, and Rory having criminal impulses, I think you should point the finger at the writer of the episode. |
05.09.2005 05.15.2005 |
B- |
Sara M |
5-20 Recap |
"My Boyfriend's a Kleptomaniac! Cute!"How Many Kropogs To Cape Cod? - Richie might be able to impress Richard and Emily at dinner, but Lorelai is not so easily fooled. Rory is, though. |
05.02.2005 05.08.2005 |
B- |
Sara M |
5-19 Recap |
Reversal Of FortuneBut I'm A Gilmore! - Rory and Logan are back together, and mark the occasion with dinner at the Huntzberger home, where Rory is surprised to find herself at the Dean end of family snobbery. |
04.25.2005 05.01.2005 |
B |
Sara M |
5-18 Recap |
Goodbye Twickham 2005To Live And Let Diorama - The oldest resident of Stars Hollow dies. Selfishness lives on. |
04.18.2005 04.24.2005 |
C- |
Sara M |
5-17 Recap |
How To Lose A Mom In Ten DaysPulp Friction - Or, two words: "Shut" and "Up." |
03.07.2005 03.12.2005 |
B+ |
Pamie |
5-16 Recap |
Making Up And Making LoveSo…Good Talk - Birds do it, bees do it -- even Rory's doing it these days. Lane realizes she won't as Luke and Lorelai realize they must. |
02.28.2005 03.05.2005 |
A |
Pamie |
5-15 Recap |
Woo! Gilmore Girls! Woo!Jews And Chinese Food - In order to appease a few haters, Pamie shares recapping duties with Gilmore Girls's biggest fan. Enter with caution. |
02.21.2005 02.24.2005 |
B+ |
Pamie |
5-14 Recap |
Big Anal CreepSay Something - TWoP's wearing blue ribbons. Come find out why. |
02.14.2005 02.20.2005 |
B- |
Pamie |
5-13 Recap |
Wedding Bell BluesWedding Bell Blues - Richard and Emily in marital bliss; Rory and Logan, locked in a kiss; Christopherdiddy, drunk as piss; Luke, does his best, but might as well miss; and Lorelai Gilmore, making a fist. |
02.07.2005 02.12.2005 |
A |
Al Lowe |
5-12 Recap |
Control Your WomanCome Home - Richard and Emily reconcile; Rory gets dissed. |
01.31.2005 02.06.2005 |
B |
Pamie |
5-11 Recap |
Stars Hollow's First Annual Skank-OffWomen Of Questionable Morals - You'd think Rory'd be the clear winner, but CuteDean's disappeared from town, so... |
01.24.2005 01.30.2005 |
B- |
Pamie |
5-10 Recap |
They've Got the Boat; They Just Need the SharkBut Not As Cute As Pushkin - Rory tries to give a tour of Yale, but she keeps getting interrupted by the television show she's on. Lorelai ignores Luke's cry for No Takebacks. |
11.29.2004 12.05.2004 |
C+ |
Pamie |
5-9 Recap |
The Blame GameEmily Says Hello - Emily has to date because Lorelai told her to say hello. Lorelai has to see Christopher because Sherry left him. Rory has to yell at her dad because Lorelai doesn't have enough spine to make him go away. Lorelai has to lie to Rory because she already sort of lied to Luke. Gosh, if everybody would just realize how much damage they cause, people could go back to ruining everyone else's lives on purpose instead of because they have to. |
11.15.2004 11.21.2004 |
A |
Pamie |
5-8 Recap |
Rory's A Material GirlThe Party's Over - Some boys kiss her, some boys hug her, some give her a car. If they don't give her lots of drama, she just walks away. |
11.08.2004 11.11.2004 |
B- |
Pamie |
5-7 Recap |
Being An Asshole Is Really ExpensiveYou Jump, I Jump, Jack - The Gilmores are incredibly rude to Luke as Rory goes into the woods to find out that rich tools are just Ren Faire people in tuxedos. |
11.01.2004 11.07.2004 |
C |
Pamie |
5-6 Recap |
Mailer than ThouNorman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! - If you were Norman Mailer and you were looking for a place to make one of your vanishingly rare television appearances, would you pick an episode in which you not only don't get to do anything interesting, but neither do most of the other characters? You wouldn't think so, would you? |
10.25.2004 10.31.2004 |
C |
M. Giant |
5-5 Recap |
She Bop, He Bop a-We BopWe Got Us A Pippi Virgin! - I Bop, You Bop a-They Bop. Luke Bops, Dean Bops and Rory--- We hope this show gets better again soon! |
10.18.2004 10.21.2004 |
C+ |
Pamie |
5-4 Recap |
Vote Or DieTippecanoe And Taylor, Too - Jackson calls an end to the dicTaylorship. |
10.11.2004 10.15.2004 |
C- |
Pamie |
5-3 Recap |
Know When to Hold 'EmWritten In The Stars - Luke's holding an expired horoscope and a girl with intimacy issues, yet he's all in. |
10.04.2004 10.09.2004 |
B- |
Pamie |
5-2 Recap |
Smoke 'Em If You've Got 'EmA Messenger, Nothing More - Everybody's waiting to see who's going to make the next move, in order to decide how they really feel. |
09.27.2004 10.03.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
5-1 Recap |
The Safety DanceSay Goodbye To Daisy Miller - At Miss Patty's, you can learn to do the Foxtrot, the Frug, or the Rory. |
09.20.2004 09.25.2004 |
A |
Pamie |
4-22 Recap |
No VacancyRaincoats And Recipes - The fourth season ends with a bang. Literally. |
05.17.2004 05.23.2004 |
A+ |
Pamie |
4-21 Recap |
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your PeacethLast Week Fights, This Week Tights - Luke and Lorelai share a dance. MamaLane and Lane make up. Jess tries to make a better man out of himself, but only succeeds in ruining Rory's life once again. |
05.10.2004 05.13.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
4-20 Recap |
Who Wrote the Book of Love?Luke Can See Her Face - Some douche with a tape recorder, apparently. |
05.03.2004 05.09.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
4-19 Recap |
We All Fall DownAfterboom - Relationships are ending left and right in Stars Hollow this week. |
04.26.2004 04.30.2004 |
C+ |
Pamie |
4-18 Recap |
Easter Eggs And AnvilsTick, Tick, Tick, Boom! - You want townies? We've got your townies. |
04.19.2004 04.25.2004 |
A |
Pamie |
4-17 Recap |
Girls Gone MildGirls In Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist - The least titillating girl-on-girl kiss in television history. |
04.12.2004 04.15.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
4-16 Recap |
One Down, Two to GoThe Reigning Lorelai - Pamie totally stole that line from the forum. |
03.01.2004 03.05.2004 |
B- |
Pamie |
4-15 Recap |
Buy Me This!Scene In A Mall - Lorelai and Rory learn that everyone has a price. |
02.23.2004 02.29.2004 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-14 Recap |
Math Is HardThe Incredible Shrinking Lorelais - The girls learn that life isn't always a breeze. |
02.16.2004 02.22.2004 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-13 Recap |
Luke Gets DrunkNag Hammadi Is Where They Found The Gnostic Gospels - Guess who loves Rory. |
02.09.2004 02.12.2004 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-12 Recap |
Jess Fans, Unite!A Family Matter - Stars Hollow's shortest punk snits his way back into your heart. |
02.02.2004 02.08.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
4-11 Recap |
Bells And WhistlesIn The Clamor And The Clangor - Don't make a move without telling Lorelai. |
01.26.2004 01.28.2004 |
B |
Pamie |
4-10 Recap |
Lorelai Gets LaidThe Nanny And The Professor - So does Paris. But luckily both scenes happen off-camera. |
01.19.2004 01.21.2004 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-9 Recap |
Same Time Next YearTed Koppel's Big Night Out - Tradition's a bitch. |
11.17.2003 11.23.2003 |
B- |
Pamie |
4-8 Recap |
Rory Tries RecappingDie, Jerk - Harder than it looks to be an asshole, isn't it? |
11.10.2003 11.12.2003 |
C |
Pamie |
4-7 Recap |
Monet, MonetThe Festival Of Living Art - Everybody's painty. Sookie's really pregnant. |
11.03.2003 11.09.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-6 Recap |
Pomp And CircumstancesAn Affair To Remember - Emily almost hires Lorelai and Sookie to cater her party for Richard and Digger. But Digger's got his eye on a different tart entirely. |
10.27.2003 11.02.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-5 Recap |
Rory Bores PeopleThe Fundamental Things Apply - What's more snooze-worthy than watching Casablanca? Going on a date with Rory. |
10.21.2003 10.24.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
4-4 Recap |
CuteDean's Not A Virgin AnymoreChicken Or Beef? - Dean gets married. Taylor is annoying. Michel's back, with hair. |
10.13.2003 10.15.2003 |
B- |
Pamie |
4-3 Recap |
Parents Just Don't Understand!The Hobbit, The Sofa, And Digger Stiles - Emily and Richard buy more stuff than an Oprah makeover for Rory's common room. Richard's been propositioned by the son of his enemy, who wants to ruin his father's life. Sookie screams at children and tries to make them eat brie. Lorelai does an "I told you so" dance when Rory's having problems, and then tells Rory how to live her life. Lane has to attend extra classes for wearing a bracelet. Fraulein's dropped out of college and Louisa's on a whore tour. That's because none of us ever got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid. |
10.06.2003 10.10.2003 |
A |
Pamie |
4-2 Recap |
But What About The Mattress?!The Lorelais' First Day At Yale - Rory's gets stuck with Paris; Lorelai gets stuck on Luke. Er, no, we mean a mattress! She gets stuck on a mattress! |
09.29.2003 10.05.2003 |
B- |
Pamie |
4-1 Recap |
Stars Hollow Summer Vacation EssayBallrooms And Biscotti - In the remaining minutes before her freshman year begins, Rory attempts to make everyone in Stars Hollow happy. |
09.22.2003 09.25.2003 |
A |
Pamie |
3-22 Recap |
Rory GraduatesThose Are Strings, Pinocchio - Wrapping up Season Three with nary a plotline addressed. |
05.19.2003 05.22.2003 |
C+ |
Pamie |
3-21 Recap |
And I Say: It's All RightHere Comes The Son - Don't let Stars Hollow hit your ass on the way out, Jess. |
05.12.2003 05.15.2003 |
A |
Pamie |
3-20 Recap |
Thank You, BoysSay Goodnight, Gracie - Rory's totally gonna pull a Carrie on her prom now that both of her boys are unavailable. |
05.05.2003 05.08.2003 |
D+ |
Pamie |
3-19 Recap |
"No! Jess! What About PROM?!"Keg! Max! - T-minus three episodes until Jess is Tristan. |
04.28.2003 04.30.2003 |
B- |
Pamie |
3-18 Recap |
Happy Birthday, Baby!Happy Birthday, Baby! - It's Lorelai's birthday, so it's all about her. More than usual. |
04.21.2003 04.28.2003 |
B- |
Kim |
3-17 Recap |
The Tell-Tale EpisodeA Tale Of Poes And Fire - Moving things along nicely, we find out where Rory's going to college, what's going to happen to the Inn, and how they're kicking Jess off the show. |
04.14.2003 04.18.2003 |
A |
Pamie |
3-16 Recap |
Teen Sex Ruins LivesThe Big One - ...unless you're Lorelai. But Rory doesn't partake in the sins of the flesh, so she gets to go to Harvard. Poor Paris. |
02.24.2003 03.02.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
3-15 Recap |
Poor RoryFace-Off - For one second, the town's focus was on something other than Rory, so she had to go out and get it back on her. |
02.17.2003 02.20.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
3-14 Recap |
Lucky SwanSwan Song - Jess has a black eye, Dean has an alibi. |
02.10.2003 02.13.2003 |
B+ |
Pamie |
3-13 Recap |
Flashback Scenes, Yea or Nay?Dear Emily And Richard - Nay, nay, nay. |
02.03.2003 02.06.2003 |
C- |
Pamie |
3-12 Recap |
I'm Just a Girl. Someone Tell Me What To Think!Lorelai Out Of Water - The women of Stars Hollow take seven giant steps backwards. |
01.27.2003 01.29.2003 |
Pamie |
|
3-11 Recap |
Bossy LadiesI Solemnly Swear - Girls with agendas. Ladies with attitudes. Emily's outraged, Paris is outraged, Lorelai is outraged, Sookie is outraged, Rory plays dumb, and Jackson is almost cuckolded. |
01.20.2003 01.23.2003 |
C |
Pamie |
3-10 Recap |
Oh, Boy!That'll Do, Pig - Love is strange, but the way Rory and Paris act is even stranger. |
01.13.2003 01.20.2003 |
B- |
Pamie |
3-9 Recap |
Thanks, But No ThanksA Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving - What's worse than one long, drawn-out Thanksgiving episode? Four tiny ones without resolution. Everyone gets at least one line. |
11.25.2002 11.26.2002 |
C+ |
Pamie |
3-8 Recap |
Yale. Harvard. Jess. Dean. Get it? Got it? Good.Let The Games Begin - It's always two steps forward, three steps back with Rory, isn't it? |
11.18.2002 11.19.2002 |
B+ |
Pamie |
3-7 Recap |
Sniff!They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? - Goodbye, CuteDean. We love you. |
11.11.2002 11.12.2002 |
B+ |
Pamie |
3-6 Recap |
Inappropriate!Take The Deviled Eggs… - Lorelai trashes a bathroom while Rory eggs a car. What's up with these ladies? |
11.04.2002 11.10.2002 |
C- |
Pamie |
3-5 Recap |
Wet Teens! Wet Teens!Eight O'Clock At The Oasis - Fifty minutes of filler for one good moment when Jess and Rory are soaking wet and lusty. |
10.21.2002 10.28.2002 |
B- |
Pamie |
3-4 Recap |
Hate Your Life? Try Bad Wigs.One's Got Class And The Other One Dyes - Lorelai fights a gang of Bad Blonde Wigs while Lane dons a couple of her own. |
10.14.2002 10.16.2002 |
C |
Pamie |
3-3 Recap |
Rory's Sudden Freak-OutApplication Anxiety - Oh, so Rory's not Harvard material? Now you tell us. |
10.07.2002 10.14.2002 |
C |
Pamie |
3-2 Recap |
Bully For YouHaunted Leg - Rory finds out that politics isn't just fun and games as Lorelai learns that Emily has Christopher's home number. |
09.30.2002 10.01.2002 |
A+ |
Pamie |
3-1 Recap |
Look Who's Talking...StillThose Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days - To make up for months of silence, Rory and Lorelai talk until their mouths fall off the screen. One recapper tries to keep her fingers from going on strike. |
09.23.2002 09.24.2002 |
B |
Pamie |
2-22 Recap |
Speak Now and Forever, Forget the PeaceI Can't Get Started - Everybody talks and we see no action. All action happens off-camera. Hey, what is this, a play? Give us some action! |
05.20.2002 05.23.2002 |
C+ |
Pamie |
2-21 Recap |
Rhapsody in BlueLorelai's Graduation Day - Rory skips school because she loves that boy so much she won't stop until everyone's disappointed in her. |
05.13.2002 05.20.2002 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-20 Recap |
His Girl FridayHelp Wanted - Richard tries to make Lorelai his new secretary when he sees her natural talent at codependence. Rory wishes everybody didn't hate Jess, but there's nothing she can do about it. |
05.06.2002 05.09.2002 |
C+ |
Pamie |
2-19 Recap |
Jess Is DumbTeach Me Tonight - This "very special" episode is all talk and hardly any bite. Lorelai gets angry when Jess almost kills Rory. |
04.29.2002 05.05.2002 |
C+ |
Pamie |
2-18 Recap |
Back In The Saddle AgainBack In The Saddle Again - CuteDean reaches the breaking point a month too late. Richard and Paris bond. Michel and his mother start out with a side plot that gets dropped halfway through the show. |
04.22.2002 04.29.2002 |
A |
Pamie |
2-17 Recap |
The Dangers of DanielworldDead Uncles And Vegetables - An entire hour of Gilmore Girls that advances not one storyline and is filled with grumpy, cranky, rude comments. |
04.15.2002 04.18.2002 |
C- |
Pamie |
2-16 Recap |
Adultery, Theft, and LiesThere's The Rub - Can't leave those Gilmore girls alone for a second. |
04.08.2002 04.13.2002 |
A |
Pamie |
2-15 Recap |
Jess Is a ToolLost And Found - Rory realizes that her bracelet is missing once CuteDean points it out. Jess smirks and smugs his way through cleaning Lorelai's gutters. And yes, that is what the kids are calling it these days. |
02.25.2002 03.01.2002 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-14 Recap |
WPM? A Billion.It Should've Been Lorelai - Christopher flaunts his perfect new girlfriend around Stars Hollow. Emily freaks out. Lane is grounded. |
02.11.2002 02.13.2002 |
C- |
Pamie |
2-13 Recap |
Tristan - Cute = JessA-Tisket, A-Tasket - This week, we learn that the best thing to do is let boys figure things out on their own. Don't make waves. Just hang around and let them fight over you. |
02.04.2002 02.06.2002 |
B- |
Pamie |
2-12 Recap |
Papa Don't PreachRichard In Stars Hollow - Pamie knows she uses that title too often, but for real, this episode is just about Lorelai dealing with her father's preaching. Pamie couldn't help it. |
01.28.2002 01.30.2002 |
A |
Pamie |
2-11 Recap |
ZzzzzzzzzzzzSecrets And Loans - All talk and no action. That's this episode. When Lorelai doesn't have any money to fix her house, it takes forty minutes of talking about what she should do and then another fifteen minutes of talking about what she should have done. |
01.21.2002 01.23.2002 |
C- |
Pamie |
2-10 Recap |
Ye Olde PloteThe Bracebridge Dinner - Daniel Palladino assembles his finest cameos all in one room so no real story has to be flushed out. Brilliant! |
12.10.2001 12.17.2001 |
B |
Pamie |
2-9 Recap |
Philllipppe, CuteDean, Troilus, CressidaRun Away, Little Boy - A Shakespeare project brings the preps of Chilton to Stars Hollow. Philllipppe returns to make Rory furious and fiery. Lorelai has a play-date. |
11.26.2001 11.29.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
2-8 Recap |
Mamma Mia!The Ins And Outs Of Inns - The owner of the Independence Inn breezes into Stars Hollow, forcing Lorelai to wonder whether she's making the right decision by going into business with Sookie. |
11.19.2001 11.22.2001 |
B- |
Pamie |
2-7 Recap |
"Veronica! Dinner!"Like Mother, Like Daughter - Follow the linear storyline as Rory tries to do good and ends up being bad. |
11.12.2001 11.14.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-6 Recap |
Balls. But Not In That Funny Way.Presenting Lorelai Gilmore - Rory becomes a lady to make Emily happy. Emily's still not happy. Christopher shapes up and becomes an upstanding citizen, making Lorelai forget about how he's abandoned her for the past sixteen years. |
11.05.2001 11.09.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-5 Recap |
There's a New Boy in TownNick & Nora/Sid & Nancy - And he's looking clichéd. Luke and Lorelai fight about childrearing as Rory handles The Max Situation. |
10.29.2001 10.31.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-4 Recap |
Responsibility's For Suckers!The Road Trip to Harvard - In a very special episode brought to you by Harvard and Certs, Rory and Lorelai ditch all responsibility and have other people handle their problems as they bad-mouth people to their faces and trespass on other people's property. |
10.22.2001 10.24.2001 |
C- |
Pamie |
2-3 Recap |
Run, Max! Run!Red Light On A Wedding Night - The only thing worse than having to marry Max is having to marry Lorelai. Talk about bossy! |
10.15.2001 10.17.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-2 Recap |
Panic and Freak-OutsHammers And Veils - Rory figures out that she'll never get into Harvard if she doesn't find a retarded kid and ditch the surfer boyfriend. Lorelai tells Emily that she's engaged and is met with an icy silence. |
10.08.2001 10.11.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
2-1 Recap |
The Longest SummerSadie, Sadie - We're still back in time as Lorelai decides to get hitched and Rory brings a boy to the Gilmore home for the first time. |
10.08.2001 10.10.2001 |
B- |
Pamie |
1-21 Recap |
Season Fi-wha?Love, Daisies And Troubadours - We end the season with lots of love, all the townies, and the ultimate John Hughes tribute. |
05.09.2001 05.11.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-20 Recap |
Rory Gets GrumpyP.S. I Lo… - Suddenly Rory gets all pissy and has to deal with her break-up. Ah, to hell with continuity. CuteDean is back! Now with less floppy hair! |
05.02.2001 05.06.2001 |
A+ |
Pamie |
1-19 Recap |
Rune And Rachel: The Bad Seeds of Stars HollowEmily In Wonderland - Emily and Rory bond over antiques until Emily finds out more about Rory's past than she wanted to know. |
04.25.2001 05.04.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-18 Recap |
Friday, Sunday, Happy Days. Friday, Friday, Happy DaysThe Third Lorelai - Richard's mother, the original Lorelai, bitches into town, causing ulcers for Emily and a giant dilemma for Lorelai. Well, it's only a dilemma once Emily chimes in. Rory helps Paris on her first date and Mrs. Cunningham is a delightful old bag. |
03.21.2001 03.27.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-17 Recap |
Scary Nipple! Scary Nipple!The Breakup, Part 2 - Rory chooses not to wallow in her recent breakup, but rather to get some work done. Lorelai's along for the early-ass ride, since the entire town is already aware of Rory's fragile condition. |
03.14.2001 03.22.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-16 Recap |
Love BitesStar-Crossed Lovers And Other Strangers - Stars Hollow gets all mushy while the Gilmore girls have to deal with their own personal matters of the heart. |
03.07.2001 03.08.2001 |
A+ |
Pamie |
1-15 Recap |
Family MattersChristopher Returns - Christopher wants back into Lorelai's life, and all Hell breaks loose. |
02.28.2001 03.05.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-14 Recap |
There's Something About RoryThat Damn Donna Reed - The girls learn something about their own co-dependence as they spend an evening with their significant others. |
02.21.2001 02.22.2001 |
A |
Pamie |
1-13 Recap |
A Hazy Shade of WhiningConcert Interruptus - The Gilmore girls score tickets to see The Bangles. Lorelai takes this as the perfect opportunity to bribe Rory some friends. |
02.14.2001 02.18.2001 |
B+ |
Pamie |
1-12 Recap |
Two, Two, Two Dates in One!Double Date - Lorelai and Rory both go off on separate hell dates as Sookie tries to get closer to Jackson, and Lane thinks she's found another soulmate. |
01.17.2001 01.24.2001 |
B |
Pamie |
1-11 Recap |
Snotty Girls Need Love TooParis Is Burning - Lorelai evaluates her relationship with Max as Paris becomes the school's rumor target. |
01.10.2001 01.11.2001 |
C+ |
Pamie |
1-10 Recap |
Sniffles, Part TwoForgiveness And Stuff - All holiday cheer is put on hold when Grampa suddenly goes to the hospital. The Gilmore girls learn who their true friends are, and the importance of family -- just as a good holiday special is supposed to teach you. |
12.20.2000 12.27.2000 |
A |
Pamie |
1-9 Recap |
A Christmas RoryRory's Dance - Rory gets her first formal dance, where she learns that boys can be jerks, other boys can be boyfriends, and curfew means don't fall asleep reading Dorothy Parker. |
12.19.2000 12.26.2000 |
A |
Pamie |
1-8 Recap |
Love And War And SnowLove And War And Snow - With a blizzard hitting the Gilmore Girls, everyone is up to a little bit of trouble. Well, except Rory, who always remains quite squeaky-clean. But that's why we love her. |
12.13.2000 12.18.2000 |
B+ |
Pamie |
1-7 Recap |
Thank YouKiss And Tell - Thanks, Gilmore Girls, for making pamie have to re-evaluate her early romances. The Mental Anguish suit is still pending. Her people will call you. Your people had better send over some Doritos and a cute young boy to pet her hair and call her a pretty princess. We're just sayin'. |
11.15.2000 11.19.2000 |
Pamie |
|
1-6 Recap |
Pudding. Just another reason to hate Bill Cosby.Rory's Birthday Parties - It's all about Rory this week, as she has more parties than she wants -- with more people than she wants, and more presents than she wants -- and ends up sassing around just a bit too big for her sixteen-year-old britches. It doesn't matter. This show rules. |
11.08.2000 11.10.2000 |
D |
Pamie |
1-5 Recap |
Gilmore Girls Discover BoysCinnamon's Wake - In this episode, our heroines discover the opposite sex. Lorelai and Mr. Medina decide they are attracted to one another and decide to start dating. Only, neither of them tells Rory until she discovers Mr. Medina on her front porch during Cinnamon's wake. That's right. They're having a wake for a two-hundred-sixty-year-old cat. Life is just so darn bittersweet. |
11.01.2000 11.07.2000 |
Ragdoll |
|
1-4 Recap |
All's Well That Ends WellThe Deer Hunters - Lorelai and Rory have parallel bad days; in fact, they have parallel bad weeks. As both women adjust to the school change, books are lost, cars are dented ,and worlds are tripped over. Meanwhile, poor Sookie mercilessly chases down a restaurant reviewer who had the audacity to call her "magic" risotto "fine." |
10.25.2000 10.31.2000 |
Ragdoll |
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1-3 Recap |
My Grampa and me, like to climb up a tree...Kill Me Now - It's more of the same wholesome, good-natured fun you've come to expect from this show. No, really. It is. This week's lesson: even snotty, rich, bigoted grandfathers like to brag about their granddaughters if they're good enough for it. |
10.18.2000 10.23.2000 |
D |
Pamie |
1-2 Recap |
The Lorelais' First Day At ChiltonThe Lorelais' First Day At Chilton - Rory asks why Lorelai is insisting on painting her toes. Lorelai explains that Rory is starting private school and that "everyone knows that private-school girls are bad. And bad girls wear red nail polish." |
10.11.2000 10.11.2000 |
Pamie |
|
1-1 Recap |
PilotPilot - Looking through the opening credits also tells me that Gilmore Girls might be the most ethnically diverse cast in WB history. This probably seals its untimely fate. |
10.04.2000 10.04.2000 |
D |
Pamie |
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