The Marchioness

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Monty Ashley: B+ | 40 USERS: A-
The Would-Be Horse Assassin
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An "open discussion" at a rehab meeting starts with crazy thoughts about disease. Holmes suggests that he's often thought that he should have been born in a different time. Then he introduces himself as Sherlock, an addict. But back to him: his senses are very keen, and this is an era of distraction. Don't I know it. He used to use drugs to dull his nerve endings, and now he sometimes wonders what he'd be like if he'd been born "when it was a little quieter out there." He might have been more focused and a more fully realized person. Not like Ancient Greece, because the dental care was awful. Someone suggests about two hundred years ago. It's Mycroft! He claims he's here to support his brother, and Sherlock melts down and walks out.

Sherlock stomps out, surprising Watson, and shouts that he wouldn't have said anything if he'd known the meeting was compromised. There's some awkwardness about Mycroft's presence, which is for a restaurant opening. It's the Diogenes, which is a reference to the club Mycroft is always in from the Arthur Conan Doyle stories. He's here early because of "circumstances." Someone both he and Sherlock knows is in trouble.

He takes Sherlock and Watson to the Diogenes, which will combine reservations and some walk-ups to keep things fresh and fun. Their mutual friend is a blonde who Sherlock is not happy to see, although she kisses him a few times. "Joan Watson, this is Nigella Mason. She's my brother's former fiance." The one who Sherlock slept with to prove...something. I forget what. Point is, he now finds it awkward to be around her and Mycroft, although they seem fine with it.

The chef explains that the plates are meant to be shared, but there's plenty of food. He knows that alcohol is off, but he asks if there are any other things he needs to be aware of. Sherlock informs him, "I lose my appetite in the company of social-climbing trollops." Watson gives him a Look. Sherlock is very angry that she's here, but she says she married Robert Suffolk, the Marquess of Loudwater. Sherlock clarifies that it's between an Earl and a Duke. The Marquess was gay, so she turned to Dalton, the man in charge of his stable of racehorses, and there was a divorce. But she's still a Marchioness. She got to keep Silver Blaze, a horse she loved. And there's a demand for his services. Sherlock, still very stiff, says, "So you've become a horse pimp. How fitting. Must be lucrative!"

Silver Blaze is in Ulster County, and when Dalton was going to administer "the usual medication," a man surprised him and shot him. The murderer left behind a bag of supplies, including a syringe of potassium, possibly to kill Silver Blaze. She wants justice for Dalton, although Sherlock thinks it's to protect her meal ticket. She hopes Sherlock can do this, because Mycroft forgave her when he fell sick. This draws a look from Sherlock, who is just now learning about the leukemia. "I'm sincerely sorry for your trouble. But. This. Is an awful toxic creature." He leaves.

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