Dancing With The Stars

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Time of My Life

So Jennifer and Derek work on their freestyle. Jennifer is worried about doing trick and flips due to her neck issues. And given what we've seen so far, they don't need the tricks because none of the other dancers have done too much in terms of tricks, mostly because I don't think Kyle can lift Lacey or Mark can lift Bristol.

So Jennifer finally played the Dirty Dancing card, and I'm so glad that she did it like this instead of doing the "Time of My Life" routine with the lift at the end. They are dancing to "Do You Love Me?" and she starts out with a watermelon, which is still my favorite line to say in awkward situations: "I carried a watermelon." Try it at your next business meeting or office party. People will think you are nuts. Anyway, they do a ton of lifts and tricks, so many I can't even detail them all, but I will say that they both hop up on the judges' table and then Derek dirty dances with Jennifer and it's seriously freaking me out that his arms are the only thing keeping her from doing a header like eight feet to the floor. And then they do this spin I can't even describe, but I've never seen it done before. The whole thing is really amazing and I don't know if it was the best dancing of the night, but it was the most show-stopping for sure.

The audience goes nuts and Carrie Ann just yells that it was amazing and perfect. Len thinks Jennifer is consistent and persistent, and she's clearly his pick to win. Bruno is impressed by her versatility and brilliance. The judges have made their choice clear. I will admit, I voted for them, so at least if someone besides Jennifer wins tomorrow night, I will have earned the right to complain. As Derek and Jennifer wait for their scores, you can see Kyle in the background looking really sad. Aw. Scores: Carrie Ann 10, Len 10, and Bruno 10. No surprise. Jennifer says that she didn't dance to "Time of My Life" because that was her dance with Patrick and she wanted to keep it that way and instead do something fresh with Derek. I admire that; this show is so corny that they would have loved if she had done "Time of My Life" instead, I'm sure. You may think, "No, that's too cheesy." And I would say, "Have you seen this show? Ever?

So that's it for tonight! Two more dances tomorrow night and then the winner is crowned. Please don't be Bristol. Please, don't be Bristol. Thank you. Scores:

Jennifer and Derek: 30 + 30 = 60

Kyle and Lacey: 27 + 29 = 56

Bristol and Mark: 27 + 25 = 52

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