CSI
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The Young Turks in winter
What Sara Meant To Say: I may have knocked the competition for your attention to the swing shift. I did it for us, baby!
Gil: Ecklie wanted to break up the team. And he did.
What Gil Meant To Say: I know. And don't think I'm not holding it against you. Oh, how I miss my Adopted Son Number One, Warrick, and my young ward, Nicky.
Sara: He asked me if you and I had had our post-PEAP counseling session --
What Sara Meant To Say: You used to call me. You used to send me plants. You used to take predictable routes home from the office.
Gil: And we didn't.
What Gil Meant To Say: I've been enacting a comprehensive Sara Sidle avoidance strategy. Isn't it obvious?
Gil: Regardless, you should never have to cover for your boss. I'm sorry.
What Gil Meant To Say: Just because I'm a principled boss doesn't mean I'm a big catch as a boyfriend. Just a friendly reminder.
Sara: You've been a little more than a boss to me.
What Sara Meant To Say: Teacher. Mother. Secret lover.
Gil: [stares dumbly]
What Gil Meant To Do: [stares dumbly]
Sara: Why do you think I moved to Vegas?
What Sara Meant To Say: I didn't leave the scenic Bay Area and move to the desert to spend every night alone, you know.
Gil: [stares dumbly]
What Gil Meant To Do: [stares dumbly]
Sara: Look, I know our relationship has been complicated.
What Sara Meant To Say: Look, I am a catch.
Sara: It's probably my fault. It's probably definitely my fault.
What Sara Meant To Say: I blame you. You, you, you. You. But I would forgive you in an instant, my love.
Gil: You, uh, completed your counseling right?
What Gil Meant To Say: I work in law enforcement. I know people who can get me restraining orders. Why isn't this damn trapdoor working?
Sara: Yeah. Yes.
What Sara Meant To Say: Just so you know, I've disabled the trapdoor.
Gil: And?
What Gil Meant To Say: Fuck!
Sara: Let's just say that sometimes, I look for validation in inappropriate places.
What Sara Meant To Say: Let's just say, the writers have given me a gold-plated opportunity to play this so it appears that our fruitless flirtation has been extended yet again.

Gil: [stares dumbly]

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