CSI: Miami
RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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1-24 Recap |
Jail's Out For Summer!Body Count - A breathtakingly illogical jail break pits Horatio against someone he put away eighteen episodes ago. |
05.18.2003 | D+ |
Sobell |
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1-23 Recap |
If He Only Had A CaseFreaks And Tweaks - Just because we're all presuming / Horatio's brother was actually zooming / along on crystal meth / doesn't mean that he's a bad cop / only that the rumors won't stop / while Horatio's on the case. |
05.11.2003 05.15.2003 |
C- |
Sobell |
1-22 Recap |
Come On, Baby. Light My Fire.Tinder Box - Ben Browder's an arsonist, but I don't care because it's Ben Browder. |
05.04.2003 05.11.2003 |
F |
Sobell |
1-21 Recap |
These Brazen Women Get What They DeserveSpring Break - Or at least that's the take-away message when a sexual predator begins targeting women during spring break. |
04.27.2003 05.03.2003 |
F |
Sobell |
1-20 Recap |
These Kids Today, With Their Guns and CorpsesGrave Young Men - Horatio discovers that teenaged boys are no longer interested in malteds and drive-thrus, but marijuana and drive-bys. |
04.13.2003 04.21.2003 |
C |
Sobell |
1-19 Recap |
He Fought The Feds, And The Feds WonDouble Cap - The man who killed a kept woman by the side of a swanky swimming pool gets a free pass to Club Fed; Horatio fulminates. |
03.30.2003 04.06.2003 |
C- |
Sobell |
1-18 Recap |
Let the Fire Cleanse You, Horatio!Dispo Day - It's an episode that ends with David Caruso's face wreathed in flames. Sadly, it's not because he's leaving the show to play Heat Miser in the national tour of The Year Without Santa Claus, but because he triumphed over a corrupt television reporter and managed to incinerate a metric ton of drugs. No, really. No -- really. |
03.09.2003 03.15.2003 |
D+ |
Sobell |
1-17 Recap |
Lethal PoliticsSimple Man - An ambitious councilwoman puts her best interest before the city's; unsurprisingly, Horatio does exactly the opposite. |
02.23.2003 03.02.2003 |
C+ |
Sobell |
1-16 Recap |
Suffer Not The Strippers To Come Unto MeEvidence Of Things Unseen - Horatio avenges the death of a stripper, and solves the grisly murders of both her husband and her john to score the hat trick. |
02.16.2003 02.23.2003 |
C |
Mr. Sobell |
1-15 Recap |
Erin CrockovichDead Woman Walking - When a crusading lawyer is poisoned by her bartered orange juice, Horatio's on the case. |
02.09.2003 02.16.2003 |
C+ |
Sobell |
1-14 Recap |
Horatio Caine, Judge and JuryForced Entry - Calleigh and Delko get busy at the crematorium; Horatio acts all sensitively toward rape victims, except when he doesn't. |
02.02.2003 02.08.2003 |
C+ |
Sobell |
1-13 Recap |
Breathe in, HoratioBunk - Horatio is immune to lethal meth-making fumes, possibly because the gasbag generates his own. Calleigh and Delko swing at the old folks' home. |
01.26.2003 02.02.2003 |
C |
Sobell |
1-12 Recap |
Lipstick and FingerprintsEntrance Wound - The two things that unravel the case here -- in one, a telltale tube, and in the other, a forged fingerprint. |
01.05.2003 01.12.2003 |
C |
Sobell |
1-11 Recap |
Gassy and SassyCamp Fear - One plotline covers the accidental death of a guy who liked gasoline a little too much. The other covers the accidental death of a teen model at a boot camp. |
12.15.2002 12.23.2002 |
C+ |
Sobell |
1-10 Recap |
A Horrible BoorA Horrible Mind - Yes, I speak of David Caruso. Ass. In other non-surprising news, Kim Delaney gets written off the most successful new series of the television season. Donations of healing vodka should be sent care of her agent. |
11.24.2002 11.28.2002 |
D+ |
Demian |
1-9 Recap |
Ready, Aim, FireKill Zone - It's a sniper episode, since America hasn't had its fill of that kind of terror yet. |
11.17.2002 11.24.2002 |
D+ |
Sobell |
1-8 Recap |
Dead Kids Ahoy!Slaughterhouse - Once again, Horatio's all upset when The Littlest People are victims. |
11.10.2002 11.17.2002 |
D+ |
Sobell |
1-7 Recap |
BrainlessBreathless - An exotic dancer is killed by any one of a number of nubile dim bulbs. |
11.03.2002 11.10.2002 |
C |
Sobell |
1-6 Recap |
There are no other cases in Miami today...or tomorrowBroken - Everyone gets to figure out who killed an excruciatingly photogenic child. |
10.27.2002 11.03.2002 |
D+ |
Sobell |
1-5 Recap |
Choose Life!Ashes To Ashes - Or read about the homicidal family that didn't. |
10.20.2002 10.27.2002 |
N/A |
Sobell |
1-4 Recap |
Time after timeJust One Kiss - It's the Palm Beach rape case all over again, only with lawsuit-proof characters. |
10.13.2002 10.20.2002 |
C |
Sobell |
1-3 Recap |
Take A Bite Out Of CrimeWet Foot/Dry Foot - The entire team handles the deaths of Cuban refugees, without once examining the factors that lead to refugees. |
10.06.2002 10.13.2002 |
D+ |
Sobell |
1-2 Recap |
Bombs Away!Losing Face - Horatio takes it personally when his mentor gets blown to smithereens. |
09.29.2002 10.01.2002 |
C- |
Sobell |
1-1 Recap |
Leaving from a jet planeGolden Parachute - The case of a woman who fell -- or was pushed -- to her death consumes the Miami crew. |
09.22.2002 09.26.2002 |
C- |
Sobell |