CSI: Miami

Jail's Out For Summer!

By Sobell | Aired on 05.18.2003

Body Count - Massive props to Dragon, without whom you'd have a recap that covered only 60 minutes of this episode and not the full 75. We got no time for the beachy shores of Miami today; it's all about the prison...

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1-24 Recap	Jail's Out For Summer! Body Count - A breathtakingly illogical jail break pits Horatio against someone he put away eighteen episodes ago.	05.18.2003	D+	Sobell
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-23 Recap	If He Only Had A Case Freaks And Tweaks - Just because we're all presuming / Horatio's brother was actually zooming / along on crystal meth / doesn't mean that he's a bad cop / only that the rumors won't stop / while Horatio's on the case.	05.11.2003 05.15.2003	C-	Sobell
1-22 Recap	Come On, Baby. Light My Fire. Tinder Box - Ben Browder's an arsonist, but I don't care because it's Ben Browder.	05.04.2003 05.11.2003	F	Sobell
1-21 Recap	These Brazen Women Get What They Deserve Spring Break - Or at least that's the take-away message when a sexual predator begins targeting women during spring break.	04.27.2003 05.03.2003	F	Sobell
1-20 Recap	These Kids Today, With Their Guns and Corpses Grave Young Men - Horatio discovers that teenaged boys are no longer interested in malteds and drive-thrus, but marijuana and drive-bys.	04.13.2003 04.21.2003	C	Sobell
1-19 Recap	He Fought The Feds, And The Feds Won Double Cap - The man who killed a kept woman by the side of a swanky swimming pool gets a free pass to Club Fed; Horatio fulminates.	03.30.2003 04.06.2003	C-	Sobell
1-18 Recap	Let the Fire Cleanse You, Horatio! Dispo Day - It's an episode that ends with David Caruso's face wreathed in flames. Sadly, it's not because he's leaving the show to play Heat Miser in the national tour of The Year Without Santa Claus, but because he triumphed over a corrupt television reporter and managed to incinerate a metric ton of drugs. No, really. No -- really.	03.09.2003 03.15.2003	D+	Sobell
1-17 Recap	Lethal Politics Simple Man - An ambitious councilwoman puts her best interest before the city's; unsurprisingly, Horatio does exactly the opposite.	02.23.2003 03.02.2003	C+	Sobell
1-16 Recap	Suffer Not The Strippers To Come Unto Me Evidence Of Things Unseen - Horatio avenges the death of a stripper, and solves the grisly murders of both her husband and her john to score the hat trick.	02.16.2003 02.23.2003	C	Mr. Sobell
1-15 Recap	Erin Crockovich Dead Woman Walking - When a crusading lawyer is poisoned by her bartered orange juice, Horatio's on the case.	02.09.2003 02.16.2003	C+	Sobell
1-14 Recap	Horatio Caine, Judge and Jury Forced Entry - Calleigh and Delko get busy at the crematorium; Horatio acts all sensitively toward rape victims, except when he doesn't.	02.02.2003 02.08.2003	C+	Sobell
1-13 Recap	Breathe in, Horatio Bunk - Horatio is immune to lethal meth-making fumes, possibly because the gasbag generates his own. Calleigh and Delko swing at the old folks' home.	01.26.2003 02.02.2003	C	Sobell
1-12 Recap	Lipstick and Fingerprints Entrance Wound - The two things that unravel the case here -- in one, a telltale tube, and in the other, a forged fingerprint.	01.05.2003 01.12.2003	C	Sobell
1-11 Recap	Gassy and Sassy Camp Fear - One plotline covers the accidental death of a guy who liked gasoline a little too much. The other covers the accidental death of a teen model at a boot camp.	12.15.2002 12.23.2002	C+	Sobell
1-10 Recap	A Horrible Boor A Horrible Mind - Yes, I speak of David Caruso. Ass. In other non-surprising news, Kim Delaney gets written off the most successful new series of the television season. Donations of healing vodka should be sent care of her agent.	11.24.2002 11.28.2002	D+	Demian
1-9 Recap	Ready, Aim, Fire Kill Zone - It's a sniper episode, since America hasn't had its fill of that kind of terror yet.	11.17.2002 11.24.2002	D+	Sobell
1-8 Recap	Dead Kids Ahoy! Slaughterhouse - Once again, Horatio's all upset when The Littlest People are victims.	11.10.2002 11.17.2002	D+	Sobell
1-7 Recap	Brainless Breathless - An exotic dancer is killed by any one of a number of nubile dim bulbs.	11.03.2002 11.10.2002	C	Sobell
1-6 Recap	There are no other cases in Miami today...or tomorrow Broken - Everyone gets to figure out who killed an excruciatingly photogenic child.	10.27.2002 11.03.2002	D+	Sobell
1-5 Recap	Choose Life! Ashes To Ashes - Or read about the homicidal family that didn't.	10.20.2002 10.27.2002	N/A	Sobell
1-4 Recap	Time after time Just One Kiss - It's the Palm Beach rape case all over again, only with lawsuit-proof characters.	10.13.2002 10.20.2002	C	Sobell
1-3 Recap	Take A Bite Out Of Crime Wet Foot/Dry Foot - The entire team handles the deaths of Cuban refugees, without once examining the factors that lead to refugees.	10.06.2002 10.13.2002	D+	Sobell
1-2 Recap	Bombs Away! Losing Face - Horatio takes it personally when his mentor gets blown to smithereens.	09.29.2002 10.01.2002	C-	Sobell
1-1 Recap	Leaving from a jet plane Golden Parachute - The case of a woman who fell -- or was pushed -- to her death consumes the Miami crew.	09.22.2002 09.26.2002	C-	Sobell