Battlestar Galactica
Flight Of The Phoenix

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Jacob Clifton: B+ | 4 USERS: A-
Blackbird Singing In The Dead Of Night
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"There are many copies." For some reason that's my favorite part of the clang-clang intro, and I couldn't tell you why, but I always have to say it out loud right before Sharon ["formerly Boomer" -- Wing Chun] comes on screen. Also, any time I think of this show. Back during "Home," I actually screamed when Adama said it.

Anyway. I'm Jacob. I'm nuts. Hi. I'm Strega's co-pilot this week, so you won't think I've stuffed her somewhere. We're friends and we agree on absolutely nothing whatsoever except for Warren Ellis, Tim Minear, and this show. Actually, we don't agree on this show at all, but we both like it a great deal, so that's nice. Mostly, I've learned not to cross her. I hear she eats puppies. ["Excuse me, I was told that what happened in Vegas would stay in Vegas." -- Strega]

We open on lots and lots of Cylon Raiders, on their way from somewhere to somewhere else. From someplace creepy, that is, to someplace ominous, with the initials B.G. Unless I miss my guess. Chief Tyrol's in the hangar, asking Viper 289er how it's feeling today. It's almost as if he can't tell the difference between a machine and a person.

Helo walks into the Officers' Mess like they're actually going to hang out and have fun, even though he's a toasterfucker, and everybody looks at him crazy. It's awkward. He shakes hands with Starbuck because they're, like, best friends now; it's very "I Got Stranded On Cylon-Occupied Caprica And Nearly Got Killed Seventeen Times And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt," and it's a good thing, too, because Starbuck's all about forgetting she reacted this exact same way when she saw Helo and Sharon together, except for how she additionally wet herself and had an aneurysm. Helo ("Karl Agathon" is like the coolest name this side of "Anastasia Dualla") introduces himself to Duck, and all the pilots and techs look the same to me so at first I don't know if he's being particularly "pointed" in an asinine way, or if he's just never met Duck. Frankly, I'd be surprised this many people even knew Helo, considering he's never really even been part of the crew as we know it. Starbuck asks if Helo'd like to sit in on the game, but he's feeling the frosty so he checks out. Duck, trying to make his plebe period that much shorter, gets all scapegoaty: "So he's the Cylon lover." Starbuck's kind of impressed at the kid's lack of insight here, considering she just smelled Helo and gave him the alpha dog okay in front of the whole room, so she tells Duck it's not really material who Helo fracks. She then makes the very necessary point that every single person on Galactica is pretty much being a hypocrite about this, considering how "everyone was high-fiving our Sharon right before she put two in Adama's chest." Dumb old Hotdog agrees with Starbuck about how manipulative the Cylons are, pointing out that Chief's head is pretty well permafracked.

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