Are You Hot?

Out with a whimper

By Alex Richmond | Aired on 04.04.2003

Hot Zone Finale - You may have noticed, dear reader, that because of the war and all, your regularly scheduled program, Are You Hot?, has been, um, missing. I know, I know -- first there's the State of the Union Address, then President...

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1-5 Recap	Out with a whimper Hot Zone Finale - The hottest man and woman of America are selected. Oh, joy. I mean it -- the brief time of the show has ended. Hence the joy.	04.04.2003	F	Alex Richmond
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-4 Recap	Week Four is over Hot Zone 4: Southwest - The not-so-brutal judging is done. Hot Zone 4, you were dull. Only two more weeks to go. Hooray?	03.12.2003 03.13.2003	N/A	Alex Richmond
1-3 Recap	Still not canceled. Can you believe it? Hot Zone 3: Northwest - The bit goes on. People from a certain region (this week, the northwest) prance in front of the judges/cameras and are judged. Absolutely nothing interesting happens, but I make fun of everyone and give away the RDC Challenge.	02.26.2003 02.27.2003	N/A	Alex Richmond
1-2 Recap	Alex Richmond is, sadly, still not fired Hot Zone 2: Southeast - Yeah, episode two. Two contestants are chosen from the eight that were picked from Zone 1 last week. And thirty-two are whittled down to eight from Zone 2. It's kind of like a math problem with boobs. The best part is that the bathing suits on the men are smaller.	02.19.2003 02.20.2003	N/A	Alex Richmond
1-1 Recap	Hot Zone 1: Southwest/Northeast Hot Zone 1: Southwest/Northeast - An insipid show based on a fun, successful website. This two-hour series opener sorts the wheat from the chaff in the Southwest and Northeast regions.	02.12.2003 02.16.2003	D+	Alex Richmond