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Cordelia vs. The Radioactive Plot Twist

Aaaaaa! A shirtless Wesley suddenly appears on my TV. Ack. He says, "You know that sinking feeling you sometimes get the morning after? It arrived early." He rolls over and off of (ack!) Lilah. They're in bed at Wesley's. Lilah purrs, "It's like a little death. Several, in fact." Eeeeeeeeew. Wesley tells Lilah to leave, and she sits up, looking a bit messy and flushed. I wait for her to re-enact that Simpsons joke where she starts chugging RU-486, but I guess she can wait till she gets home. I hope Wolfram & Hart reimburse her for the therapy she's going to need after this. Lilah pulls on her shirt as she tells Wesley that he knows "how to channel [his] rage, frustration, and hate." Wesley replies, "You still here?" Lilah reassures him, "I'm not one of the doe-eyed girls of Angel Investigations. Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone." Wesley fires back, "I wasn't thinking about you when you were here." Lilah looks a bit stung by that as she puts on her skirt, but finally comes up with a rejoinder: "Your former boss has a soul, and you're losing yours. Why, you're just new all over, aren't ya?" She grabs her coat and bra and heads out the door, leaving Wesley to brood while she rushes to douse herself in disinfectant.

Angel arrives at Point Dume and looks around, then checks his breath. Again I say, ack. ["Plus I thought he didn't have breath." -- Wing Chun]

Cordy's zipping through traffic in her bright yellow Jeep. Her what? Um. I guess they divided up the "Provider" money and all bought cars. Except Gunn. He probably donated his share to his camp. Cordy checks her breath, too.

Angel checks his watch, his hair, and finally pulls out his cell phone. And then drops it over the edge of a cliff. "I hate those things!" he grumbles.

Cordy tells herself (but not in a visiony way), "We're just gonna talk like two grown-up adults. I have some feelings. You may have some feelings. He may not even know I'm insane until he hears my feelings." See! She thinks she must be crazy! I'm fighting this till the end. As Cordy drives along, she starts glowing, and complains "No! Not now!" Her car and the surrounding traffic slow and finally stop completely, frozen. There's a fun shot of a motorcycle and its trailing exhaust hanging motionless in the air.

Angel walks back toward his car and suddenly sees Connor walking up to him. Angel asks what Connor's doing, and Connor smiles, "We're family. And I wanna show you how I feel about that." With that, he lunges at Angel, tackling him so that they both go spinning off that dizzy edge and into a commercial break.

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