America's Next Top Model
Cat Deeley

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Previously on The Revolutionary Bore: The Americans took a hit as Mariah was eliminated. Maybe she at least got to take her Pocahontas costume back to the reservation, like so many pox-infested blankets? In any case, the British and American "teams" each have six models left. If you can do basic addition, you'll know this means that twelve bitches remain!

The girls return to their model home after Mariah's elimination, and Annaliese tells us how satisfying it was to have all Americans in the bottom. She speaks of some sort of collective British strategizing that involves flicking out the weak Americans, like the bits of haggis left in your palms after you've chowed an entire loaf in one sitting. Of course, it was American Lauren who had the best photo of the week, so the U.S. girls get a big box full of clothes and, to hear Alisha tell it, some sour grapes.

And then all of a sudden it's 2:30 a.m., and the Brits engage in scheming of a different nature. They've decided that they're going to go into the rooms of the U.S. girls and throw balls of paper at them. Apparently the Brits have not yet heard of RESPEITO, the word of law that rules the land in Model-Merica. And I love a good prank as much as the next recapper, but if someone awoke me from a peaceful slumber by throwing wet paper at me, I actually would probably murder them. The Brits decide to target Seymone first, apparently believing that she's still weighed down by the haggis and will be slow to react. And you know who has a similarly murderous objection to getting woken up in the middle of the night? Seymone. She emerges from her lair, pissed off and yelling. She tells the Brits that she's not like every other female in the house, and is an enemy of shenanigans.

Sophie tells us that Seymone is very up and down, and went from being on top the first week to the bottom during the second. So, perhaps she's on edge. Seymone is not used to being around females (and doesn't it just crack you up when people say "females"?), and also admits that she has a slight temper problem. We see Seymone yelling at Alisha, who in turn yells at Seymone, and it goes on like a circle in a circle, like a wheel within a wheel. If anyone was asleep in the house before, they're certainly awake now. What's funny is that the Brits all do stick together in a little pack, while none of the Americans feel compelled to take up Seymone's cause. They just skulk on the sidelines, looking confused. Alisha surmises that the Hulk-like Seymone is stressed from the competition and taking her frustrations out on the Brits, who merely ambushed her room and threw wet balls of paper at her in the night. And let me tell you, this is the LEAST of the drama to come in this episode!

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America's Next Top Model




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