American Horror Story

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Joe R: A- | 5 USERS: A+
Let's Do the Time Warp Again

He tells her his plan, which is to buy the book, take it with him to Mother Lana's doorstep, ask her if she knows who he is and when she doesn't he can say, "I'm in your book. Only I didn't die." And then he will shoot her in the head. "Finally," he says, "I would have completed my father's work." The librarian at this point is shitting first-edition copies of Moby Dick. She pulls out a plastic sleeve, places the book inside and hands it to Dylan Face. We may not ever know if he kills this poor lady too, as the end of the episode spares us (and her, I guess). Here's hoping she's not currently at that great Women's Studies seminar in the sky.

Joe R is fully expecting everybody to die next week. He can be reached for lavish praise and nothing but at

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American Horror Story




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